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Mazzon

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Level 37 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

BobTheSqueakyWeasel Posted:

what is the hour of desperation and how do you know so much about it

It’s the last hour before bars close, when people who haven’t hooked up with anyone by that point realize they’re looking at going home alone and get desperate. It’s the prime time for picking up short term sex partners in the low to lower middle desirability range a.k.a. whale hunting.

How do I know so much about it? Well, let’s just say I used to be called Captain Ahab in certain circles back in the day when most of your mothers will still single and frequenting bars.


And thou shalt be brought down, and shalt speak out of the ground, and thy speech shall be low out of the dust, and thy voice shall be, as of one that hath a familiar spirit, out of the ground, and thy speech shall whisper out of the dust.

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