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CLYDE

Avatar: 68330 Mon Oct 20 12:55:13 -0400 2008
7.61"

[RAGING RAIDERS]

Level 30 Permanoob

BLINKY, INKY AND PINKY ARE DINKIES

EmSee Hambanner Posted:

hai guyz whats going on in this thread?

Lavel 8 an thatz all u gut?? WoW.. git a reeul job an off the intarnetz!
Posted On: 11/05/2008 4:46PM
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SuperHappyFu-
nKitty

Avatar: 26050 Sat Oct 18 22:48:59 -0400 2008
11.24"
15

[ONE HUNDRED PERCEN-
T ACTION KLAN]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

7.18” when soft.

When erect:

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Posted On: 11/05/2008 4:46PM
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gigerth

Avatar: 30869 Fri Jun 26 22:33:49 -0400 2009
7.69"
2

[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Troll

i was jealous so i changed his title

uh
Posted On: 11/05/2008 4:46PM
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King Krimson

Avatar: King Krimson's Avatar
12.92"
11

[Snobby McSnobbers-
ons]

Level 69 Troll

A lot fo kewl boiz wer it ok!

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Posted On: 11/05/2008 4:48PM
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Johnny Mac

Avatar: 37704 2022-12-12 08:49:44 +0000
36.53"
66

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 60 Troll

I grant you an bumhole x

SuperHappyFunKitty Posted:

7.18” when soft.

When erect:

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Christ what are those red spots?
Posted On: 11/05/2008 4:50PM
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Bling Fling

Avatar: Bling Fling's Avatar
15.16"
21

Level 35 Camwhore

“Legs Wide Open”

How do people even get it below 6?
Posted On: 11/05/2008 4:51PM
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aSh-gangSTA--
685

Avatar: 23493 2011-10-31 20:46:14 -0400
29.24"
26

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On]

Level 60 Emo Kid

The Delightfully Chaotic

Almost as long as IRL…
Posted On: 11/05/2008 4:52PM
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EmSee Hamban-
ner

Avatar: 77011 Mon Dec 29 10:38:43 -0500 2008
9.69"
10

[TribeGirl]

Level 59 Permanoob

halp et fix this ssoon thx

Bling Fling Posted:

How do people even get it below 6?

its cold where i am

and it wud be smaller but i on accident had a big day
Posted On: 11/05/2008 4:55PM
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King Krimson

Avatar: King Krimson's Avatar
12.92"
11

[Snobby McSnobbers-
ons]

Level 69 Troll

A lot fo kewl boiz wer it ok!

So, when will it be revealed what peens are worth what length?
Posted On: 11/05/2008 4:56PM
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Evil Trout

MODERATOR
Avatar: 35 2023-04-24 23:24:10 +0000
10.45"

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 21 Hacker

I'm just out to get milk, I'll be back in 2053!

A lot of E-Peen are about to grow — I am removing inactive players from the calculation.
Posted On: 11/05/2008 4:58PM
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bloodorgy

Avatar: Rocker Chick
3.93"

Level 20 Camwhore

“Playground Pin-Up”

well, since I have but a clitoris…
Posted On: 11/05/2008 4:59PM
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SG94

Avatar: 53266 2011-07-31 00:43:01 -0400
14.23"
20

[SG Inc]

Level 35 Troll

The most anal, compulsive tattle tale on this site, mess with me and meet the ban axe ****

Evil Trout Posted:

A lot of E-Peen are about to grow — I am removing inactive players from the calculation.

You’re removing PD, right? That’s probably a good idea anyway.
Posted On: 11/05/2008 4:59PM
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Nicco

MODERATOR
Avatar: 24745 2011-07-31 00:34:23 -0400
29.59"
51

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

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Evil Trout Posted:

A lot of E-Peen are about to grow — I am removing inactive players from the calculation.

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btw your male reproductive organ is small dawg
Posted On: 11/05/2008 5:00PM
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Balloon

Avatar: Balloon's Avatar
17.36"
28

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

Inflate my ovaries until they pop out of me and float away

8.12, but it’ll grow soon, I’m getting consecutive forums pwned down.
Posted On: 11/05/2008 5:02PM
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Ricket

MODERATOR
Avatar: 4300 2011-11-01 00:56:47 -0400
39.68"
100

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission]

Level 69 Troll

Good poster, upvoted. Also loves juicy balls (no homo).

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Posted On: 11/05/2008 5:03PM
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Balloon

Avatar: Balloon's Avatar
17.36"
28

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

Inflate my ovaries until they pop out of me and float away

So can we have the number of e-peen in parenthesis after the size. Or is pointless now?
Posted On: 11/05/2008 5:05PM
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BobTheSqueak-
yWeasel

Avatar: 63475 2010-04-01 02:14:05 -0400
17.52"
26

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

One thing that’s been bugging me:

We should be able to see a player’s e-Peen size in their profile. Especially with the new system, there’s no way (at least that I’ve found through my limited searching) to see somebody’s size unless they post on Flamebate or something. Counting the colorful little e-Peen logos no longer suffices.

“Here are my hobbies and interests, and here is the SIZE OF MY male reproductive organ.” Just saying.
Posted On: 11/05/2008 5:09PM
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MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
29.57"
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Balloon Posted:

So can we have the number of e-peen in parenthesis after the size. Or is pointless now?

Since each peen is weighted, it’s pointless to get an aggregate number. Although I suppose we can keep maintaining the wiki page if we want.
Posted On: 11/05/2008 5:11PM
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CHANANDLER B-
ONG

Avatar: 80870 Fri Feb 20 10:39:15 -0500 2009
12.13"
10

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Emotionally Stable”

Oh for god’s sake, this isn’t funny!
Posted On: 11/05/2008 5:14PM
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mooseknuckle

Avatar: Chugging Beer
7.25"
6

Level 32 Troll

“Permafail”

BINGEBOT 2015 Posted:

There should be a girth measure as well.. it’s not all about length people! Log in to see images!

If we’re gonna have more “realistic” e-peen girth should def. be included
Posted On: 11/05/2008 5:16PM
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