Hobart Bliggity Posted:

ok, here goes. I’m translating your meaning here, because 7 years of rust has killed my vocab.

“I am Hobart, a (something) Troll, but I act like a common Camwhore. My goal is to stop up (clog up?) the trollhole, but I regularly fail due to my chronic masturbation. It’s gotten worse since I’ve been at Forumwarz, so that my right hand is slowly being (eaten? killed?) by bacteria (what). Whenever you read a post of mine and don’t pay attention to me, (something about being completely alone)”

Sorry guess I spoke too soon Aldo, you’ll have to find another translator.

C-

Ok, who wants the job?