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Has anyone ever thought about zero gravity sex? |
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Posted On: 04/04/2008 5:33PM | View Conro's Profile | # | ||||||
Very yes ta maman |
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Posted On: 04/04/2008 5:38PM | View ALI's Profile | # | ||||||
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If a girl is so fat and heavy she can’t go down any further: gravity will surrender and she shall float
hence: zero-gravity sex All banana’s liek mudkipz Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 04/04/2008 7:03PM | View banana's Profile | # | ||||||
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Maybe some astronauts have tried, anyways seems very hard because you float away from each other, unless you are strapped down, and then were talking S&M!
I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER
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Posted On: 04/04/2008 7:06PM | View Echuu's Profile | # | ||||||
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Having sex… floating through the air… I think I’d feel like a god. “It’s like having your brains smashed in by a slice of lemon ‘round a gold brick.” |
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Posted On: 04/06/2008 5:43AM | View Arashmin's Profile | # | ||||||
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Echuu Posted:
NONONONO
You just tie yourselves together Log in to see images! Help!
I’m a lesbian trapped inside a mans body!! |
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Posted On: 04/06/2008 6:17AM | View evilhamster's Profile | # | ||||||
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Echuu Posted:
do you have no arms or something? if you were ****ing in zero-G, you’d just hold on tight is all.
Er, if you actually have no arms, I’m very sorry and that sucks. So long, Alta
PS Thanks for all the fish. |
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Posted On: 04/07/2008 10:18PM | View Altazimuth's Profile | # | ||||||
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Article by Jon Henley feature writer for http://www.guardian.co.uk/
US and Russian astronauts have had sex in space for separate research programmes on how human beings might survive years in orbit, according to a book published yesterday.
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Posted On: 04/07/2008 10:24PM | View Bigguyinblack's Profile | # | ||||||
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i’ve had many a fantasy about it. maybe even a dream once. it seems like it’d be great. |
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Posted On: 04/07/2008 10:30PM | View Everybodyknows's Profile | # | ||||||
Bigguyinblack Posted:That is awesome. Log in to see images!
ilu man
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Posted On: 04/07/2008 10:43PM | View Odalisque's Profile | # | ||||||
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Everybodyknows Posted:
I had a dream that my friend Jennifer was shoving her fist up Goatse’s bum.
I have balls of steel. |
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Posted On: 04/07/2008 10:56PM | View KellySunshine's Profile | # | ||||||
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Arashmin Posted:
I think it would be even more awesome if you got raped after jumping out of a plane. Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 04/09/2008 5:22PM | View ben-xo's Profile | # | ||||||
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KellySunshine Posted:
shoving? how vanilla softcore Log in to see images! All banana’s liek mudkipz Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 04/13/2008 7:57AM | View banana's Profile | # | ||||||
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imagine yourself smacking trough space, and then burn up when entering atmosphere. Ex0_Exxample edited this message on 04/13/2008 8:07AMYou are a ****wad you are made of **** and fail |
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Posted On: 04/13/2008 8:07AM | View Ex0_Exxample's Profile | # | ||||||
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0 grav s3x is fine… its just trying to dodge the mon3y shot thats tricky. Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 04/13/2008 8:34AM | View Vince Russo's Profile | # | ||||||
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ZEROGRAVMAKEZSPERMFLY! I’m not really this much of an bumhole |
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Posted On: 04/14/2008 10:18PM | View BRER_BANDIT's Profile | # | ||||||
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Echuu Posted:
Velcro and Bungie Cords. That’s really my pic.
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Posted On: 04/14/2008 10:21PM | View Marcos El Malo's Profile | # | ||||||
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Zero-G sex poses a number of problems. Under normal gravitational cirgreat timesstances — i.e., on earth — the muscles you’ve developed in your thighs and bum propel the thrusting motion, while gravity and/or you hold the woman down. You would still need those same muscles ****ing in 0G, but you’d have to add in a whole number of different muscles as well — in your arms, shoulders, mid- and low-back, your stomach. Basically, every muscle below your skull is going to be working at getting your male reproductive organ up some orifice. Now, if the orifice is lubed, either naturally or with KY Jelly, it’s going to be even more difficult. You’re going to need to thrust much faster and harder, and keep a firm hold on whoever it is you’re ****ing, to deliver your payload. Otherwise, your partner is just going to shoot off across the room just as you’re about break out of the atmosphere, and the whole mission will be aborted. |
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Posted On: 04/15/2008 10:03PM | View Betty Jo Bialosk...'s Profile | # | ||||||
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NickDanger Posted:
I like the way you talk especially when you use words like bum, lube, hold the woman down, ****ing, deliver your payload, firm hold and stuff. This post is win |
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Posted On: 04/15/2008 10:09PM | View Heat Seeking Moi...'s Profile | # | ||||||
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hehe, sounds fun. Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 04/16/2008 3:55AM | View friskymommy's Profile | # | ||||||