Are there any decent klans left?

Mazzon

[Too sexy for membe-
rs]

Level 37 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Sm4sH4ms7eR Posted:

My klan send me a invitation on the first day here!

Just a gut feel, but I figure clans that send invites to nobodies (like me or smash hamster) out of the blue without any explanation are probably like chicks that just come up to a stranger and suggest intimacy in a bar during the hour of desperation:

Not wife material, and if you choose to bumociate with ‘em you’re likely to wake up next to a barnyard animal of some sort.

And thou shalt be brought down, and shalt speak out of the ground, and thy speech shall be low out of the dust, and thy voice shall be, as of one that hath a familiar spirit, out of the ground, and thy speech shall whisper out of the dust.

Posted On: 03/13/2010 3:38PM

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Parlok

10.08"

Level 69 Troll

Shepard of the Flock

Mazzon Posted:

Just a gut feel, but I figure clans that send invites to nobodies (like me or smash hamster) out of the blue without any explanation are probably like chicks that just come up to a stranger and suggest intimacy in a bar during the hour of desperation:
Not wife material, and if you choose to bumociate with ‘em you’re likely to wake up next to a barnyard animal of some sort.

sounds like a pretty fun afternoon

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LOL DRAGINZ visit those

Posted On: 03/13/2010 3:41PM

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sdgrbbum09

100.13"

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country]

Level 69 Troll

I AM A BOVINE bum BAR

Parlok Posted:

sounds like a pretty fun afternoon

Totally.

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Posted On: 03/13/2010 4:55PM

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BobTheSqueak-
yWeasel

17.52"

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

Mazzon Posted:

Just a gut feel, but I figure clans that send invites to nobodies (like me or smash hamster) out of the blue without any explanation are probably like chicks that just come up to a stranger and suggest intimacy in a bar during the hour of desperation:
Not wife material, and if you choose to bumociate with ‘em you’re likely to wake up next to a barnyard animal of some sort.

what is the hour of desperation and how do you know so much about it

Posted On: 03/13/2010 5:20PM

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Mazzon

8.41"

[Too sexy for membe-
rs]

Level 37 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

BobTheSqueakyWeasel Posted:

what is the hour of desperation and how do you know so much about it

It’s the last hour before bars close, when people who haven’t hooked up with anyone by that point realize they’re looking at going home alone and get desperate. It’s the prime time for picking up short term sex partners in the low to lower middle desirability range a.k.a. whale hunting.

How do I know so much about it? Well, let’s just say I used to be called Captain Ahab in certain circles back in the day when most of your mothers will still single and frequenting bars.

Posted On: 03/13/2010 5:36PM

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g7parsh

11.13"

[Island of Avalon]

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

I like my Klan. They have people post in the forums a lot.

cause if you don’t you get teh boot.

I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Posted On: 03/13/2010 6:10PM

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Johnny Mac

36.53"

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 60 Troll

I grant you an bumhole x

fine upstanding member of society fine upstanding member of society fine upstanding member of society

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Posted On: 03/13/2010 8:17PM

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Montressor

10.99"

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor]

Level 37 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

Mazzon Posted:

It’s the last hour before bars close, when people who haven’t hooked up with anyone by that point realize they’re looking at going home alone and get desperate. It’s the prime time for picking up short term sex partners in the low to lower middle desirability range a.k.a. whale hunting.
How do I know so much about it? Well, let’s just say I used to be called Captain Ahab in certain circles back in the day when most of your mothers will still single and frequenting bars.

hmmm I like you.

Shii Posted:

Geeze, Mont, did you even feel those 75 cards we just threw at you? It doesn’t look like it.

Posted On: 03/13/2010 8:20PM

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BobTheSqueak-
yWeasel

17.52"

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

Mazzon Posted:

It’s the last hour before bars close, when people who haven’t hooked up with anyone by that point realize they’re looking at going home alone and get desperate. It’s the prime time for picking up short term sex partners in the low to lower middle desirability range a.k.a. whale hunting.
How do I know so much about it? Well, let’s just say I used to be called Captain Ahab in certain circles back in the day when most of your mothers will still single and frequenting bars.

i bet you got the name captain ahab because you spent all of your time at bars brooding obsessively over one girl who hurt you in the past and drinking yourself to death all the while hoping you would run into her again

conveniently ill chosen nicknames aside did people understand the concept of feigned ignorance back when my mom was still single because i called her and asked her and she just sounded exasperated

Posted On: 03/13/2010 9:38PM

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Mazzon

8.41"

[Too sexy for membe-
rs]

Level 37 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

BobTheSqueakyWeasel Posted:

conveniently ill chosen nicknames aside did people understand the concept of feigned ignorance back when my mom was still single because i called her and asked her and she just sounded exasperated

Why, I have no idea what you could possibly be talking about.

Posted On: 03/13/2010 9:56PM

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Melanin-Enha-
nced Individ-
ual

4.22"

[enjoy GANG]

Level 35 Troll

If I can write this, my whole life has been wasted. I'm worthless and awful.

BobTheSqueakyWeasel Posted:

i bet you got the name captain ahab because you spent all of your time at bars brooding obsessively over one girl who hurt you in the past and drinking yourself to death all the while hoping you would run into her again
conveniently ill chosen nicknames aside did people understand the concept of feigned ignorance back when my mom was still single because i called her and asked her and she just sounded exasperated

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Posted On: 03/13/2010 10:00PM

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Grog The Bar-
barian

4.59"

[Island of Avalon]

Level 10 Re-Re

My chOk lIt Haz a PeE nut N it

It wUZ FloAt n n Tha tOY lIt

bum It iZ sTill TAysT E

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Posted On: 03/31/2010 10:51PM

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[Too sexy for membe-rs]

Level 37 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Level 69 Troll

Shepard of the Flock

sdgrbbum09

[A Beautiful Place -Out in the Country]

Level 69 Troll

I AM A BOVINE bum BAR

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

[Too sexy for membe-rs]

Level 37 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

[Island of Avalon]

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 60 Troll

I grant you an bumhole x

[Phantasmagoric Spl-endor]

Level 37 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

[Too sexy for membe-rs]

Level 37 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

[enjoy GANG]

Level 35 Troll

If I can write this, my whole life has been wasted. I'm worthless and awful.

[Island of Avalon]

Level 10 Re-Re

[Too sexy for membe-
rs]

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country]

[Too sexy for membe-
rs]

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor]

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rs]