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Macho Aldo, I actually speak a little German, so if you ever have trouble translating something just post it in German and I'll help you translate.

ChilePepino

Avatar: 101005 2010-01-24 16:17:40 -0500
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[Full of SbumSS]

Level 35 Permanoob

Well, spf357 really rocks.

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Aldo_Anything

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Avatar: 32555 2014-07-18 11:39:53 -0400
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[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

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Hobart Bliggity Posted:

ok, here goes. I’m translating your meaning here, because 7 years of rust has killed my vocab.

“I am Hobart, a (something) Troll, but I act like a common Camwhore. My goal is to stop up (clog up?) the trollhole, but I regularly fail due to my chronic masturbation. It’s gotten worse since I’ve been at Forumwarz, so that my right hand is slowly being (eaten? killed?) by bacteria (what). Whenever you read a post of mine and don’t pay attention to me, (something about being completely alone)”

Sorry guess I spoke too soon Aldo, you’ll have to find another translator.


C-

Ok, who wants the job?


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Raepdog

Avatar: 57155 2011-07-31 00:44:38 -0400
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Level 35 Camwhore

We are foe.

Aldo_Anything Posted:

A pizza you buy from your local delivery service is not automatically better than a self-made pizza imo. In fact, you can personalize it with lots of stuff.

A post you make is not automatically bad grammar imo, you can ruin it with lots of stuff.


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Raepdog

Avatar: 57155 2011-07-31 00:44:38 -0400
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Level 35 Camwhore

We are foe.

Aldo_Anything Posted:


C-

Ok, who wants the job?

Me.


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ANGRY HOBO

Avatar: 49150 Tue Aug 11 01:43:48 -0400 2009
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Level 28 Emo Kid

lmbo i gave this account and now its full of people :D bye all this game is ****....................

Aldo_Anything Posted:

Ok, let’s start:


Ich bin Hobart, ein Möchtegern-Troll, der sich aber eigentlich nur den Mitteln einer gewöhnlichen Camwhore bedient. Mein Ziel ist es, das Troll-Loch zu verstopfen, aber ich scheitere regelmäßig an meiner chronischen Masturbationssucht. Seitdem ich bei Forumwarz bin ist es sogar noch schlimmer geworden, so dbum meine rechte Hand durch die vielen Bakterien langsam verfault. Wann immer ihr ein Posting von mir lest, klickt weiter und schenkt mir keine Aufmerksamkeit – dann gehe ich von ganz alleine ein.

thats not even german lol

ChilePepino

Avatar: 101005 2010-01-24 16:17:40 -0500
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[Full of SbumSS]

Level 35 Permanoob

Well, spf357 really rocks.

nott we cann do whatever good at whatt can wee makee godd translation sevrivcee german for englsih people.

Indiana Jonas

Avatar: 13850 2014-12-19 09:36:26 -0500
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[At Least I Never M-
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Level 35 Troll

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Nicco Posted:

buying haxploitation epeen for 30 bp

How much would this cost me in Euros?


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Nicco

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Avatar: 24745 2011-07-31 00:34:23 -0400
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Hobart Bliggity Posted:

How much would this cost me in Euros?

thats about 28 euros sir


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Aldo_Anything

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Nicco Posted:

thats about 28 euros sir

which is about $500 last time I checked rate of exchange


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Indiana Jonas

Avatar: 13850 2014-12-19 09:36:26 -0500
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Nicco Posted:

thats about 28 euros sir

Oh dear me thats quite a lot of money for an ingame accomplishment on a relatively obscure forum. What’s that you say? Nobody will even know you have said accomplishment unless they actively look at your profile for it? Oh my word, that hardly seems worth it at all!


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Raepdog

Avatar: 57155 2011-07-31 00:44:38 -0400
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Level 35 Camwhore

We are foe.

Hobart Bliggity Posted:

Oh dear me thats quite a lot of money for an ingame accomplishment on a relatively obscure forum. What’s that you say? Nobody will even know you have said accomplishment unless they actively look at your profile for it? Oh my word, that hardly seems worth it at all!

Also wouldn’t everyone know you got it by buying it? Like some sort of woman's genitals? Wait whats that… Raepdog still has the I’m Gay E-Peen?


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Nicco

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Avatar: 24745 2011-07-31 00:34:23 -0400
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Aldo_Anything Posted:

which is about $500 last time I checked rate of exchange

1 Euro = ~1.42 Dollars

1 U.S. dollar = ~0.70 Euros


dumbbum


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Nicco

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Hobart Bliggity Posted:

Oh dear me thats quite a lot of money for an ingame accomplishment on a relatively obscure forum. What’s that you say? Nobody will even know you have said accomplishment unless they actively look at your profile for it? Oh my word, that hardly seems worth it at all!

purchace internet chips


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Aldo_Anything

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Nicco Posted:

purchace internet chips

Once I ordered Internet Fish & Chips. Tasty, but not enough remoulade.


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Johnny Mac

Avatar: 37704 2022-12-12 08:49:44 +0000
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[Full of SbumSS]

Level 60 Troll

I grant you an bumhole x

Aldo_Anything Posted:

Ok, let’s start:


Ich bin Hobart, ein Möchtegern-Troll, der sich aber eigentlich nur den Mitteln einer gewöhnlichen Camwhore bedient. Mein Ziel ist es, das Troll-Loch zu verstopfen, aber ich scheitere regelmäßig an meiner chronischen Masturbationssucht. Seitdem ich bei Forumwarz bin ist es sogar noch schlimmer geworden, so dbum meine rechte Hand durch die vielen Bakterien langsam verfault. Wann immer ihr ein Posting von mir lest, klickt weiter und schenkt mir keine Aufmerksamkeit – dann gehe ich von ganz alleine ein.

Translated: I am a colossal fabulous person.

I expect my payment within a couple hours.


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Johnny Mac

Avatar: 37704 2022-12-12 08:49:44 +0000
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Forgot this.


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ANGRY HOBO

Avatar: 49150 Tue Aug 11 01:43:48 -0400 2009
1

Level 28 Emo Kid

lmbo i gave this account and now its full of people :D bye all this game is ****....................

Johnny Mac Posted:

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Forgot this.

lmao, those balls are awesome

wow lol he’s grammer is **** + he cant read a instruction he entered teh tag contest like 50 time w/asthetic horrors i cant put in to words


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Ger-Man

Avatar: 75072 2010-07-15 14:18:11 -0400
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[WeChall]

Level 69 Permanoob

WeChall sucks

HURR HURR THIS THRREAD IS FULL OF ANGRRY fabulous personS
FRROM LESS SUPERRIORR COUNTRRIES THAN GERRMANY
NO WONDER DEUTSCHLAND IS MUCH OLDER AND HAS KULTURR
WHERRE THE U.S. OF A. HAS RRONALD RREAGON AND
RRONALD MCDONALD. THE BURRGERS ARRE GRREAT THOUGH
WHERRE CAN I THOSE COUPONS FOR FRREE BURRGERS?
PRINT THEM AND SENT TO ME PLEASE I DONT BELIEVE IN INK.


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Nicco

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Ger-Man Posted:

HURR HURR THIS THRREAD IS FULL OF ANGRRY fabulous personS
FRROM LESS SUPERRIORR COUNTRRIES THAN GERRMANY
NO WONDER DEUTSCHLAND IS MUCH OLDER AND HAS KULTURR
WHERRE THE U.S. OF A. HAS RRONALD RREAGON AND
RRONALD MCDONALD. THE BURRGERS ARRE GRREAT THOUGH
WHERRE CAN I THOSE COUPONS FOR FRREE BURRGERS?
PRINT THEM AND SENT TO ME PLEASE I DONT BELIEVE IN INK.

this thread got you so angry you stopped talking in german and posted something bad english written


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