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Sports die2nite - the various failings of Celerysteve

Hobojim

Avatar: 225269 2010-12-18 04:46:40 -0500
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Level 69 Troll

Jokes are way over my head

Nicco Posted:

Scavs are still semi-useful late game because they can search faster. But when about every zone on the map is depleted their special skill to find undepleted zones becomes useless as well since everyone will just head into the direction where the Search Tower replenished zones.

Guardians are the most useful, 4 CP instead of 2 makes a great difference. I can tell because I was on an expedition with 3 Guardians today and we could travel undisturbed through 9+ zombies zones.

Scavengers are really only useful for towns that can’t get together a decent expedition. Searching faster doesn’t really help much when everything nearby is depleted. How much faster do they search, anyway?

Nillo

Avatar: 13243 2015-07-21 17:58:06 -0400
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Level 35 Emo Kid

I suck dirty homeless guys male reproductive organs all night long

They search 25% faster and have a higher chance of finding something (dunno what the percentage is on that though).

They also may or may not have a better chance of finding rare items, but that’s a controversial issue that I won’t try to argue about here.

Celerysteve -
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Avatar: 202036 2011-01-22 12:20:19 -0500

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Level 9 Camwhore

This user was dimension banned by FalconFour

I can’t believe Nicco took that seriously and actually got bumhurt over it.

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Bacchus edited this message on 06/03/2011 10:57AM

Celerysteve -
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Avatar: 202036 2011-01-22 12:20:19 -0500

[COMPOSOLITION]

Level 9 Camwhore

This user was dimension banned by FalconFour

Bacchus Posted:

Yes you can.

He is my coalition. And yeah I guess you’re right; I basically just trolled Nicco + My own coalition + All of Forumwarz.

Nicco

MODERATOR
Avatar: 24745 2011-07-31 00:34:23 -0400
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[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

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uhh yeah i mean im totally bumhurt because i pointed out facts to celerysteve. totally bumhurt man.

Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
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[Temple of the Anth-
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Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

Nicco Posted:

uhh yeah i mean im totally bumhurt because i pointed out facts to celerysteve. totally bumhurt man.

I know you only put me down, posted twice more, and then posted a fourth time consecutively to put me down again which basically says you tried to forget it but couldn’t… You should be good though. I think the rule is you’re not officially bumhurt until you post five times in a row. Close call.

Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
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Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

And you’re right being a scout is so not useful because it’s not like you can go out nine spaces on just food and water, or I mean you know, upgrading the search tower three times is a really good idea man. Make sure you do that on day 6 after you have the workshop fully upgraded that is good planning. But yeah man, being a scout sucks late in the game because it’s not like there is zombies everywhere or destinations with zombies you want to pbum through with out fighting. It’s better to send out a whole expedition because then you can use a lot more :ap: that way and come back early because the zone is depleted in two hours. But yeah man, I hate that. After day five I don’t even clock any more I just waste all the weapons to go two spaces to a depleted zone to bring back a log because that is totally a good idea that is not for horrendous ****ing fabulous persons of failure. Scouts are so bad man seriously I hate being able to tell how many zombies are in unmapped zones and marking it on the external map because that is never useful. I hate being the only clbum who knows he can go any square on the map risk free as long as I have HR or a smoke grenade. You’re right scouts are not useful at all towards the end only the begining when there’s no depleted zones or zombies because you need a cloak to go through replenished zones with no zombies you’re really smart man. You’re not a dumb piece of **** fabulous person worst mod ever foreigner at all because scouts suck bro **** it dude you’re so right I can’t stand being a scout another minute brb cyanide Log in to see images!

Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
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[Temple of the Anth-
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Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

Dude, holy **** I’m sorry bro. I mean I just utterly ****ing destroyed you. You’re nothing. Sucks dude. I mean if you never show your face on die2nite or Forumwarz again, **** man, it is cool I totally understand. I don’t think I could after an uber god teir verbal beatdown… but if you do… if you do man, I just want you to know I respect you immensely man, because that **** has got to take some ****ing balls!

Nicco

MODERATOR
Avatar: 24745 2011-07-31 00:34:23 -0400
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[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

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Um… I don’t even know where to start with you. I mean, do you even know who you’re talking to?

Skyman747

Avatar: 115546 2015-08-12 18:58:09 -0400
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[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

DIRTY ****ING fine upstanding member of society woman's genitals

Nicco Posted:

Um… I don’t even know where to start with you. I mean, do you even know who you’re talking to?

god damn tf2 fabulous person just shut the **** up already.

Skyman747 was banned for this post by Nicco

Nicco

MODERATOR
Avatar: 24745 2011-07-31 00:34:23 -0400
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[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

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Skyman747 Posted:

god damn tf2 fabulous person just shut the **** up already.

What’s more funny is that you recognized it.

Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
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[Temple of the Anth-
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Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

Nicco Posted:

Um… I don’t even know where to start with you. I mean, do you even know who you’re talking to?

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Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
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[Temple of the Anth-
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Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

Skyman747 Posted:

god damn tf2 fabulous person just shut the **** up already.

As a veteran poster I am just want to vouch for the fact skyman is banned and should be unbanned eventually unless of course he isn’t.

Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
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[Temple of the Anth-
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Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

I have the craziest die2nite story ever. Will post shortly when it comes back up and I get things sorted.

Nicco

MODERATOR
Avatar: 24745 2011-07-31 00:34:23 -0400
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[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

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On Day 10. ****in’ finally.

Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
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[Temple of the Anth-
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Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

Nicco Posted:

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On Day 10. ****in’ finally.

lol we’ve had two for quite a while

And unban skyman because he just did something awesome

Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
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[Temple of the Anth-
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Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

Celerysteve Posted:

I have the craziest die2nite story ever. Will post shortly when it comes back up and I get things sorted.

****in **** was ****in unbelievable man. This guy made multiple mistakes, wasted drugs he didn’t need to take, and got addicted. Well he’s fairly active and up to this point he was good. He’s getting off like the victim and I look like the bad guy because I wanted to shun him. I took the drugs and ended up puting them back in the bank for him (twinoid, unlabeled and hydratone I’m keeping the rest **** thay). I mean nobody thinks I’m the bad guy not m except him and and his equally incompetent buddy, and I could have got him shunned, but it would hurt us. cuz he does everything with that other dude so we’d basically lose two and we had to let one go tonight after his like fifth time getting trapped. SO we’re down 22You better sit down to read this ****.

I’ll finish this cool story later.

Hot Pho

Avatar: 226401 2010-03-21 02:41:40 -0400

Level 12 Emo Kid

But what if I like it here (on Ricket's male reproductive organ)

Lee_Harvey_Oswald Posted:

i have in real life things to do thank you anyways Log in to see images!

I know it’s been forever, but I enjoyed this comment.

The arrangement of words as well as the view expressed.

Perhaps because I tried to play this game and lost interest after exactly one night, I don’t know.

You bastards DID manage to get me thoroughly addicted to Trade Fortress Too, however, so good job with that.

Thanks for standing still… ya twitchy hooligan!

Hot Pho

Avatar: 226401 2010-03-21 02:41:40 -0400

Level 12 Emo Kid

But what if I like it here (on Ricket's male reproductive organ)

Celerysteve Posted:

****in **** was ****in unbelievable man. This guy made multiple mistakes, wasted drugs he didn’t need to take, and got addicted. Well he’s fairly active and up to this point he was good. He’s getting off like the victim and I look like the bad guy because I wanted to shun him. I took the drugs and ended up puting them back in the bank for him (twinoid, unlabeled and hydratone I’m keeping the rest **** thay). I mean nobody thinks I’m the bad guy not m except him and and his equally incompetent buddy, and I could have got him shunned, but it would hurt us. cuz he does everything with that other dude so we’d basically lose two and we had to let one go tonight after his like fifth time getting trapped. SO we’re down 22You better sit down to read this ****.

I’ll finish this cool story later.

Shut up, Sailboatsteve. But wait, why u mad?

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