Just_Cy Posted:

You have, but now it will never ever leave your system. No matter how hard you try to take a dump, you’ll never succeed and you just keep on bloating.

I wish that the overweight semi-bald guy across the street wouldn’t have strolled around naked on his balcony. But more than that, however, I really wish I hadn’t, for some obscure reason, been compelled to see wtf he was up to…

The overweight semi-bald guy across the street didn’t stroll out onto the balcony naked, instead an incredibly attractive specimen of humankind strolls out onto the balcony naked, but because you actually wished that you hadn’t been compelled to look outside you miss the eye candy.

I wish I wasn’t on my period… actually I wish I was a guy so I didn’t have a period