Evil Trout Posted:

As you know, today we are hosting a presidential election.

I am happy to present the two candidates and their official campaign promises. You are allowed to vote for one candidate using the poll feature at the top. Tomorrow, when the Election is over (hopefully! let’s not repeat the 2000 Florida incident!) the winner will be chosen and will be forced to stick to their promises.

Here, see? The “as you know” implies that it’s something which has been known about in advance. This is true for the American election, but not the Forumwarz one. So the voter is predisposed to think about their IRL choice.

This predisposition affects not only the age-addled brains in Florida, but the re-re brains of everyone here. And before you get all huffy on me saying you’re not a re-re: Everyone here started as a re-re, and no matter what you evolved to, you still have re-re traits (Bash Keyboard with Helmet, Drool on Keyboard) to prove it.

ET, don’t go giving out the awards for this election anytime soon. Because I plan to take this case to the Forumwarz Supreme Court. Whoever they may be. (Randy, Paula, and Simon?)