One thing that’s been bugging me:

We should be able to see a player’s e-Peen size in their profile. Especially with the new system, there’s no way (at least that I’ve found through my limited searching) to see somebody’s size unless they post on Flamebate or something. Counting the colorful little e-Peen logos no longer suffices.

“Here are my hobbies and interests, and here is the SIZE OF MY male reproductive organ.” Just saying.