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Ruin the above poster's wish!!
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Granted but you’re still a huge fabulous person for being on AIM.
I wish I had food in muh belly |
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| Posted On: 04/06/2008 4:30PM |
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You have, but now it will never ever leave your system. No matter how hard you try to take a dump, you’ll never succeed and you just keep on bloating.
I wish that the overweight semi-bald guy across the street wouldn’t have strolled around naked on his balcony. But more than that, however, I really wish I hadn’t, for some obscure reason, been compelled to see wtf he was up to… Just_Cy edited this message on 04/06/2008 4:41PM |
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| Posted On: 04/06/2008 4:40PM |
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Just_Cy Posted:
The overweight semi-bald guy across the street didn’t stroll out onto the balcony naked, instead an incredibly attractive specimen of humankind strolls out onto the balcony naked, but because you actually wished that you hadn’t been compelled to look outside you miss the eye candy.
I wish I wasn’t on my period… actually I wish I was a guy so I didn’t have a period |
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| Posted On: 04/06/2008 6:41PM |
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Granted, but you’re super hormonal, and you regret being born a guy, all the way to the point where you become a transsexual, and there’s a slip during the operation, and you now have no genitals. Just a tube connecting to your bladder.
I wish solja-boi was never popular with anyone so I wouldn’t have to listen to it every half hour in public. |
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| Posted On: 04/06/2008 6:44PM |
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Souljaboi was never popular with anyone and you don’t have to listen to it in public every hour, but an even more annoying musician is popular and their music is played 24/7, 365 causing your ears to eventually bleed from the torture and strain
I wish I hadn’t quit playing piano |
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| Posted On: 04/06/2008 6:49PM |
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You never quit playing piano. You spend your whole life being a piano-playing recluse, turning into a thin-fingered hunch-back, continuously wishing that you quit playing the piano when you were younger.
I wish to be truelly dissapointed by how my wish is ruined. |
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| Posted On: 04/06/2008 8:29PM |
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Your wish comes true, and disappoints you in the extreme, causing you to run to your mommy and cry while hiding behind her skirt. This causes every other Troll out there to make fun of you for the rest of your life, which you spend wandering around, wishing you could get some respect. That’s right, you are now Rodney Dangerfield. Which also makes you a zombie.
I wish this thread would just die already. |
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| Posted On: 04/07/2008 8:09AM |
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It does but then people get bored without the ability to post here so they start new threads calling people ped…. nevermind…
I wish it was naptime |
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| Posted On: 04/07/2008 10:10AM |
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Nap time hits, but thanks to all the coffee you drank trying to stay awake you’re unable to sleep.
I wish I was independently wealthy. |
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| Posted On: 04/07/2008 10:14AM |
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Sxxy_Saide_69 Posted: You are, but all of your bumets are in U.S. Confederate money.
I wish the poster below me would spell a word incorrectly.
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| Posted On: 04/07/2008 10:18AM |
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No, Screw you hippie. I have Firefox so I don’t have to misspell words.
I wish I could find the missing money from my bank account. |
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| Posted On: 04/07/2008 10:22AM |
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You discover the money missing from your bank account went to pay for the ****-load of sex toys you grabbed up last week.
I wish life was a stage. |
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| Posted On: 04/07/2008 10:26AM |
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It is a stage, but you’re naked and ugly on it.
I wish I was the ultimate ladies man |
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| Posted On: 04/07/2008 10:33AM |
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Congratulations! You are now Don Juan. Which also means you’re dead. Good luck with the ladies now!
I wish I didn’t have to work at a real job.
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| Posted On: 04/07/2008 10:37AM |
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You get a fake job and promptly quit your real job. Unfortunately for you, your fake job only pays you fake money so you soon end up homeless and poor.
I wish every volcano in the world would erupt all at once. Sxxy_Saide_69 edited this message on 04/07/2008 10:40AM |
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| Posted On: 04/07/2008 10:40AM |
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They do, but they launch so much ash into the air that it blocks out the sun so the only effect is that it becomes eternally night so all the plants die and the world dies of starvation.
I wish that pinocchio was a real boy. intooblivion edited this message on 04/07/2008 11:09AM |
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| Posted On: 04/07/2008 11:07AM |
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He becomes real, then uses his nose to bum-enjoy you every night while you call him “daddy.”
I wish the Catholic Church would pay for all the hurt and pain it’s caused over the last 2000 years. |
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| Posted On: 04/07/2008 11:11AM |
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Sxxy_Saide_69 Posted:
The Church is violently overthrown and replaced…..by Scientology.
I wish the muscles in my head wouldn’t burn chronically. |
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| Posted On: 04/07/2008 11:41AM |
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You don’t have muscels in your head.
I wish I was a syphilitic ninja vampire |
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| Posted On: 04/08/2008 3:32AM |
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Wish granted but you get killed by the giant spaghetti monster
Iz’e wish iz had a big WAAAAAGH!!!!
Also Ere’ We Go!! Ex0_Exxample edited this message on 04/08/2008 3:51AM |
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| Posted On: 04/08/2008 3:49AM |
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