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Interface DOLPHINS ARE THE GREATEST ****ING THING TO EVER ****ING EXIST YOU male reproductive organCHOMPERS

TeeKayEff

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[Team Shortbus]

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“Problem Child IV”

Full of won this **** before falconfour ruins it further


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FalconFour

Avatar: 69421 Wed Aug 12 05:13:59 -0400 2009
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WHY DO I EVEN HAVE TO EXPLAIN THIS **** TO YOU, ARE YOU THAT ****ING STUPID THAT YOU DONT GET IT? YOU DONT UNDERSTAND THAT FALCONS ARE GREATER THAN EVERY OTHER THING THAT EVER EXISTED ANYWHERE, EVER? IT’S NOT THAT HARD BUT I WILL EXPLAIN IT TO YOU NOmale reproductive organ fabulous personS IN AS MANY WAYS AS NEEDED. IM ****ING SERIOUS. THE INTERNET IS SERIOUS AND IM ON IT. **** YOU. FALCONS RULE. **** YOU. NO REALLY. ****. YOU.

IF X = (EVERYTHING <> FALCONS) THEN

FALCONS > X

END IF.

Q: WHAT ABOUT THIS THING, IS THAT BETTER THAN A FALCON?

A: IS IT A FALCON?

IF YES, THEN YES.

IF NO, THEN NO.

ARE 2 FALCONS BETTER THAN A FALCON?

TRICK QUESTION. ALL FALCONS ARE INFINITY GREAT. INFINITY + INFINITY = INFINITY. THEREFORE 1 IS THE SAME GREAT AS 1,000,000 FALCONS.

PIGEONS?

**** YOU.

EAGLES?

P. COOL BUT NO FALCONS.

FISH?

FOOD.

FALCON woman's genitals?

(OKAY THAT MIGHT BE A LITTLE BIT BETTER, BUT TECHNICALLY SPEAKING, ITS THE SAME)

A GOAT?

**** HIM AND DOUBLE **** YOU.

TWO CARS CRASHING TOGETHER SO HARD THAT THE UNIVERSE SHEDS A SINGLE TEAR AND A UNICORN IS BORN?

**** THAT UNICORN WITH ITS OWN HORN. AND **** YOU.

TRIPLE male reproductive organS?

ONLY GOOD ON FALCONS. **** OFF.

IF YOU RETARDS ARENT SURE YET. ASK ME. NAME ANYTHING AND I WILL EXPLAIN WHY A FALCON IS BETTER.

**** YOU.

**** YOU

FALCONS RULE.

**** YOU.


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learn to ****ing spel

Vuron

Avatar: 4928 2011-07-31 00:39:10 -0400
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[Team Shortbus]

Level 40 Emo Kid

Vile serpent! I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.

TeeKayEff Posted:

Full of won this **** before falconfour ruins it further

If I were a moderator I’d ban Falconfour, delete his posts, delete any mentions of his posts and then move this thread to full of won and sticky it.

It’s just that great of a thread.


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FalconFour

Avatar: 69421 Wed Aug 12 05:13:59 -0400 2009
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Level 35 Troll

Minty Fresh

Vuron Posted:

If I were a moderator I’d ban Falconfour, delete his posts, delete any mentions of his posts and then move this thread to full of won and sticky it.

It’s just that great of a thread.

What’s that? Vuron’s a fabulous person?


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learn to ****ing spel

Patch The Da-
rknut

Avatar: 57089 Sat Jan 10 17:36:45 -0500 2009
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Level 23 Emo Kid

In a sad way Raepdog misses you... Oh gay friend.. oh I love the gays..

Manphin isn’t funny, you guys.

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I ****ing love Tylenol

Fran

Avatar: 34789 2015-08-06 21:23:09 -0400
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[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
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Level 62 Camwhore

I wonder who is the bumbling idiot that still has fake currency on this website and actually spends

PatchTheDarknut Posted:

Manphin isn’t funny, you guys.

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You are 1 person out of 7 billion people on 1 planet out of 8 planets in 1 starsystem out of 100 billion starsystems. You are enormously insignificant.

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quangntenemy

Avatar: 14557 2011-10-31 11:07:55 -0400
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[WeChall]

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:ronpaul: :****ing sucks:

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 Buying a lot of zomg im so fat.xpeg – 500 each 

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FalconFour

Avatar: 69421 Wed Aug 12 05:13:59 -0400 2009
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Level 35 Troll

Minty Fresh

Fran Posted:

FalconFour alt

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edit: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT? Log in to see images! FalconFour edited this message on 11/21/2008 11:00PM


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http://falconfour.com/bumhurt-cinematic
learn to ****ing spel

Patch The Da-
rknut

Avatar: 57089 Sat Jan 10 17:36:45 -0500 2009
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Level 23 Emo Kid

In a sad way Raepdog misses you... Oh gay friend.. oh I love the gays..

Fran Posted:

FalconFour alt

SHUT UP FRAN.

YOU’RE GAYER THAN I AM.

And ew, I’m not falconfour.

And I can prove it with webcams.


I ****ing love Tylenol

Indiana Jonas

Avatar: 13850 2014-12-19 09:36:26 -0500
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[At Least I Never M-
ade A Failure Of A-
Website
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Level 35 Troll

WWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWW WW

its me im falsonfour alt


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NINJA TURTLE COMING SOON
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true story. falconfour wishes he was as popular as me and had a winning forum build called Falcon Love.

but that will never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever happen. ever.

and we all lived happily ever after the end.


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A lot fo kewl boiz wer it ok!

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I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

ANGRY HOBO

Avatar: 49150 Tue Aug 11 01:43:48 -0400 2009
1

Level 28 Emo Kid

lmbo i gave this account and now its full of people :D bye all this game is ****....................

Matt aka falcon four Posted:

(...)stickers all over my PCs, falcon and F-16 posters and pictures on the walls, and a dresser full of F-16 and USAF shirts.(...)I still don’t have a job(...)

plz don’t make fun of Matt, because he could not get a job has a pizza delivery boy

FalCoN

Avatar: 10741 2010-01-24 16:21:30 -0500
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[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

I NEVER LEFT FORUMWARZ

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I think that this is in fact more awesome than infinite awesomeness (ask Stephen Hawking how this is possible… )

FalCoN edited this message on 11/22/2008 7:27AM

ANGRY HOBO

Avatar: 49150 Tue Aug 11 01:43:48 -0400 2009
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Level 28 Emo Kid

lmbo i gave this account and now its full of people :D bye all this game is ****....................

FalconFour Posted:

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sinfonia its your hacker alt

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ANGRY HOBO

Avatar: 49150 Tue Aug 11 01:43:48 -0400 2009
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Level 28 Emo Kid

lmbo i gave this account and now its full of people :D bye all this game is ****....................

lol pwnt

SIG-ENABLING-
MOCK-CONGLER

Avatar: 50390 Tue May 26 17:55:44 -0400 2009
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Level 35 Troll

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHHAAHAHAHAHAH

Manphin Posted:

WHY DO I EVEN HAVE TO EXPLAIN THIS **** TO YOU, ARE YOU THAT ****ING STUPID THAT YOU DONT GET IT? YOU DONT UNDERSTAND THAT DOLPHINS ARE GREATER THAN EVERY OTHER THING THAT EVER EXISTED ANYWHERE, EVER? IT’S NOT THAT HARD BUT I WILL EXPLAIN IT TO YOU NOmale reproductive organ fabulous personS IN AS MANY WAYS AS NEEDED. IM ****ING SERIOUS. THE INTERNET IS SERIOUS AND IM ON IT. **** YOU. DOLPHINS RULE. **** YOU. NO REALLY. ****. YOU.

IF X = (EVERYTHING <> DOLPHINS) THEN

DOLPHINS > X

END IF.

Q: WHAT ABOUT THIS THING, IS THAT BETTER THAN A DOLPHIN?

A: IS IT A DOLPHIN?

IF YES, THEN YES.

IF NO, THEN NO.

ARE 2 DOLPHINS BETTER THAN A DOLPHIN?

TRICK QUESTION. ALL DOLPHINS ARE INFINITY GREAT. INFINITY + INFINITY = INFINITY. THEREFORE 1 IS THE SAME GREAT AS 1,000,000 DOLPHINS.

SHARKS?

**** YOU.

WHALES?

P. COOL BUT NO DOLPHINS.

FISH?

FOOD.

DOLPHIN woman's genitals?

(OKAY THAT MIGHT BE A LITTLE BIT BETTER, BUT TECHNICALLY SPEAKING, ITS THE SAME)

A GOAT?

**** HIM AND DOUBLE **** YOU.

TWO CARS CRASHING TOGETHER SO HARD THAT THE UNIVERSE SHEDS A SINGLE TEAR AND A UNICORN IS BORN?

**** THAT UNICORN WITH ITS OWN HORN. AND **** YOU.

TRIPLE male reproductive organS?

ONLY GOOD ON DOLPHINS. **** OFF.

IF YOU RETARDS ARENT SURE YET. ASK ME. NAME ANYTHING AND I WILL EXPLAIN WHY A DOLPHIN IS BETTER.

**** YOU.

**** YOU

DOLPHINS RULE.

**** YOU.

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MOCK-CONGLER

Avatar: 50390 Tue May 26 17:55:44 -0400 2009
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHHAAHAHAHAHAH

p.s.

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MOCK-CONGLER

Avatar: 50390 Tue May 26 17:55:44 -0400 2009
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHHAAHAHAHAHAH

p.p.s.

Angry hobo Posted:

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I MADE FILgreat timesfabulous person ELEPHANT LOL


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ANGRY HOBO

Avatar: 49150 Tue Aug 11 01:43:48 -0400 2009
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Level 28 Emo Kid

lmbo i gave this account and now its full of people :D bye all this game is ****....................

FalconFour Posted:

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sinfonia its your hacker alt

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