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shifty_pecker

Avatar: 82151 Mon Dec 01 12:35:51 -0500 2008
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Level 52 Troll

“eBaum”

Fingerz Posted:

AN IDEAL TURD SHOULD BE FIRM YET NOT HARD, SO AS NOT TO CAUSE PAIN UPON EXITING THE ANAL OPENING. IF YOUR BODY IS DIGESTING YOUR FOOD OPTIMALLY, YOUR POOP SHOULD FLOAT IN THE TOILET. THERE SHOULD NOT BE ANY FOUL UNPLEASANT SMELLS FROM THE POOP; IF THERE ARE IT MAY BE A SIGN OF ILLNESS OR A POOR DIET.

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