la noche triste Posted:

Now you have to get a job.

I wish that I had friends.

You have plenty of imaginary friends.

ProClitLiker Posted:

I wish more hot girls were.

Every girl is now gay and the human race perishes.

Dracain Posted:

I wish I owned a death note

You now have a note that says “Death”

I really wish I had something better to do right now.