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Sports die2nite - the various failings of Celerysteve

Nicco

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Avatar: 24745 2011-07-31 00:34:23 -0400
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[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

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Hey Celerysteve if you’re reading this GET THE **** BACK TO TOWN thank you

Skyman747

Avatar: 115546 2015-08-12 18:58:09 -0400
17

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

DIRTY ****ING fine upstanding member of society woman's genitals

If someone uses heroic return and the gates are closed do they still get in or are they stuck outside the gates?

Nicco

MODERATOR
Avatar: 24745 2011-07-31 00:34:23 -0400
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[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

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Skyman747 Posted:

If someone uses heroic return and the gates are closed do they still get in or are they stuck outside the gates?

They can still get in. Same goes with Heroic Rescue.

Skyman747

Avatar: 115546 2015-08-12 18:58:09 -0400
17

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

DIRTY ****ING fine upstanding member of society woman's genitals

lmao steve we’re in the same town. What are the odds?

Celerysteve -
from an Alte-
rnate Univer-
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Avatar: 202036 2011-01-22 12:20:19 -0500

[COMPOSOLITION]

Level 9 Camwhore

This user was dimension banned by FalconFour

Skyman747 Posted:

lmao steve we’re in the same town. What are the odds?

yeah dude I was going to steal your water but I think I will take that dudes band aid

and **** I died cuz I didnt in town in time on the last one cuz I slept waaaaaaaaaaaay longer than I should have damn it that was not suppose to happen

Odalisque

Avatar: 24438 2011-07-31 00:23:47 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 40 Emo Kid

DAAAAAAANG, SHE FLY

Invite Kylie.

Celerysteve -
from an Alte-
rnate Univer-
se

Avatar: 202036 2011-01-22 12:20:19 -0500

[COMPOSOLITION]

Level 9 Camwhore

This user was dimension banned by FalconFour

Skyman747 I strongly recommend you just stay inside and build.

Celerysteve -
from an Alte-
rnate Univer-
se

Avatar: 202036 2011-01-22 12:20:19 -0500

[COMPOSOLITION]

Level 9 Camwhore

This user was dimension banned by FalconFour

I got spotted and had to use my vicious uppercut so I cannot rescue you today.

Skyman747

Avatar: 115546 2015-08-12 18:58:09 -0400
17

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

DIRTY ****ING fine upstanding member of society woman's genitals

Celerysteve from an Alternate Universe Posted:

Skyman747 I strongly recommend you just stay inside and build.

I only have 30 minutes left until next auto-search so I think I want to wait and then come back.

Skyman747 edited this message on 01/23/2011 9:04PM

Skyman747

Avatar: 115546 2015-08-12 18:58:09 -0400
17

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

DIRTY ****ING fine upstanding member of society woman's genitals

unless you think it’s too risky in which case I’ll come back.

Celerysteve -
from an Alte-
rnate Univer-
se

Avatar: 202036 2011-01-22 12:20:19 -0500

[COMPOSOLITION]

Level 9 Camwhore

This user was dimension banned by FalconFour

Skyman747 Posted:

unless you think it’s too risky in which case I’ll come back.

Stay out as long as you can know you can come back. But looking at your soul page you seem to die outside a lot. There is nothing wrong with staying inside and just building. Also avoid searching depleted zones if you can search a regular zone. Depleted zones only give logs and scrap metal.

aSh-gangSTA--
685

Avatar: 23493 2011-10-31 20:46:14 -0400
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[And The Banned Pla-
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Level 60 Emo Kid

The Delightfully Chaotic

Celerysteve from an Alternate Universe Posted:

Stay out as long as you can know you can come back. But looking at your soul page you seem to die outside a lot. There is nothing wrong with staying inside and just building. Also avoid searching depleted zones if you can search a regular zone. Depleted zones only give logs and scrap metal.

and sometimes plastic bags.

Celerysteve -
from an Alte-
rnate Univer-
se

Avatar: 202036 2011-01-22 12:20:19 -0500

[COMPOSOLITION]

Level 9 Camwhore

This user was dimension banned by FalconFour

The

rest

of

you

need

to

join

this

<— klan

Celerysteve -
from an Alte-
rnate Univer-
se

Avatar: 202036 2011-01-22 12:20:19 -0500

[COMPOSOLITION]

Level 9 Camwhore

This user was dimension banned by FalconFour

You get back in on time Skyman? This is great; we got the search tower built on day one. I am the only hero and have pretty much been declared leader. Some dude stole my band aid and I got him shunned without a single complaint registered against me. I kind of like these noob towns, there’s not a bunch of people thinking they know it all so I can run this puppy like a well-oiled machine.

Nillo

Avatar: 13243 2015-07-21 17:58:06 -0400
13

[COMPOSOLITION]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I suck dirty homeless guys male reproductive organs all night long

Celerysteve from an Alternate Universe Posted:

I kind of like these noob towns, there’s not a bunch of people thinking they know it all so I can run this puppy like a well-oiled machine.

That’s all well and good until you get into a town where 10 of the citizens have an unopened doggy bag and a welcome pack in their inventory at the end of day one.

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2015-02-20 21:59:22 -0500
10

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 62 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into bumes. But not boners!

Nillo Posted:

That’s all well and good until you get into a town where 10 of the citizens have an unopened doggy bag and a welcome pack in their inventory at the end of day one.

Then proceed to die of terminal dehydration on day 3.

Shiis Girlfr-
iend

Avatar: 98447 2011-07-31 00:56:37 -0400

Level 11 Emo Kid

Shii is my favorite person ever! I love him so.

Wow, the RNG is loving us.

Two nights ago we had a attack below our defense. And now the maximum is only 1 above our defenses. Though, we are running out of Nuts and Bolts, at least we’ll make it to day 10.

Hobojim

Avatar: 225269 2010-12-18 04:46:40 -0500
5

[COMPOSOLITION]

Level 69 Troll

Jokes are way over my head

Just finished my first 100+SP town. It didn’t go too well, although we lasted through day 8, so I guess that’s not terrible.

Everybody there was kind of a male reproductive organ, though. I didn’t have much fun with it. My coalition buddy and I were going to recruit, but we decided to skip the whole town cause they sucked so bad.

I don’t think I’ve had a single day go by in all of these towns I’ve been in where at least one person hasn’t died from staying out too late. *shrug*

Anyways, anybody wanna join a ****ty coalition? It’s just me and one other guy, I’m at GMT-5 and he’s GMT+1. Our other member up and quit the game because it was ruining his life somehow. We don’t suck horribly, though.

Celerysteve -
from an Alte-
rnate Univer-
se

Avatar: 202036 2011-01-22 12:20:19 -0500

[COMPOSOLITION]

Level 9 Camwhore

This user was dimension banned by FalconFour

Nillo Posted:

That’s all well and good until you get into a town where 10 of the citizens have an unopened doggy bag and a welcome pack in their inventory at the end of day one.

We only have two like that. I guess I got lucky because we’re really cooking with gas over here. By golly, this town is the bee’s knees! Currently laying the shun hammer down again on some addicted fabulous person who took two parecetoids from the bank along with a ****load of ****.

Skyman747

Avatar: 115546 2015-08-12 18:58:09 -0400
17

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

DIRTY ****ING fine upstanding member of society woman's genitals

Celerysteve from an Alternate Universe Posted:

We only have two like that. I guess I got lucky because we’re really cooking with gas over here. By golly, this town is the bee’s knees! Currently laying the shun hammer down again on some addicted fabulous person who took two parecetoids from the bank along with a ****load of ****.

It’s all thanks to our honorable chairman Celerysteve. ALL HAIL THE HONORABLE CHAIRMAN.

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