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quangntenemy

Avatar: 14557 2011-10-31 11:07:55 -0400
59

[WeChall]

Level 69 Troll

:ronpaul: :****ing sucks:

That reminds me, tell your wife and sister I had a lovely time last night Log in to see images!


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 Buying a lot of zomg im so fat.xpeg – 500 each 

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Samildanach

Avatar: 143751 Tue May 19 21:18:21 -0400 2009
11

Level 34 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

This is a post that would be a short post if only it did not contain unnecessary verbiage intended to increase the length of the post; since however the said unnecessary verbiage has in fact been inserted into the post it has instead become an unnecessarily long post containing more or less the same ultimate take-home message, that message being merely that a post has been made and that what you are currently reading is in fact the post in question.


He who argues with morons might take care, lest he thereby become a moron.

And if you gaze for long into the Internet, the Internet gazes also into you.

Lady Banhamm-
er

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60

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Camwhore

Gunther, you’re the one my mama loves but daddy wont

I think it would be totally gigglin’ to have the responses to the NPCs be different from different character types. I’m thinking my camwhore’s responses shouldn’t be the same as my troll’s. They should be more ****ty than angry.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Kid Banhammer

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17

[Two Girls One Tribe]

Level 68 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

Oh for loneliness’s sake

I cut my wrists and bleed

When no one hears my call

I just don’t care

Oh for misery’s grip

I wrap my neck so tight

Happiness is an illusion

I just don’t care

Oh for broken hearts

I flay flesh from my chest

Love is for others not me

I just don’t care

Oh for unwanted me

I’d do most anything

But why should I even bother when

I just don’t care


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

EmSee Hamban-
ner

Avatar: 77011 Mon Dec 29 10:38:43 -0500 2008
10

[TribeGirl]

Level 59 Permanoob

halp et fix this ssoon thx

i am looking for the hint but cannot find it

i looked under my keyboard but all i found was part of a sandwich

i looked in my trash can but all i found was used tissues with yellow spots

i looked in my toilet but all i found was poop and it wasnt under the poop and now my keyboard is brown

where is the hint for me k thx


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Sneaky27

Avatar: 70951 2010-02-06 21:28:05 -0500
35

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

Sup?

Patently Chi-
ll Prestidig-
itator

Avatar: 128746 2011-10-09 04:24:59 -0400
8

[love is a dog from-
hell
]

Level 69 Troll

Celerysteve is incredible... he is just so... so incredible.

i’m in.


Joseph of Suburbia Posted:

im about to do a fuknig pirouette off the handle numpnuts if you dont find this completely hilarious i guess you are just completely dumb geez dont you get this is the funniest stuff ever

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AAHZ

Avatar: 4016 2013-08-02 05:07:06 -0400
20

[Forumwarz Active P-
layers
]

Level 69 Troll

SAGAMI -WUZ- HERE

Posted On: 02/17/2008 7:54PM

15 year flame war vet. killed over 5 forums including flaming the old ISP: Prodigy Comminications. Member of currently 5 active forums, staff member of one of them with over 500,000 members. AAHZ is one of my “personnas.” Looking for a clan. lemmie know.

piece™


UNBAN DRUNKENLAZYBASTARD

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2015-02-20 21:59:22 -0500
10

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 62 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into bumes. But not boners!

( . Y . ) Those are my mammary glands.

Bandaney

Avatar: 70433 2014-06-07 22:10:47 -0400
24

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 60 Hacker

Ask me about how many male reproductive organs in my bum :zak:

Damn I’m poor, so here I am, posting with my one and only alt Log in to see images!

... I deserve these damn BPs!


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Master_Troll

Avatar: 58489 2010-05-26 01:29:58 -0400
17

Level 69 Emo Kid

Lee_Harvey_Oswald is Pinky and I'm Brain

Sup dawg, I heard you like posting so I put a forum in your forum so you can post while you post!


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Cheins Sanch-
ez

Avatar: 64305 2015-06-13 02:49:05 -0400
14

[The Airship]

Level 36 Troll

Rex Sacrorum

I don’t just love 7VD because it’s a meme, klan and religion.

We’re a threat, and you know it.

Up in yo projects, stealing malt liquor and ho’s.

Who wants the ruckus?

Any of you fine upstanding member of societys from Forumwarz that want to bring it, bring it.

But we ain’t singing, we bringing drama **** you and your mother ****ing mama.

We gonna kill all you mother ****ers.

Now when I came out, I told you it was just about 7 Vibrating Doldoes.

Then everybody had to open their mouth with a mother ****in opinion

Well this is how we gon’ do this:

**** 9 Jiggling Doldi,

**** Eight Vibrating Dildoes,

**** Team Shortbus as a staff, record label, and as a mother ****in crew.

And if you want to be down with **** You,

Then **** you too.

Nicco, **** you too.

All you mother ****ers,

**** you too.

You mother ****ers can’t be us or see us.

We mother ****in’ 7 \/|B.-4+||\|’ |)0|_|)032.

Klan Side till’ we die.

Out here in Forumwarz, fine upstanding member of society

We warned ya’

We’ll bomb on you mother ****ers.

We do our job.

You think you the mob, fine upstanding member of society, we the mother ****in’ mob

Ain’t nuttin’ but killers.


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CoreyJess

Avatar: 2355 2015-02-10 15:56:06 -0500
24

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Pie cannot hide overwhelming naughtiness!

Big ‘Ole Whiney **** Veto


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Catt although

MODERATOR
Avatar: 46806 2022-11-29 03:06:42 +0000
118

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Last Catt Standing

I vote for life to be reset


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Fran

Avatar: 34789 2015-08-06 21:23:09 -0400
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

I wonder who is the bumbling idiot that still has fake currency on this website and actually spends

Fran Posted:

It was a little slow today early in the morning, but it’s allright now.

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You are 1 person out of 7 billion people on 1 planet out of 8 planets in 1 starsystem out of 100 billion starsystems. You are enormously insignificant.

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Context

Avatar: 121191 Wed Mar 18 08:50:56 -0400 2009

[Board of Directors]

Level 30 Camwhore

The Cats Pajamas

And he jizzed in his pants~

bigsillypoop-
facebot

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9

Level 24 Troll

“Dick in a Box”

bigsillypoopfacebot Posted:

Klan **** YOU is officially bumhurt because of our good ways. I'm formerly asking for the comunity to despise them 
something witty like gratuitous amounts of male reproductive organ

How ****ing defensive TBC are being?

They’re trying to monopolise Forumwarz, and I swear, that’s not even an exaggeration.

On IDC last night, I distinctly remember seeing Nana say to Ratchet that TBC “is not about the klans”, and their description clearly states that it’s “about optimizing the game experience” or whatever

Now they’ve started being even more stuck-up than they were before – “we don’t troll anymore” “we’re past that phase” etc….but look how ****ing defensive they’re being in the Trollhole!

“You will never be TSB” “get your own forum” LOLWTF?

****ing pretentious fabulous persons…**** THEM. That is all.

And does anyone know why the **** our glorious leader Hobo has been banned?

- Laguna

——

TRUTH: THEYRE A BUNCH OF WHINY fabulous personS WHO THINK THEY CAN TROLL WHEN IN FACT THEYRE JUST STUPID fine upstanding member of societyS WHO GET bumHURT OFF EVERYTHING

- WS22

——

TBC is not comparing us to themselves. They’re comparing us to what TSB was in its prime.

TSB used to be the biggest Troll Klan in the game. Then they got all SRS BZNS, and became TBC. That’s where all this “optimizing game experience” bull****’s coming from. They think they’ve outgrown the tactics we use today, and they’re disparaging us because we’re filling the void that they left

- RBK

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That’s my point though. I know they USED to be a group of good trolls, but now they’re not. So why the **** are they complaining about us doing something they used to do? It’s none of their ****ing business anyway

We aren’t trying to be TSB, we’re just trying to be a general trolling Klan here. Seriously, they’re a bunch of ****ing fakes. They could at least admit they’re still trolls rather than putting up this “best Forumwarz experience” crap.

What they’re really trying to do is ****ing dominate the whole of Forumwarz. They want everything – the multiplayer, the Flamebate (hence them getting all ****y when we claim Trollhole), cred, flezz, ****ing everything. They’re power-hungry, pretentious bastards, pbuming themselves off as noble Forumwarz improving Klansmen. ****ing bumholes…

People are so serious on here, it’s unbelievable!

Seriously, some of these people…oh my god, haha

I’d like to give them a good kick in the ****ing balls in RL, I swear to god

Some of the people on here…they are the EXACT kind of stuck-up bumholes I hate

- Laguna

——

We must overpower them, bide our time, count our jew gold, build our numbers and then enjoy the fine upstanding member of societys in their ****ing sleep!

- Laguna

Bus Club just wants to play the game headsets headsets 
headsets headsets headsets headsets headsets headsets headsets headsets headsets...

hate to shatter your ego, but this just came near the bot about veer loves lolis?

Patently Chi-
ll Prestidig-
itator

Avatar: 128746 2011-10-09 04:24:59 -0400
8

[love is a dog from-
hell
]

Level 69 Troll

Celerysteve is incredible... he is just so... so incredible.

BIMP


Joseph of Suburbia Posted:

im about to do a fuknig pirouette off the handle numpnuts if you dont find this completely hilarious i guess you are just completely dumb geez dont you get this is the funniest stuff ever

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SanDyk

Avatar: 175636 2012-01-01 09:50:12 -0500
21

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 69 Troll

I am the internet equivelent of Jon Stewart! Except less funny...

Posting words on the internet

mterek

Avatar: 192622 2009-09-24 16:39:01 -0400
18

[mahjong]

Level 69 Re-Re

$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$

Woah.

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