Okay, the following 10 Obama voters won free access to Episode 2:

Grilox

mercastan

Somedudeinadress

Banana J

Wiki

AIDSFACE34

cujo117

TheSwiftSnail

jagermeister

SoySkittySauce

Enjoy it guys!

Curse you Evil Trout! Curse you good.

I did 4 jobs that were 4 points each. I didn’t get double points for any of them.

Obama lied to me. Log in to see images!

Sindeee Posted:

I did 4 jobs that were 4 points each. I didn’t get double points for any of them.

Obama lied to me. Log in to see images!

Methinks those jobs were 2 points each and each job is doubled in the listings. Would make the 3-pointers hard to explain, though…

EDIT: Dammit, MC, you sniped me!

TJF588 edited this message on 11/05/2008 2:54PM

Thanks to my enthusiasm for Obama, I didn’t prepare myself as I should have for a job, and since I am currently consecutive-visiting, my lack of expedience in a forum I might’ve been able to pwn in time forced me to quit my job. In my rut, I signed on for a job that turned out to me much easier than my white mind was led to believe from the last endeavor, which further saddened me, since I feel I could have, if and/or esp. with proper equipings, gotten a full-on 4 points rather than the 2 I settled for.

Thank you, Obama, for working me into such a frenzy that I failed at proving myself in the workforce. It’s more than I’ve gotten IRL, but still enough to cause Troll-Emo hybridity. I did get some medalage in Domination, though, so somehow, this all works out… ****ING ANTI-CHRIST! *aims rifle*

****ing amazing. 16 visits and a peen. Log in to see images!

I voted for obama, why didn’t I get an e-peen Log in to see images!

Barack Obama Posted:

I’d like to thank my male reproductive organ for this victory.

Do you know what it feels like to sit around a board room with a bunch of white folk, knowing that I have the biggest male reproductive organ in the room? It feels ****ing awesome.

Some of my harshest critics pointed out that one of my election promises wasn’t quite clear. I said I’d tax the richest active accounts by 25% and give it to the poorest accounts.

But who are the richest active accounts? Also, who are the poorest active accounts?

Frankly, I’m amazed you elected someone with such an unclear and obviously unthoughtful policy.

Here’s how it worked out:

– I have taxed the top 50 active players with the most flezz by 25%

– I have given it to the top 2 active players with the smallest balance. That is currently me and my opponent, John McCain, since we have a balances of 0 and are currently the most active players with no flezz.

Additionally, I have arranged for everyone who voted for me to get an E-Peen™! Congrats!

Finally, job points on the job board are double what they normally are until tomorrow at 12:30PM EST.

Thanks again, and welcome to your new era of Socialism!

Heres a surprise! We let re-res vote and the politicians walk off with the money.

epic epic epic troll

I’ll be seeing obama around later i guess

Barack Obama Posted:

– Since I am a socialist, I will tax the richest active Forumwarz accounts by 25% and spread it amongst the poorest active accounts.

This is very unsocialist (and Marx would possibly spit on you if he could read this) as the top flezz players on the leaderboard do not have the means of production in hands. They are in fact just like everyone that appears in the leaderboards honest visitingclbum characters. Worse, you are actually attacking true visitingclbum heroes who set an example for the rest of the players in this game with endless opportunities that you can get rich in this game with hard work without cheating.

I say we we actually tax the people who DO have the means of production! I say we tax CZ!

let’s say that we distribute 25% of the flezz that all the BP that have been sold by CZ so far among all active visitingclbum players!

EDIT: PS: I didn’t get my epeen