(Ugh I refreshed on accident so I have to write this all over again.)

So I have a bull**** creative writing portion of a research project due on Monday. I had to choose from writing a play or writing a letter to myself a million years in the future or some crap, and I picked the easiest one to push off onto you guys: write a male reproductive organload of haikus.

I’m doing this since I wasted all of today playing D2, and tomorrow I have work and a bunch of other **** to do that will take up the whole day. Plus I really just don’t feel like doing it anyway.

Anyways here’s what YOU have to do. Submit some haikus of my topic (as many as you want, the more the better chance you’ll have at BP) before MARCH 2ND (2009) a few hours in (say 4) is alright, since I’ll probably still be up.

The haikus already have a set topic: Graffiti, graffiti as art, etc. So they have to be about that to even qualify. Make these heartfelt and good quality please, it’s what I need.

The best submitters will get BP, 5BP total, based on what I think are the best ones for what I need.

Also no trollan this is srs.

EDIT: Haikus are 3 lines, 5-7-5 syllables long, example:

http://www.eliteskills.com/poetry/Haiku.php

E: nevermind, mine was ****.

Can we do one of the other bumignments for you if we don’t like haiku?

trespbumerswill Posted:

Can we do one of the other bumignments for you if we don’t like haiku?

Naw, but, I might have another bull**** creative writing contset thing later though.

Johnny Mac Posted:

(Ugh I refreshed on accident so I have to write this all over again.)

So I have a bull**** creative writing portion of a research project due on Monday. I had to choose from writing a play or writing a letter to myself a million years in the future or some crap, and I picked the easiest one to push off onto you guys: write a male reproductive organload of haikus.

I’m doing this since I wasted all of today playing D2, and tomorrow I have work and a bunch of other **** to do that will take up the whole day. Plus I really just don’t feel like doing it anyway.

Anyways here’s what YOU have to do. Submit some haikus of my topic (as many as you want, the more the better chance you’ll have at BP) before MARCH 2ND (2009) a few hours in (say 4) is alright, since I’ll probably still be up.

The haikus already have a set topic: Graffiti, graffiti as art, etc. So they have to be about that to even qualify. Make these heartfelt and good quality please, it’s what I need.

The best submitters will get BP, 5BP total, based on what I think are the best ones for what I need.

Also no trollan this is srs.

 

 

EDIT: Haikus are 3 lines, 5-7-5 syllables long, example:

http://www.eliteskills.com/poetry/Haiku.ph

Won’t the teacher realize that your haikus don’t sound like your writing style, or perform a simple Google search and discover their source, or in some other way realize that you didn’t actually do the bumignment?

Context Posted:

Spray-painted boring wall

Only to be washed away

Back to the boring conformed

——

Dripping down the drain.

Is it only the spray paint?

Tax payers money.

——

Pen and cubicle.

Take away the crisp paint.

Just write obscenities.

—-

How is that?... Apart from terrible lol

Remember the syllable requirements; your first and last poems didn’t fit 5-7-5.

My own entry:

Spray paint someone’s wall

Write your tag illegibly

Lather, rinse, repeat

zagerblag Posted:

Remember the syllable requirements; your first and last poems didn’t fit 5-7-5.

Oh wow… I really male reproductive organed that one up… But it’s edited and all better now.

The canvas prevails

Though the brushstrokes have weathered

Is the message lost?

—

Fleeting ownership

Of a wall nobody wants

And a sense of place

—

All the old masters

Were once considered vandals.

I await my time

—

It doesn’t matter

If the words are legible;

Just that they are there

—

The urban jungle

Sometimes needs its own roadmap

Writing points the way

—

We enter battle

With our swords and spears held high;

See our war of words

—

On a cold evening

An artist is walking away

From a masterpiece

—

Message for no-one

Laid out for the world to see

No return address

—

We watch but don’t see

They come and go in the night

City ghost writers

—

Rooftop acrobat

With a spray can in his hand

Takes over the town

—

Art must be lawless

But when it creeps across walls

Should the rules apply?

—

Bricks soak up anger

And the senselessness of life

In the big city

—

His heart on the wall

His spray can in his pocket

And he vanishes

—

An open letter

To the lonely citizens

says “I was here too”

—

(I’m going to update this post as I come up with MOAR. Hope you like them.)

Just slip this in:

—-

Gorgeous bright, beauty.

With wonderful teaching skills.

You, me, dinner date?

—-

You’ll get an A

Blank Walls Are Blank Minds

The Hiss Of My Weapon breaks

The Lies That Blind Us

——————————-

I like chicken I

Like Liver Meow Mix Meow Mix

Oh Please Deliver

zagerblag Posted:

Nope, still off. Current syllable counts:

First poem: 5-7-7 (also, “conformed” is used wrong)

Second poem: 5-7-5 (good, although “payers” should have an apostrophe at the end)

Third poem: 5-7-7

The first and third poems are still not haikus. As a math-loving nerd, I am frustrated by people’s failure to count.

Also, why do most of the entries seem to romanticize graffiti? Sure, there are some good street artists out there, but most graffiti is tags and vandalism on walls owned by people who don’t want graffiti there. Even if it could be considered art, lots of people don’t want art all over their walls.

I fixed it and added a new one