Johnny Mac Posted:

(Ugh I refreshed on accident so I have to write this all over again.)

So I have a bull**** creative writing portion of a research project due on Monday. I had to choose from writing a play or writing a letter to myself a million years in the future or some crap, and I picked the easiest one to push off onto you guys: write a male reproductive organload of haikus.

I’m doing this since I wasted all of today playing D2, and tomorrow I have work and a bunch of other **** to do that will take up the whole day. Plus I really just don’t feel like doing it anyway.

Anyways here’s what YOU have to do. Submit some haikus of my topic (as many as you want, the more the better chance you’ll have at BP) before MARCH 2ND (2009) a few hours in (say 4) is alright, since I’ll probably still be up.

The haikus already have a set topic: Graffiti, graffiti as art, etc. So they have to be about that to even qualify. Make these heartfelt and good quality please, it’s what I need.

The best submitters will get BP, 5BP total, based on what I think are the best ones for what I need.

Also no trollan this is srs.

 

 

EDIT: Haikus are 3 lines, 5-7-5 syllables long, example:

http://www.eliteskills.com/poetry/Haiku.ph

Won’t the teacher realize that your haikus don’t sound like your writing style, or perform a simple Google search and discover their source, or in some other way realize that you didn’t actually do the bumignment?

Context Posted:

Spray-painted boring wall

Only to be washed away

Back to the boring conformed

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Dripping down the drain.

Is it only the spray paint?

Tax payers money.

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Pen and cubicle.

Take away the crisp paint.

Just write obscenities.

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How is that?... Apart from terrible lol

Remember the syllable requirements; your first and last poems didn’t fit 5-7-5.

My own entry:

Spray paint someone’s wall

Write your tag illegibly

Lather, rinse, repeat