When will my dragonz hatch?

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CloudieGin Posted:

Dear Dr. Fingerz,

My pee smells like beer, even though I’ve never had a drink in my life.

Should I make money by ****ing in mugs and giving them to alcoholics?

THE SMELL OF BEER IN URINE, IS COMMONLY CAUSED BY AN INFECTION SOMEWHERE IN THE BODY BY CANDIDA, OR IN COMMON TERMS, YEAST. YOU MAY BE HOSTING A COLONY OF YEAST SOMEWHERE IN YOUR BODY; IT IS PRESENT EVERYWHERE IN EVERYONE BUT AN IMBALANCE IN YOUR CHEMISTRY MAY BE ALLOWING THE YEST TO FLOURISH AND OVER POPULATE YOUR BODY. PRESCRIBING A VISIT TO THE LAB FOR COMPLETE URINALYSIS, INCLUDING AN ALCOHOL LEVEL TEST. IF ALCOHOL LEVELS ARE ABOVE 5% YOU CAN SAFELY BOTTLE AND SELL YOUR URINE AS SOME SORT OF “FLAT BEER”. WINOS WILL PROBABLY BUY IT. HOWEVER IF ALCOHOL IS NOT PRESENT IN THE URINE YOU CAN’T SELL IT TO WINOS BECAUSE THEY WILL KICK YOUR bum WHEN THEY REALIZE THEY’VE BEEN HAD. IN THAT CASE I WOULD PRESCRIBE A 30-DAY COURSE OF FLUCONAZOLE TO BE FOLLOWED UP WITH A TEST OF THE URINE AFTER THE 30 DAYS ARE OVER.

PROGNOSIS: EXCELLENT. ALSO YOU MIGHT GET RICH BY SELLING PEE TO WINOS.

sorry for spamming but… DRAGONZ Log in to see images!

Gothzilla Posted:

sorry for spamming but… DRAGONZ Log in to see images!

PATIENT DOES NOT SEEM TO FOLLOW SIMPLE INSTRUCTIONS WELL. REFERRING PATIENT TO SEE A MENTAL RETARDATION SPECIALIST FOR PROPER DIAGNOSIS; I SUSPECT AUTISM IS REARING ITS UGLY HEAD.

Jim McPerson Posted:

CHAFFING OH THE PAIN Log in to see images!

CHAFING CAN BE CAUSED BY MANY THINGS; BECAUSE YOU’RE BEING SO VAGUE WITH YOUR MALADY I CAN’T PINPOINT EXACTLY WHAT YOU COULD HAVE DONE TO PREVENT IT. REGARDLESS, IN THE FUTURE YOU CAN PREVENT PAINFUL CHAFING WITH LUBRICANTS, POWDERS OR COVERUPS SO YOU CAN WALK WITHOUT PAIN.

Fingerz Posted:

CHAFING CAN BE CAUSED BY MANY THINGS; BECAUSE YOU’RE BEING SO VAGUE WITH YOUR MALADY I CAN’T PINPOINT EXACTLY WHAT YOU COULD HAVE DONE TO PREVENT IT. REGARDLESS, IN THE FUTURE YOU CAN PREVENT PAINFUL CHAFING WITH LUBRICANTS, POWDERS OR COVERUPS SO YOU CAN WALK WITHOUT PAIN.

The foreskin is sore and damaged from all excessive pulling, doc Log in to see images! I could use some recommendation for sensitive male reproductive organ skin cream, fast!

Jim McPerson Posted:

The foreskin is sore and damaged from all excessive pulling, doc Log in to see images!

DO NOT PUT BEN-GAY ON IT

APPLY HYDROCORTISONE 1% CREAM IN ADDITION TO AN EMOLLIENT-RICH LOTION, LIKE EUCERIN, FOR THE NEXT 2 WEEKS. REFRAIN (AS WELL AS YOU CAN) FROM ANY AND ALL SEXUAL ACTIVITY, INCLUDING MASTURBATION, DURING THIS PERIOD TO ALLOW YOUR GLANS TIME TO HEAL. IF YOU ABSOLUTELY HAVE TO HAVE SEX/MASTURBATE, MAKE SURE YOU USE A WATER-BASED LUBRICANT, IN AMPLE QUANTITIES. THIS WILL HELP PREVENT YOU FROM DOING FURTHER DAMAGE TO YOUR MEMBER.

Anonymousy Posted:

Why does it burn when I pee?

THE MOST LIKELY CAUSE OF YOUR DISCOMFORT IS YOUR CONSTANT WHORING ABOUT. I WOULD SUGGEST YOU HAVE YOURSELF SCREENED FOR STDS; CHANCES ARE A DIRTY WHORE SUCH AS YOURSELF HAS MORE THAN ONE INFECTION CURRENTLY BREWING “DOWN THERE”.

Jim McPerson Posted:

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LOL GIN!!!!

Xemnas Posted:

why does gothzilla steal my dragon spamming line?

HE LIKELY HAS MONKEY DNA DUE TO HIS MOTHER ****ING fine upstanding member of societyS. HIS GENES CAUSE HIM TO MINDLESSLY MIMIC THOSE AROUND HIM; IN THIS CASE HE CHOSE TO IMITATE YOU.