Mazzon Posted:

Just a gut feel, but I figure clans that send invites to nobodies (like me or smash hamster) out of the blue without any explanation are probably like chicks that just come up to a stranger and suggest intimacy in a bar during the hour of desperation:

Not wife material, and if you choose to bumociate with ‘em you’re likely to wake up next to a barnyard animal of some sort.

sounds like a pretty fun afternoon