BobTheSqueakyWeasel Posted:

i bet you got the name captain ahab because you spent all of your time at bars brooding obsessively over one girl who hurt you in the past and drinking yourself to death all the while hoping you would run into her again

conveniently ill chosen nicknames aside did people understand the concept of feigned ignorance back when my mom was still single because i called her and asked her and she just sounded exasperated

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