Teh Cezar

1. You have a rational soul.

2. You blink thrice warned that I can but think of the eyebrows of Richard Nixon covering a hostess of furry twinkies.

3. Hot damn girl, you are hot to trot.

4. I could never spend enough time with you.

5. Your eyes flash upon my cathode ray flesh in a manner that propels my viscera into an eternal state of turgid flux.

6. Your kindness knows no bounds.

7. You make me feel amazingly forthright.

8. You are as truthful as a Communist in the streets of Milan.

9. You are a radiant realization of perfection.

10. My pathological scar desires to cite poetry through the ruddied girth of your soul!