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AKA Throbbing Thrill Hammer, Rod of God, and male reproductive organ

NickDanger Posted:

Zero-G sex poses a number of problems. Under normal gravitational cirgreat timesstances — i.e., on earth — the muscles you’ve developed in your thighs and bum propel the thrusting motion, while gravity and/or you hold the woman down. You would still need those same muscles ****ing in 0G, but you’d have to add in a whole number of different muscles as well — in your arms, shoulders, mid- and low-back, your stomach. Basically, every muscle below your skull is going to be working at getting your male reproductive organ up some orifice. Now, if the orifice is lubed, either naturally or with KY Jelly, it’s going to be even more difficult. You’re going to need to thrust much faster and harder, and keep a firm hold on whoever it is you’re ****ing, to deliver your payload. Otherwise, your partner is just going to shoot off across the room just as you’re about break out of the atmosphere, and the whole mission will be aborted.

I like the way you talk especially when you use words like bum, lube, hold the woman down, ****ing, deliver your payload, firm hold and stuff.

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