handofg0d Posted:

I’m Hobart, a wannabe-troll, but really I act more like a camwhore. It is my goal to **** up the Troll-hole, but I regularly fail due to my chronic masturbation addiction. Since I’ve been on Forumwarz it has gotten even worse, to the point that my right hand is slowly rotting from all of the bacteria. Whenever you see me post, please respond to give me attention – I’m very lonely.

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Only the meaning of the last sentence is wrong too.