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Ruin the above poster's wish!!
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next time you pop a viagra and get 10 hardons you die of oxygen deprivation to the brain
i wish people could be truly selfless |
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| Posted On: 04/30/2008 8:44PM |
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People give you everything, including AIDS
I wish I didn’t have to go to work |
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| Posted On: 05/02/2008 1:48PM |
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you don’t have to go to work but are now homeless and a man of black descent with 12 children to feed and a wife who beats you
you are also starving and have aids
i wish i had orange juice |
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| Posted On: 05/02/2008 1:54PM |
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You have it, but I peed in it.
I wish I didn’t pee in his orange juice. I feel bad about it. |
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| Posted On: 05/02/2008 1:56PM |
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Instead of peeing in his juice you crap in it.
I wish my imaginary friend Max didn’t hate me. Mortanius edited this message on 05/03/2008 5:47AM |
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| Posted On: 05/03/2008 5:47AM |
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Mortanius Posted:
He doesn’t exist. When you realise this, you kill yourself out of loneliness.
I wish Episode 2 was out. |
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| Posted On: 05/03/2008 5:58AM |
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Episode 2 will have Bette Midler as the star, and have a rauncy sex scene between her and the corpse of Pavarotti
I want to be loved |
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| Posted On: 05/03/2008 6:25AM |
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Your abusive spouse loves you so much that they kill you and eat you, so you can be forever with them.
I wish I had a tighter woman's genitals. |
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| Posted On: 05/03/2008 6:48AM |
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Mewmew Posted:
You get with me, girl, and it feels like you have a tighter woman's genitals. Just as good as, if you know what I mean. However, you end up crippled and spend the rest of your life confined to a wheel chair.
I wish I didn’t have diarrhea. |
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| Posted On: 05/03/2008 6:19PM |
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you eat too much fibre and end up constipated for 6 months, unable to take a single ****, and eventually see a proctologist, who promptly jams a 5hp gas powered ice auger up your bum at full throttle.
i wish for three more wishes.
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| Posted On: 05/12/2008 11:52PM |
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You are given your wishes but must comply with rules, restrictions and black out dates.
I wish hot guys weren’t gay. |
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| Posted On: 05/12/2008 11:59PM |
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SLAVE-JEWESS Posted:
I live on the other side of the world, and aren’t interested anyway.
I wish I could get a job already. Something_Witty edited this message on 05/13/2008 12:12AM |
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| Posted On: 05/13/2008 12:12AM |
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You get a job scooping up animal **** at the zoo.
I wish school was over already. |
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| Posted On: 05/23/2008 4:11AM |
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Innocence Posted:
Now you have to get a job.
I wish that I had friends. |
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| Posted On: 05/23/2008 4:15AM |
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SLAVE-JEWESS Posted:
I wish more hot girls were.
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| Posted On: 05/23/2008 4:28AM |
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| Posted On: 05/23/2008 4:59AM |
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I wish I owned a death note http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_note#The_Death_Note_and_its_function |
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| Posted On: 05/26/2008 5:28PM |
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la noche triste Posted:
You have plenty of imaginary friends.
ProClitLiker Posted: Every girl is now gay and the human race perishes.
Dracain Posted: You now have a note that says “Death”
I really wish I had something better to do right now. |
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| Posted On: 05/27/2008 2:14AM |
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Granted, but it’s illegal. Really illegal. And you get the death sentence for doing it.
I wish that George Bush wasn’t a moron. |
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| Posted On: 05/30/2008 5:11AM |
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Granted. But his son, George W. Bush, is.
I wish that losers wouldn’t dredge up dead threads like this. |
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| Posted On: 07/02/2008 2:48PM |
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