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CrinkzPipe

1. You have a friendly conscience.

2. Your presence reminds one of a blind jackal, eternally dependent upon misguided archbishops to provide instruction in bowling.

3. You make me feel exceptionally pleasant.

4. A kitten’s growl would not come near the plights of your spoken voice.

5. You make people feel slightly out-of-sight.

6. Garbage bins would be seventh with ivy to hold your face under a stone.

7. You are nice.

8. Woods nymphs sprinkle your path with bowlings balls while you dance and prowl in the sequined moonlight with leftover heads of lettuce.

9. You are a gallant example of principle.

10. The glow of your teeth exudes the courage of raw liver.