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Evil Trout Ruin the above poster's wish!!

FoetalBlowjob Posted:

They do, BUT EVERYBODY DIES

I wish this thread wasn’t a boring pile of ****.

This thread isn’t, it’s a male reproductive organload of AIDS, SARS and General Romanov.

I wish the next poster isn’t a retard

-God- edited this message on 04/19/2008 6:47PM

200KillerWas-
ps

Avatar: 28280 Fri Dec 12 03:48:27 -0500 2008
11

Level 37 Troll

Don't caek me bro!

You lose.

I wish I had some olives…

200KillerWasps edited this message on 04/19/2008 6:48PM

Xifihas

Avatar: Poison Warning Sign

Level 13 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

You get a truckload of olives dumped on you. You start to eat your way out but then find out they are poison. you die, game over.

I’m not going to wish for anything because I know it will get screwed up so why bother?

The fairy comes and she’ll grant you 10 wishes, but you don’t have any, so she KILLS you. I wish shanghai

-God- edited this message on 04/20/2008 6:53AM

auraphex

Avatar: Ashtray

Level 5 Troll

“Slightly Unpleasant Individual”

fff

Sxxy_Saide_69

Avatar: Corset 2
2

Level 10 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

Come on people, I have an addiction to destroying wishes but no one’s making a single wish so I have nothing to destroy! Play the game right, please.Log in to see images!

Um, so new wish to be destroyed:

I wish I was adopted by Brad and Angelina.

Queeb

Avatar: Camouflage Top

Level 10 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

They adopt you, but you are forced to take steroids and lip-injections so you fit in. This isnt actually a bad thing until you explode from the excess.

I wish I knew how to swim.

Sxxy_Saide_69

Avatar: Corset 2
2

Level 10 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

You learn to swim and decide to test your skills in the waters off of the sunny So-Cal coast, causing you to be eaten by a shark.

I wish I had money to donate to CZ so I could get an alt.

Mortanius

Avatar: Mortanius's Avatar
2

[The Fondler of Bal-
lsacks
]

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Sxxy_Saide_69 Posted:

You learn to swim and decide to test your skills in the waters off of the sunny So-Cal coast, causing you to be eaten by a shark.

I wish I had money to donate to CZ so I could get an alt.

Right after you make the donation FW is shut down by angry parents.

I wish I had a chainsaw.

Sxxy_Saide_69

Avatar: Corset 2
2

Level 10 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

You cut yourself in half with your chainsaw.

I wish I didn’t have to go inactive.

FoetalBlowjob

Avatar: FoetalBlowjob's Avatar
3

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

FORUMWARZ IS THE WORST ****ING THING ON THE INTERNET, YOU ****male reproductive organ USELESS woman's genitalsHOLES.P.S PANTS RULES

AND THEN YOU DIE

AND THEN YOU DIED

WHAT YOU WISHED FOR HAPPENED BUT YOU DIED.

animemando

Avatar: Middle Finger

Level 7 Troll

“Jerk Chicken”

No wish was made, so I killed you.

I wish for a pony.

FoetalBlowjob

Avatar: FoetalBlowjob's Avatar
3

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

FORUMWARZ IS THE WORST ****ING THING ON THE INTERNET, YOU ****male reproductive organ USELESS woman's genitalsHOLES.P.S PANTS RULES

you got your pony AND THEN YOU DIED.

TheColderSho-
ulder

Avatar: Emo Kid Thinking
2

[Arsenal of Ninjacr-
acy
]

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

FoetalBlowjob wishes that by not posting a wish, no one will mention his grama’s DIY razor-wire dildo

I wish that speeding ticket would pay itself.

Marcos El Ma-
lo

Avatar: Marcos El Malo's Avatar

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

A kindly judge throws your ticket out because of a police corruption scandal.

But you still spend the weekend in jail for the DUI. Getting raped.*

I wish only people I like (including but not limited to everyone in my klan) were the only ones who posted on flamebate.

*I realize that might be fulfilling your next wish, but whatever.

Marcos El Malo edited this message on 04/29/2008 2:58AM

TheColderSho-
ulder

Avatar: Emo Kid Thinking
2

[Arsenal of Ninjacr-
acy
]

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

It becomes a forum rule. Everyone must have your approval to post. You are overwhelmed with friend requests, tubmail, and stall posts begging for approval. The stress causes a hernia.

Wish: (see above)Log in to see images! TheColderShoulder edited this message on 04/29/2008 3:04AM

FoetalBlowjob

Avatar: FoetalBlowjob's Avatar
3

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

FORUMWARZ IS THE WORST ****ING THING ON THE INTERNET, YOU ****male reproductive organ USELESS woman's genitalsHOLES.P.S PANTS RULES

and then you died.

arbitrayer

Avatar: arbitrayer's Avatar

Level 18 Troll

“Li'l Hellraiser”

they turn into a zombie and THEN YOU DIE

i wish my name was Pak-chooie Oomph

Marcos El Ma-
lo

Avatar: Marcos El Malo's Avatar

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Your name is Pak-chooie Oomph. Then Willy Wonka fires your lazy bum.

I wish I had more energy in the afternoons.

arbitrayer

Avatar: arbitrayer's Avatar

Level 18 Troll

“Li'l Hellraiser”

Marcos El Malo Posted:

Your name is Pak-chooie Oomph. Then Willy Wonka fires your lazy bum.

I wish I had more energy in the afternoons.

you make an energy drink called Ener-ade which becomes super successfull

then gatorade and powerade team up and sue your bum til your broke

i wish i had 10 male reproductive organes and 20 hands

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