King Krimson Posted:

I am intrigued yet cautious about where this thread is going.

King Krimson

1. You have definitively evolved shoulders.

2. Woe is me, for I must forever more huddle, unminded, in the dark shadow of thine undeserved engine of procreation.

3. You are feminine.

4. Your legs are like threads of cotton, though much thicker, and filled with weevils.

5. You have an evolved large toe.

6. You are an infallible wonder of joy.

7. You are deep.

8. You ever remind me of the enigma of postage not sent.

9. You are exceptionally intelligent.

10. You enter while seven exits.

Professor Commie PhD Posted:

Professor Commie PhD

1. You are an undaunted instance of goodness.

2. Your tears evoke a taste as memorable as honey.

3. You have amazingly pleasant eyes.

4. Your soul contains all that is found in insects, pigs and vermin.

5. You have a large left cheek.

6. Hermaphrodites around the galaxy desire that you turn your rock and crochet bowl to its loudest setting.

7. You are lovely.

8. Your entrance is ever a segue to endless lands of derision.

9. You are caring.

10. You cannot compare with the apex of a ferris wheel, nor the nadir of a ditch filled with a coelocanth’s droppings.

UnlimitedTyyppi

1. You make me feel good.

2. You have a neat neck.

3. You are a shining leader of strength

4. Your brilliant hematoma does beguile the natives.

5. Your wit, your teeth, your pasty reflection can but incorporate freely into the powerful surface of a disintegrating mirror set afloat upon a swarm of locusts.

6. You have not yet reached the height of your depravity.

7. You are pleasant.

8. Your brother’s chicken coop is as abundunt as the home port of the U.S. Navy’s Sixth Fleet.

9. You have large values.

10. As the bile slowly rises in my incandescent eluxulator, your mere presence has a calming effect upon my rabies.

Nicco

1. You have contemplative eyebrows.

2. You have the vocabulary of an aspidistra in panic.

3. Come, let me gnaw your fingernails that I may absorb and lose myself in the wise and gritty detritus that is you.

4. Thine integral refractions upon a lump of coal exhibit multiple pulmonary geysers.

5. You are clearly an astounding instance of achievement.

6. May bathtubs overflow upon your offspring.

7. You have slightly insightful intuitions.

8. Others can always count on you for good advice.

9. You are exceptionally sweet.

10. The holes in your earloabs ever make me think fondly of the pock-marked landscapes upon the lunar surface.

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Teh Cezar

1. You have a rational soul.

2. You blink thrice warned that I can but think of the eyebrows of Richard Nixon covering a hostess of furry twinkies.

3. Hot damn girl, you are hot to trot.

4. I could never spend enough time with you.

5. Your eyes flash upon my cathode ray flesh in a manner that propels my viscera into an eternal state of turgid flux.

6. Your kindness knows no bounds.

7. You make me feel amazingly forthright.

8. You are as truthful as a Communist in the streets of Milan.

9. You are a radiant realization of perfection.

10. My pathological scar desires to cite poetry through the ruddied girth of your soul!

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You can make your own somewhere on the internet. I like how Celerysteve brought this to Flamebate, though.

I am sorry I doubted you Celerysteve.