Imagine, you’ve somehow got an appointment to the omnipotent godly Entity. You are teleported to a huge marble lobby. Friendly angelic security guys in white suits issue you a 1-time VIP pbum badge. You pbum through the shiny golden metal detector and meet the Entity, who is willing to make your wish come true. However it’s up to you, either you’d wish something for your own benefit or attempt to enhance the well-being of the whole human civilization.

Make your best wish.

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If I for one would get such opportunity, here’s what I’d wish for:

• ability to save my memories and lifetime experience after reincarnation (bumuming there is such thing as reincarnation)
• the invention and worldwide implementation of free public teleportation network instead of those stupid cars and airplanes
• the small GPS locator for my socks, so I won’t need to search them all over the apartment

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• Your entries not necessarily need to be unique. I.e. I can imagine lot’s of people would wish for immortality or eternal peace on Earth.
• You don’t need to elaborate your wish, but your explanation might be interesting as well.
• Up to 3 wishes per alt (I do realize sometimes it’s hard to fit into one try). One wish is ok too.
• Your post should be either a wish, or creative idea (see ALTERNATE section) or anything irrelevant if you feel like going for 15 random Log in to see images!

• Trolling is allowed (if that’s what you want to spend your lifetime chance on).
• Contest will last until our world becomes a better place to live, or maybe until I get a Flamebate peen.

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Let’s say you’re a highly motivated and conscious person. You might have noticed that I shouldn’t actually spend my submission on a socks GPS locator, because that could be done without any divine intervention, but rather soldering lamp and a couple of wires. So if you have some ideas how to enhance our life without the help of Entity, brilliant inventions or simple rationalization proposal – go ahead and post ITT. These ideas actually have to be unique, you can’t steal ideas already proposed by someone. Alternate submissions are awarded separately and are non-great timesulative with regular wish entries, but are still eligible for 1 BP random draft (check REWARDS section).

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Make your wishes, ladies and gentlemen, and good luck.

100 posters milestone – Nov 19, 2009.

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I wish that Inconnu will never get the Flamebate E-Peen.

K.

So my wish, first, is for consciousness to continue to exist past bodily death, and be detached from the body. Second is the ability to take that consciousness and plant it in any other living thing and piggyback for a while. If I could add a third part it would be to make a menagerie, post death, of everyone I ever interacted with. Think a giant, personal wax museum, organized by category: “People I loved” “People I hated” “People I worked with” “People I slept with” stuff like that.

Dysnomia Posted:

I wish MercWithMouth was permabanned

I wish everyone in WeChall was permabanned

I wish Skyman747 was permabanned

-=Dysnomia=-

SO YOU’RE SAYING THAT MERC, EVERYONE IN WECHALL AND SKYMAN IS PERMA’D?

IF SO I GUESS I’LL JUST HAVE A COKE

Dysnomia Posted:

I wish Skyman747 was permabanned

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My three wishes?

1. Removal of Religion from the world.

2. Ability to control electricity.

3. Ability to control other people’s thoughts and emotions.

I wish I had a a woman's genitals! ^.^

I wish i had 25 BP

I wish I could shapeshift

I wish i could control time.

I wish that the Entity would devide by zero.

1) I wish the phantom phone vibrations in my pocket I think are text messages would stop.

2) Head. Nothing special, just a clbumic pole polishing.

3) I wish there was a real “magic 8 ball” and I owned it. Not only would this be extremely helpful for personal matters but can you imagine the government contracts I could get? Knowing the right answers to everything would probably make me a lot of money, which I could donate to charity (and by donate to charity I mean buy BP Log in to see images!