I’m going to attempt to 1 hit the boss thread of the final forum >.> This is probably impossible. But I’ve respec’d so that points only went towards my hacker skills (to get avtr, the best hacker skill so far) and the entire rest have gone to offense. I bought 2 more beast0r cablez (already had one, and I have the other +15 off/def item that doesn’t have the luck bonus), so that’s my 4 hacker equips giving me 60 offense on top of which I have. Optimized the rest of the equipment I have towards strength (I don’t have all .moar files, so there are probably better ones for this), and at level 30, I have a total of 118 offense right now. with 2 left-over points, and 5*5 points for the next 5 levels (I’ve heard 35 is the new cap), that should give me 9 more offense points. Level 35, 127 offense. Can has one-hit on boss thread? Will update when I get there (I’m bumuming this was already thought of by the devs, but hey, we’ll see Log in to see images!

It probably will have to be two shot. With my current build my highest attack was around 4000. I will try also when I get additional moar files.

I don’t think it is possible either, but I… I don’t know, someone else can give me a reason why.

So, is the Boss Thread different after you beat the game? I ‘died’ on my run through Geronimo, but still ‘beat’ the game. Which kind of annoyed me, because I uberstacked up on consumables, eager to finish Episode 2, but was till working through a combo-run.

Is it possible to actually beat Geronimo for the purposes of a combo-run, or is this the current ‘Holy Grail’ on FWZ?

Acid Flux Posted:

So, is the Boss Thread different after you beat the game? I ‘died’ on my run through Geronimo, but still ‘beat’ the game. Which kind of annoyed me, because I uberstacked up on consumables, eager to finish Episode 2, but was till working through a combo-run.

Is it possible to actually beat Geronimo for the purposes of a combo-run, or is this the current ‘Holy Grail’ on FWZ?

The difference after you beat the game is that when you get to the boss thread, they let you try to attack. However, the attacks do 99999, and I’ve yet to actually get a miss from them. Only fought it a few times, though. I would think that since you die, it’s not recorded as pwning a forum, don’t really know though.

I “think” emo kids might be able to do it. If you can get a decent amount of offense off of .moar files, put everything into whino, 1 into life after death, and rest into offense, let the thread before the boss thread hit you down to around 20hp or so, it “might” be able to happen. Oh and have around 800 ego.

Crinkz Posted:

I “think” emo kids might be able to do it. If you can get a decent amount of offense off of .moar files, put everything into whino, 1 into life after death, and rest into offense, let the thread before the boss thread hit you down to around 20hp or so, it “might” be able to happen. Oh and have around 800 ego.

You do more damage if your max ego is higher, since 20/1500 (say) is much smaller than 20/800. Don’t know whether you’d be better off spending points in ego or in offense though.

Sounds interesting but I have a feeling that they’ll make it harder anyway like what they did before because you are not supposed to pwn it.

Shallow Esophagus, now revealed as a Sentrillion employee, has offered you a lucrative mission: Help take down his rival search company, Geronimo!

It’s balls-to-the-wall time now. Get ye to the Geronimo! Official Forums and start pwning away. Or are you scared?

Update!

Oops! Looks like you’re far too dead to defeat this forum at this time. Maybe you should come back when Episode 3 is ready!

(No, really, you should.)

Also, this whole situation bring up the saddest thing in Ep 2 – the fact that the Up-Suck ability didin’t work when I tried to use it on Geronimo to drain my ego. Log in to see images!