Manphin Posted:
WHY DO I EVEN HAVE TO EXPLAIN THIS **** TO YOU, ARE YOU THAT ****ING STUPID THAT YOU DONT GET IT? YOU DONT UNDERSTAND THAT DOLPHINS ARE GREATER THAN EVERY OTHER THING THAT EVER EXISTED ANYWHERE, EVER? IT’S NOT THAT HARD BUT I WILL EXPLAIN IT TO YOU NOmale reproductive organ fabulous personS IN AS MANY WAYS AS NEEDED. IM ****ING SERIOUS. THE INTERNET IS SERIOUS AND IM ON IT. **** YOU. DOLPHINS RULE. **** YOU. NO REALLY. ****. YOU.
IF X = (EVERYTHING <> DOLPHINS) THEN
DOLPHINS > X
END IF.
Q: WHAT ABOUT THIS THING, IS THAT BETTER THAN A DOLPHIN?
A: IS IT A DOLPHIN?
IF YES, THEN YES.
IF NO, THEN NO.
ARE 2 DOLPHINS BETTER THAN A DOLPHIN?
TRICK QUESTION. ALL DOLPHINS ARE INFINITY GREAT. INFINITY + INFINITY = INFINITY. THEREFORE 1 IS THE SAME GREAT AS 1,000,000 DOLPHINS.
SHARKS?
**** YOU.
WHALES?
P. COOL BUT NO DOLPHINS.
FISH?
FOOD.
DOLPHIN woman's genitals?
(OKAY THAT MIGHT BE A LITTLE BIT BETTER, BUT TECHNICALLY SPEAKING, ITS THE SAME)
A GOAT?
**** HIM AND DOUBLE **** YOU.
TWO CARS CRASHING TOGETHER SO HARD THAT THE UNIVERSE SHEDS A SINGLE TEAR AND A UNICORN IS BORN?
**** THAT UNICORN WITH ITS OWN HORN. AND **** YOU.
TRIPLE male reproductive organS?
ONLY GOOD ON DOLPHINS. **** OFF.
IF YOU RETARDS ARENT SURE YET. ASK ME. NAME ANYTHING AND I WILL EXPLAIN WHY A DOLPHIN IS BETTER.
**** YOU.
**** YOU
DOLPHINS RULE.
**** YOU.
tl;dr
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