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Fun Itembuildr: Let's talk about it

Johnny Mac

Avatar: 37704 2022-12-12 08:49:44 +0000
66

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 60 Troll

I grant you an bumhole x

Wylin Posted:

I thought it was just being annoying with the swearing.

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Wylin

Avatar: 19712 Thu Mar 26 21:15:20 -0400 2009
35

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Causing Jealousy On The Internet On A Daily Basis.

Johnny Mac Posted:

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I’m 31.. that’s like the inverse of the average ED regular.

Edit: I’m more likely to upvote something like that for an item over a moar file. Like if glbumes came up and you made it some extremely ****ing awesome glbumes.

Wylin edited this message on 03/11/2009 7:10PM

Big Brother

Avatar: 45759 Fri Oct 17 23:44:23 -0400 2008

Level 66 Troll

woman's genitals

Why did my clever idea get downvoted to -5?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!??!?!?

Bill_Murray_-
Fan_7383

Avatar: 7241 2011-07-31 00:42:33 -0400
9

[i have a thirteen inch male reproductive organ click for proof]

Level 35 Camwhore

Oh whoops, I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong

Big Brother Posted:

Why did my clever idea get downvoted to -5?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!??!?!?

Because you’re Big Brother. Log in to see images!

Also, AHAHAHAHA, four entries left. I vote that we down-vote the remaining subs to -5, just to see what happens.

Also –

ShotaCon’96 – LesbianMidgetBooth.pr0n

Most shota-fans remember this video from ShotaCon ‘96 as the single most erotic display of girl-on-girl ****-eating ever caught on film. Inside, industry veteran “Lil’ Dumpling” is showered in the diarrhea of newcomer “Daisy Dukin’”. Very, VERY hot!

Up Votes: 20

Down Votes: 25

Score: -5

If itembuildr will only have one day for voting, I say that CZ axe the down-vote. It works for Forumbuildr, which nobody cares about anymore has a week of voting, allowing entries to rebound, but with itembuildr, down-voters have more power than those of us who read through every entry and then down-vote all of them because they’re awful vote based on quality.

Big Brother

Avatar: 45759 Fri Oct 17 23:44:23 -0400 2008

Level 66 Troll

woman's genitals

It was itembuildrlaunchparty(wildsexw/etjb).porn

Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

I had the first bum avatar.

MC Banhammer Posted:

Also, honestly, after looking through these entries? I retract any thoughts I ever had about the community writing descriptions for the files. Almost all of the files produced by CZ are funny by title, but adding a description is going to remove the humor.

Let’s ditch the descriptions and just go for file names.

My original idea was that, since .moar files don’t currently have descriptions (or images, for that matter), the winner of the itembuildr for that cycle would get to suggest a .moar title as a sort of “victory lap,” and people could vote it up or down.

I’m not crazy about .moar files being in itembuildr for obvious reasons, but what’s done is done.

Bigandtasty

Avatar: 67579 Sat Jan 17 15:30:20 -0500 2009
12

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

Bill_Murray_Fan_7383 Posted:

If itembuildr will only have one day for voting, I say that CZ axe the down-vote. It works for Forumbuildr, which nobody cares about anymore has a week of voting, allowing entries to rebound, but with itembuildr, down-voters have more power than those of us who read through every entry and then down-vote all of them because they’re awful vote based on quality.

Seconded. In the current state of voting it ends up like forum ideas on early Sunday night – only worse due to being limited to one idea.

otakuwind

Avatar: Middle Finger
1

[poonterwomp]

Level 42 Troll

“Banned Camper”

itembuildr is awesomesauce

naughty-mayh-
em

Avatar: Schoolgirl Uniform
41

[Board of Directors]

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

Maybe it would help if upvotes also increased the amount negative an entry can be before getting axed.

That is to say that an entry with 0 upvotes gets dropped with 5 downvotes at -5, but an entry with 10 upvotes might get dropped by 20 downvotes at -10.

That way, generally bad entries which aren’t getting upvotes still get dropped rather quickly, but ‘hit or miss’ entries that are getting a lot of upvotes and downvotes stick around longer, and get a better chance to get a surge of upvotes, rather than getting dropped when random timing gives them five more downvotes than upvotes.

The simple math could be that a submission gets dropped at -5 or -upvotes, whichever is lower, but there’s any number of possible formula to work with, depending on how resilient entries should be.

If you wanted to be really complicated, the point at which submissions get dropped could slowly rise over the course of the day, so they could drop at -100 at the start of voting, and drop at -5 near the end, giving plenty of time for decent entries to make a comeback, but letting bad entries still get progressively dropped as the day progresses, so people who didn’t want to wade through crap could just vote later in the day.

All I know is that I came to vote and I saw four total entries. Maybe a lot of them weren’t good, but four out of over three hundred?

Bill_Murray_-
Fan_7383

Avatar: 7241 2011-07-31 00:42:33 -0400
9

[i have a thirteen inch male reproductive organ click for proof]

Level 35 Camwhore

Oh whoops, I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong

Evil Trout Posted:

(One dude was -260 vs +4)

That sounds like how I voted. Log in to see images!

With that in mind, I think there are two major issues that need to be addressed – the first is obviously systematic down-voting to eliminate competition, but the other would be, as Trout put, related to the quality of entries.

Here were the criteria by which I automatically down-voted:

– Anything related to any Forumwarz user, including the staff (ET, JB, etc). The Forumwarz game is supposed to represent an actual internet, and on the real internet, nobody outside of this website cares about anybody on this website. I ran into dozens of these.

– Anything that was obviously a prank. P. much stuff like “fine upstanding member of society.divy”.

– Anything without a description. I think I gave the Sarah Palin Moose**** entry a pbum because the name fit so well with the stats of the item, but I ran into a lot of entries that just copypasta’d “video file retrieved from the internet.”

– But half of what I down-voted were entries that didn’t even take the item’s stats into consideration. I saw tons of tubgirl, 2girls1cup, etc., entries that fit the douchebaggery element, but not a lot that hit on both douchebaggery and sexiness.

Beyond that, a lot of entries were just poor in quality – atrocious grammar, poor ideas, lack of lulz, etc.

I think the feature could benefit from a set of examples, linked to from every page related to itembuildr, as well as all the past previous entries. Additionally, once users have gotten used to the feature, the quality will likely improve.

quangntenemy

Avatar: 14557 2011-10-31 11:07:55 -0400
59

[WeChall]

Level 69 Troll

:ronpaul: :****ing sucks:

I think the downvote/upvote system is not suitable for itembuildr as we have so many submissions yet only 1 winner. Most people downvote other submissions so that they disappear and their submissions get a better chance.

My suggestion: we need 2 stages of voting

– Stage 1: Submissions are divided into brackets (maybe 8). Each player can vote for 3 submissions in each bracket.

– Stage 2: 24 winning submissions are available for voting.

The idea of this is to eliminate mbum downvoting and quickly get rid of bad submissions so in second stage submissions will be judged fairer.

LROSENBERG19-
96

Avatar: Tight Skirt
35

[WeChall]

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

Where do the buildred items go to?

Wylin

Avatar: 19712 Thu Mar 26 21:15:20 -0400 2009
35

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Causing Jealousy On The Internet On A Daily Basis.

LROSENBERG1996 Posted:

Where do the buildred items go to?

Evil Trout Posted:

The new shop will go live around the same time the first item is built. Everyone will gain access to it.

Big Brother

Avatar: 45759 Fri Oct 17 23:44:23 -0400 2008

Level 66 Troll

woman's genitals

I think mine should be an acception to the “no fw people rule or autodownvote” because, simply, it fit with the opening of itembuildr.

Wylin

Avatar: 19712 Thu Mar 26 21:15:20 -0400 2009
35

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Causing Jealousy On The Internet On A Daily Basis.

Big Brother Posted:

I think mine should be an acception to the “no fw people rule or autodownvote” because, simply, it fit with the opening of itembuildr.

I did the Evil Trout birth one, and I don’t think it should have been downvoted just because it included a member of the game. If you think so, I have about 25 copies of Jalapeno’s Bootyhole.leer to sell you.

Acid Flux

Avatar: 6767 Tue Mar 17 11:41:54 -0400 2009
20

[Country Kitchen an-
d Flea Market
]

Level 35 Troll

KYOUBAI IS SUPER-SERIOUS BUSINESS

Wylin Posted:

I did the Evil Trout birth one, and I don’t think it should have been downvoted just because it included a member of the game. If you think so, I have about 25 copies of Jalapeno’s Bootyhole.leer to sell you.

Hmm, I bumumed BB meant non-CZ people. The risk in making it about a player or Mod versus an employee is that six months from now, will it mean anything to a new player?

How would most new players view a ‘SUX2BU & Escher Lesbian Makeout Video’ submission? They would never get the joke, and so, it’s a bad submission.

Your’s is obviously different, because ET is stuck here… forever.

Wylin

Avatar: 19712 Thu Mar 26 21:15:20 -0400 2009
35

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Causing Jealousy On The Internet On A Daily Basis.

I was refering to the post I quoted, and this one:

Bill_Murray_Fan_7383 Posted:

Here were the criteria by which I automatically down-voted:

– Anything related to any Forumwarz user, including the staff (ET, JB, etc). The Forumwarz game is supposed to represent an actual internet, and on the real internet, nobody outside of this website cares about anybody on this website. I ran into dozens of these.

Inertia

Avatar: 60995 Fri Apr 03 12:59:05 -0400 2009
34

[Shii is gay]

Level 35 Troll

also wow i have no male reproductive organ

Are nudes allowed?

Acid Flux

Avatar: 6767 Tue Mar 17 11:41:54 -0400 2009
20

[Country Kitchen an-
d Flea Market
]

Level 35 Troll

KYOUBAI IS SUPER-SERIOUS BUSINESS

Wylin Posted:

I was refering to the post I quoted, and this one:

Yeah, I missed that. The fact that we already had CZ names in existing items (as you pointed out) makes this ‘criteria’ kind of ridiculous.

LROSENBERG19-
96

Avatar: Tight Skirt
35

[WeChall]

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

Wylin Posted:

Did that happen yet? Sorry, I’ve been away from forumwarz

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