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Ruin the above poster's wish!!
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You learn how to live life without sleep. Unfortunately it involves a lot of caffeine and you end up going broke and then pbuming out for a week straight.
I wish I had internet access at homeLog in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 04/04/2008 12:45PM |
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Ninja’d!!! OOOOOOoooouuurrrgh! Log in to see images!
You get inet at home, bum pr0n in private means diddling in private, and it just takes all the fun out of it!
I wish I could make off my pr0nny flirting!!! (No really!)
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| Posted On: 04/04/2008 12:46PM |
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You do but it causes the world market to crash.
I wish my mammary glands were as big and perky as Esher’s. |
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| Posted On: 04/04/2008 12:47PM |
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Sxxy_Saide_69 Posted:
Congratulations, you now have huge and perky mammary glands!
Welcome to Mbumive Backpain City, population: us.
I wish my back didn’t hurt. Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 04/04/2008 12:50PM |
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RE-REeeeeee!-Ninja’d!!!!! AAAAARRRRrrrrggghh!! (Still Log in to see images!)
I mbumage your backpains away. This, of course, leads to sex. I keep you awake for 2 more hours a night. bum as I only make love in periods of 6 hours or more, you wind up with less net time to do anything else. And the multiple orgs drain you of all remaining energy… giving you back pains whenever you try to move about.
I wish I had a pause bumon to stop the (net)world while I preped posts!
pOOpey edited this message on 04/04/2008 12:56PM |
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| Posted On: 04/04/2008 12:53PM |
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You do but forget to unpause while you sleep and everything stops online, making the world crumble into itself.
I wish it were later |
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| Posted On: 04/04/2008 12:58PM |
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Pause! ... ... ... ... ... ... Un-pause! It’s later. Nothing’s changed.
I wish I had a chance to post the epic answers I wrote up when I got ninja’d. (Log in to see images! & Lol!) |
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| Posted On: 04/04/2008 1:04PM |
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You do. But they were only going to be epic because they were in the right place at the right time. Now, they’re soso at best;
WITH wish DO I wish I had some semblance of social skills; END; |
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| Posted On: 04/05/2008 2:15AM |
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granted but you died
no wishes Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 04/05/2008 7:58AM |
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You, clever you, decide not to make a wish so it wouldn’t be ruined. That is acceptable so your wishing turn is just forwarded to your neighbor, who also happens to be, coincidentally, your worst enemy. He wishes for an unlimited cash supply. Lucky for him the wish ruiner was taking a break from wish ruining on that turn, so his wish wasn’t ruined (and yours wouldn’t have been either, had you used it). So in the end he gets to keep the money and nothing bad happens to him so he decides to hire a contract killer to off you, since he is now quite untouchable with all that money.
I wish I had ultramarine shower curtains. Just_Cy edited this message on 04/05/2008 8:36AM |
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| Posted On: 04/05/2008 8:30AM |
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You get ultramarine shower curtains, only they’re so ultramarine that your bathroom floods into your home leaving you with no place to live.
I wish my mother would understand that I am an adult and not a 5 year old. |
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| Posted On: 04/06/2008 12:06AM |
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Your mother finally understands your an adult… after u were accidently killed by a 5 year old playing soccer in the street causing u to veer out of the way and slam into a tree
i wish my parents were alive |
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| Posted On: 04/06/2008 12:15AM |
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Your parents come back from the dead… as flesh -eating zombies who want your brains
I wish I had a hammer |
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| Posted On: 04/06/2008 12:17AM |
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Your parents… your…
****, I can’t ruin that one. I gotta go turn in my troll badge now.
I wish I didn’t have to. |
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| Posted On: 04/06/2008 12:18AM |
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Granted. Unfortunately, MC Hammer won’t let you it.
I wish I didn’t get that lobotomy last week. >.>Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 04/06/2008 12:19AM |
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you finally get the hammer of your dreams and then once it touches ur hand it melts.
i wish i could break a watermellon with my fingers
i wish people wouldnt post a minute before me >_> kyle9003 edited this message on 04/06/2008 12:21AM |
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| Posted On: 04/06/2008 12:20AM |
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they dont, but still enough ahead of you so that your post is in the wrong place
i wish drrtycop was eliminated from the episode 1 thing, it just makes it so much damn harder, especially when coupled with the shallow quest |
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| Posted On: 04/06/2008 4:10AM |
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She get erased, but is replaced by the ANAL DEMON!
I wish I had an anal demon. |
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| Posted On: 04/06/2008 4:18AM |
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You do. Whenever you’re about to get a nice big one in the back, it pops it’s head out, says Hi! and freaks out your lover. You die lonely and un-bumraped.
I wish I could go shoe-shopping nekkid. (Well, except for accessories, of course) pOOpey edited this message on 04/06/2008 2:09PM |
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| Posted On: 04/06/2008 2:08PM |
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you can but you still get gang raped in the store bathroom
i wish 2 people didnt log onto the same AIM account and confuse the **** out of me |
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| Posted On: 04/06/2008 4:28PM |
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