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Evil Trout Ruin the above poster's wish!!

BRB_GOINGTOT-
HEMOON

Avatar: Red Green Flashing
2

Level 25 Troll

“Dick in a Box”

your wish, even if you think you didn’t make one, is granted. you gain flash-like speed, and you run your own feet off.

i wish Ron Paul was elected president…Log in to see images!

King Krimson

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11

[Snobby McSnobbers-
ons
]

Level 69 Troll

A lot fo kewl boiz wer it ok!

Oops, Too late.

King Krimson edited this message on 04/10/2008 11:11AM

Sxxy_Saide_69

Avatar: Corset 2
2

Level 10 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

Ron Paul becomes president and somehow manages to do a worse job than W. Bet you never thought it could happen, but there you go.

I wish our government didn’t allow people to cheat their way into the White House.

Heat Seeking-
Moisture Mi-
ssile

Avatar: Heat Seeking Moisture Missile's Avatar
2

Level 10 Troll

AKA Throbbing Thrill Hammer, Rod of God, and male reproductive organ

Missed it.

Heat Seeking Moisture Missile edited this message on 04/10/2008 11:52AM

Heat Seeking-
Moisture Mi-
ssile

Avatar: Heat Seeking Moisture Missile's Avatar
2

Level 10 Troll

AKA Throbbing Thrill Hammer, Rod of God, and male reproductive organ

Our government is orthrown by a ruthless dictator, but hey, he didn’t cheat, he took the counrty over fair and square.

I wish I had a job which payed me well and was enjoyable to do.

Sxxy_Saide_69

Avatar: Corset 2
2

Level 10 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

You suddenly wind up doing a job you love, plus you are now fat paid. Except, it’s all in your head because you had a nervous breakdown and are now locked-up in a rubber room with padded white walls.

I wish I could fly.

King Krimson

Avatar: King Krimson's Avatar
11

[Snobby McSnobbers-
ons
]

Level 69 Troll

A lot fo kewl boiz wer it ok!

You can, for all of a day. It wears out over the Atlantic Ocean. Hope you can swim well!

I wish every other troll would worship me as their King.

King Krimson edited this message on 04/10/2008 1:38PM

SLAVE-JEWESS

Avatar: SLAVE-JEWESS's Avatar

Level 18 Camwhore

The Chosen Two

You’re level 4. Keep wishin’

I wish people would stop being such bumholes just to **** me off because they know that I do **** like read their away messages and ****. ect.

ahjteam

Avatar: Boobs
2

[Sisterhood of the -
Quivering Rose
]

Level 16 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

SLAVE-JEWESS Posted:

I wish people would stop being such bumholes just to **** me off because they know that I do **** like read their away messages and ****. ect.

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I wish I would not get the “I’m Gay” E-Peen™

ERECTILE-RAP-
IST

Avatar: Red Green Flashing

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

You never got the “I’m Gay” E-Peen. And then you started secretly wanting to get the “I’m Gay” E-Peen…

I wish I had stopped playing Blackjack when I hit 1000F…

-rocky-sadly-

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25

[Brainfreeze]

Level 54 Emo Kid

“Emo Philips”

You stopped playing blackjack. Then you started playing Rock, Paper, Scissors. Then you lost all your Flezz.

I wish I had some brownie points.

-rocky-sadly- edited this message on 04/11/2008 3:16AM

Princess Hea-
rt

Avatar: Camouflage Top

[Silent Crckers]

Level 10 Camwhore

Pistachio Thief Extraordinaire

An army of adorable little brownies arise from their baking sheets and charge you with pointy little knives, and you die an adorable, yet painfully slow and gruesome bloody death.

I wish I remained a Re-Re.

Sxxy_Saide_69

Avatar: Corset 2
2

Level 10 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

Princess Heart Posted:

I wish I remained a Re-Re.

You’re a sexy whoring Re-Re. Congrats! Only now, since you’re a Re-Re you work your bum off and never see a dime or even a pound rotten pork. But at least you’re a Re-Re, right?

I wish I could pwn this game.

Neurotic Nin-
ja

Avatar: Emo Girl 2

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

you pwn this game, but realize that since you’ve pwned it you have nothing left to live for and you die.

I wish my paycheck was bigger

arbitrayer

Avatar: arbitrayer's Avatar

Level 18 Troll

“Li'l Hellraiser”

you get a giant check like the ones from those game shows every week, but they are worth no money and you become poor and homeless

i wish i wasnt such a dumb fine upstanding member of society

arbitrayer edited this message on 04/11/2008 3:41PM

Volume

Avatar: harblgar

Level 4 Troll

“Slightly Unpleasant Individual”

With a perfect collection of burned and ripped music, it’s easy for the music biz to win their law suit against you leaving you broke and homeless.

I wish I sexy

Marcos El Ma-
lo

Avatar: Marcos El Malo's Avatar

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

arbitrayer Posted:

i wish i wasnt such a dumb fine upstanding member of society

You go to college and then enter politics. You quickly rise thru the ranks and are elected the first black president. On your inauguration, you are bumbuminated, and your VP, Hillary, becomes president.

I wish my gums would stop bleeding.

Heat Seeking-
Moisture Mi-
ssile

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2

Level 10 Troll

AKA Throbbing Thrill Hammer, Rod of God, and male reproductive organ

You get leprosy and all your teeth, then eventually your jaw falls off…but they aren’t bleeding anoymore.

I wish we could all just get along

Volume

Avatar: harblgar

Level 4 Troll

“Slightly Unpleasant Individual”

Life becomes so boring you kill your self.

I wish I wasn’t so tired.

arbitrayer

Avatar: arbitrayer's Avatar

Level 18 Troll

“Li'l Hellraiser”

Marcos El Malo Posted:

You go to college and then enter politics. You quickly rise thru the ranks and are elected the first black president. On your inauguration, you are bumbuminated, and your VP, Hillary, becomes president.

I wish my gums would stop bleeding.

are you implying tht i am baroque obama? if so i will crash a hijacked plane into your house ending you and all that you love

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