Mazzon Posted:

It’s the last hour before bars close, when people who haven’t hooked up with anyone by that point realize they’re looking at going home alone and get desperate. It’s the prime time for picking up short term sex partners in the low to lower middle desirability range a.k.a. whale hunting.

How do I know so much about it? Well, let’s just say I used to be called Captain Ahab in certain circles back in the day when most of your mothers will still single and frequenting bars.

i bet you got the name captain ahab because you spent all of your time at bars brooding obsessively over one girl who hurt you in the past and drinking yourself to death all the while hoping you would run into her again

conveniently ill chosen nicknames aside did people understand the concept of feigned ignorance back when my mom was still single because i called her and asked her and she just sounded exasperated