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FoetalBlowjob Posted:
This thread isn’t, it’s a male reproductive organload of AIDS, SARS and General Romanov.
I wish the next poster isn’t a retard -God- edited this message on 04/19/2008 6:47PM |
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Posted On: 04/19/2008 6:46PM | View -God-'s Profile | # | ||||||
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You lose.
I wish I had some olives… 200KillerWasps edited this message on 04/19/2008 6:48PM |
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Posted On: 04/19/2008 6:46PM | View 200KillerWasps's Profile | # | ||||||
You get a truckload of olives dumped on you. You start to eat your way out but then find out they are poison. you die, game over.
I’m not going to wish for anything because I know it will get screwed up so why bother? |
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Posted On: 04/19/2008 7:07PM | View Xifihas's Profile | # | ||||||
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The fairy comes and she’ll grant you 10 wishes, but you don’t have any, so she KILLS you. I wish shanghai -God- edited this message on 04/20/2008 6:53AM |
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Posted On: 04/20/2008 5:52AM | View -God-'s Profile | # | ||||||
fff |
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Posted On: 04/20/2008 5:53AM | View auraphex's Profile | # | ||||||
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Come on people, I have an addiction to destroying wishes but no one’s making a single wish so I have nothing to destroy! Play the game right, please.Log in to see images!
Um, so new wish to be destroyed:
I wish I was adopted by Brad and Angelina. |
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Posted On: 04/21/2008 9:21AM | View Sxxy_Saide_69's Profile | # | ||||||
They adopt you, but you are forced to take steroids and lip-injections so you fit in. This isnt actually a bad thing until you explode from the excess.
I wish I knew how to swim. |
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Posted On: 04/21/2008 10:00AM | View Queeb's Profile | # | ||||||
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You learn to swim and decide to test your skills in the waters off of the sunny So-Cal coast, causing you to be eaten by a shark.
I wish I had money to donate to CZ so I could get an alt. |
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Posted On: 04/21/2008 10:09AM | View Sxxy_Saide_69's Profile | # | ||||||
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Sxxy_Saide_69 Posted:
Right after you make the donation FW is shut down by angry parents.
I wish I had a chainsaw. |
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Posted On: 04/22/2008 5:44AM | View Mortanius's Profile | # | ||||||
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You cut yourself in half with your chainsaw.
I wish I didn’t have to go inactive. |
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Posted On: 04/22/2008 7:28AM | View Sxxy_Saide_69's Profile | # | ||||||
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AND THEN YOU DIE
AND THEN YOU DIED
WHAT YOU WISHED FOR HAPPENED BUT YOU DIED. |
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Posted On: 04/23/2008 10:41AM | View FoetalBlowjob's Profile | # | ||||||
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No wish was made, so I killed you.
I wish for a pony. |
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Posted On: 04/29/2008 2:08AM | View animemando's Profile | # | ||||||
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you got your pony AND THEN YOU DIED. |
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Posted On: 04/29/2008 2:31AM | View FoetalBlowjob's Profile | # | ||||||
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FoetalBlowjob wishes that by not posting a wish, no one will mention his grama’s DIY razor-wire dildo
I wish that speeding ticket would pay itself. |
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Posted On: 04/29/2008 2:51AM | View TheColderShoulde...'s Profile | # | ||||||
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A kindly judge throws your ticket out because of a police corruption scandal. But you still spend the weekend in jail for the DUI. Getting raped.*
I wish only people I like (including but not limited to everyone in my klan) were the only ones who posted on flamebate.
*I realize that might be fulfilling your next wish, but whatever. Marcos El Malo edited this message on 04/29/2008 2:58AM |
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Posted On: 04/29/2008 2:56AM | View Marcos El Malo's Profile | # | ||||||
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It becomes a forum rule. Everyone must have your approval to post. You are overwhelmed with friend requests, tubmail, and stall posts begging for approval. The stress causes a hernia.
Wish: (see above)Log in to see images! TheColderShoulder edited this message on 04/29/2008 3:04AM |
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Posted On: 04/29/2008 3:04AM | View TheColderShoulde...'s Profile | # | ||||||
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and then you died. |
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Posted On: 04/29/2008 12:39PM | View FoetalBlowjob's Profile | # | ||||||
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they turn into a zombie and THEN YOU DIE
i wish my name was Pak-chooie Oomph |
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Posted On: 04/30/2008 6:29PM | View arbitrayer's Profile | # | ||||||
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Your name is Pak-chooie Oomph. Then Willy Wonka fires your lazy bum.
I wish I had more energy in the afternoons. |
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Posted On: 04/30/2008 6:47PM | View Marcos El Malo's Profile | # | ||||||
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Marcos El Malo Posted:
you make an energy drink called Ener-ade which becomes super successfull then gatorade and powerade team up and sue your bum til your broke
i wish i had 10 male reproductive organes and 20 hands |
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Posted On: 04/30/2008 6:53PM | View arbitrayer's Profile | # | ||||||