Aldo_Anything Posted:

Ok, let’s start:

Ich bin Hobart, ein Möchtegern-Troll, der sich aber eigentlich nur den Mitteln einer gewöhnlichen Camwhore bedient. Mein Ziel ist es, das Troll-Loch zu verstopfen, aber ich scheitere regelmäßig an meiner chronischen Masturbationssucht. Seitdem ich bei Forumwarz bin ist es sogar noch schlimmer geworden, so dbum meine rechte Hand durch die vielen Bakterien langsam verfault. Wann immer ihr ein Posting von mir lest, klickt weiter und schenkt mir keine Aufmerksamkeit – dann gehe ich von ganz alleine ein.

I’m Hobart, a wannabe-troll, but really I act more like a camwhore. It is my goal to **** up the Troll-hole, but I regularly fail due to my chronic masturbation addiction. Since I’ve been on Forumwarz it has gotten even worse, to the point that my right hand is slowly rotting from all of the bacteria. Whenever you see me post, please respond to give me attention – I’m very lonely.

aren t u suppose to be the overnite mod but ur all ways only on during office slacker krew standerd time

since your terribel @ your job, i call for imediate disbarring

I think Log in to see images!

1337xxxxxxxxxlolololololololololxxxxxxxxx1337 Posted:

he man was a american show

A LOT OF COOL FIGURES WERE ONLY
RELEASED IN €UROPE THOUGH AND
THE MOVIE WOULD HAVE SUCKED LESS
WITH UWE BOLL AS DIRECTOR

I used Google Translation + Logical interpretation. I dont know any German.

Fran Posted:

His english is worse than mine

I thought that wasn’t possible

You’re still in front when it comes to body fat though nom nom nom ♪♫♫♪♪♫♪

Aldo_Anything Posted:

You’re still in front when it comes to body fat though nom nom nom ♪♫♫♪♪♫♪

Well, of course. I’m a woman. Women have more body fat than men by default.

I’d be worried if you had more body fat than I do Log in to see images! Fran edited this message on 08/14/2009 12:05PM