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Feature Who's buying the turkey?

Balloon

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28

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

Inflate my ovaries until they pop out of me and float away

Yup, I just bought it. But I have plenty of flezz, so I could buy 2 if I wanted.

Johnny Mac

Avatar: 37704 2022-12-12 08:49:44 +0000
66

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 60 Troll

I grant you an bumhole x

Bought it, the price is displayed wrong though, needs a zero.

scully

Avatar: 12797 2015-07-20 16:59:13 -0400
77

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Camwhore

I really do talk ****!

Turkey, I love turkey! I will keep it near my rubber chicken!

LROSENBERG19-
96

Avatar: Tight Skirt
35

[WeChall]

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

I think some days in the future ET will pop up and say “HAHAHA LOSERS THE TURKEY IS USELESS I FOOLED YOU ALL!” because it was his scheme to make everyone poor again.

Charlie Sheen

Avatar: 51012 2011-07-31 00:40:28 -0400

[Gimmick Alts and R-
ole-Players Local -
Union 352
]

Level 12 Camwhore

Kickflippin' for Jesus cause he took away my alcoholism and drug addictions and genetic woman's genitals fever!

look dude i wont tell you again stop ****in callin here i understand your a fan but i got **** to do pussies to service i can get my male reproductive organ wetting on when im on the phone with you but it kills my boner a bit and it makes my lady friends feel unappreciated i dont want them to feel that way until afterwards when i dont give a **** what she does

so cut it out

7VibratingLa-
ngston

Avatar: 64688 Sun Oct 19 21:42:40 -0400 2008
3

[To Your Scattered -
Raepdogs Go
]

Level 33 Troll

“Permafail”

Charlie Sheen Posted:

look dude i wont tell you again stop ****in callin here i understand your a fan but i got **** to do pussies to service i can get my male reproductive organ wetting on when im on the phone with you but it kills my boner a bit and it makes my lady friends feel unappreciated i dont want them to feel that way until afterwards when i dont give a **** what she does

so cut it out

Wisdom.

Fran

Avatar: 34789 2015-08-06 21:23:09 -0400
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

I wonder who is the bumbling idiot that still has fake currency on this website and actually spends

I bought the turkey. Free E-Peen imo Log in to see images!

Laguna

Avatar: 49898 Sun Dec 28 00:52:49 -0500 2008
6

Level 35 Troll

I LOVE LAGUNA. I ALSO LOVE SUCKING FAT male reproductive organS.

THE TURKEY IS MINE Log in to see images!

SIG-ENABLING-
MOCK-CONGLER

Avatar: 50390 Tue May 26 17:55:44 -0400 2009
16

Level 35 Troll

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHHAAHAHAHAHAH

Fran Posted:

I bought the turkey. Free E-Peen imo Log in to see images!

not exactly free but this **** has made me so damn curious and im NOT getting left out of another peen so i sold some **** to buy the turkey..and i bought it for the camho too. watch it not give a peen tho

Healbot

Avatar: 25938 Wed Oct 22 16:28:36 -0400 2008
7

[The Protected]

Level 49 Troll

“Complete Dipshit”

SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER Posted:

not exactly free but this **** has made me so damn curious and im NOT getting left out of another peen so i sold some **** to buy the turkey..and i bought it for the camho too. watch it not give a peen tho

You impoverished sods and your lack of funds for this cheap turkey.

MOCK-CONGLER-
S ****

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8

[KLAN GORSE POOP]

Level 35 Camwhore

I can't stop staring at Jessica Alba's nips all day ;(((

Healbot Posted:

You impoverished sods and your lack of funds for this cheap turkey.

meh its not like i really play much or care, like some seem to, imo..didnt have to get rid of anyything important to get it, plus i have zero else to spend my flezz on, so why not

Fran

Avatar: 34789 2015-08-06 21:23:09 -0400
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

I wonder who is the bumbling idiot that still has fake currency on this website and actually spends

Turkey is gone.

So what?

King Krimson

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11

[Snobby McSnobbers-
ons
]

Level 69 Troll

A lot fo kewl boiz wer it ok!

THE TURKEY

IT DOES NOTHING

MOCK-CONGLER-
S ****

Avatar: MOCK-CONGLERS BITCH's Avatar
8

[KLAN GORSE POOP]

Level 35 Camwhore

I can't stop staring at Jessica Alba's nips all day ;(((

King Krimson Posted:

THE TURKEY

IT DOES NOTHING

MOCK-CONGLER-
S ****

Avatar: MOCK-CONGLERS BITCH's Avatar
8

[KLAN GORSE POOP]

Level 35 Camwhore

I can't stop staring at Jessica Alba's nips all day ;(((

SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER Posted:

watch it not give a peen tho

got cheaped out Log in to see images!

Johnny Mac

Avatar: 37704 2022-12-12 08:49:44 +0000
66

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 60 Troll

I grant you an bumhole x

MOCK-CONGLERS **** Posted:

got cheaped out Log in to see images!

Sux, hope it gets implemented later.

Johnny Mac edited this message on 11/28/2008 7:25AM

Laguna

Avatar: 49898 Sun Dec 28 00:52:49 -0500 2008
6

Level 35 Troll

I LOVE LAGUNA. I ALSO LOVE SUCKING FAT male reproductive organS.

I doubt there’ll be a peen but it’s not like I’ve got anything else to spend my flezz on – I just like having it Log in to see images!

Wylin

Avatar: 19712 Thu Mar 26 21:15:20 -0400 2009
35

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Causing Jealousy On The Internet On A Daily Basis.

Laguna Posted:

I doubt there’ll be a peen

I agree, you can’t just expect a peen for everything.

quangntenemy

Avatar: 14557 2011-10-31 11:07:55 -0400
59

[WeChall]

Level 69 Troll

:ronpaul: :****ing sucks:

Did I miss something?

Because I checked the shop yesterday no turkey and today neither Log in to see images!

Nicco

MODERATOR
Avatar: 24745 2011-07-31 00:34:23 -0400
51

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

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Laguna Posted:

I doubt there’ll be a peen but it’s not like I’ve got anything else to spend my flezz on – I just like having it Log in to see images!

This.

That turkey looks so delicious. Log in to see images!

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