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Post ITT every time you tell a kid Santa's Fake
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I handed out pamphlets at the mall, illustrated
Then did a shift on megaphone in the parking lot. FUK YEA
I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER
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| Posted On: 12/17/2007 2:25AM |
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Santa is real! Log in to see images! Join Team AWESOME (only awesome people need apply) |
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| Posted On: 12/17/2007 4:24AM |
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no he’s not wtf r u talking about. thats just some ****ing lie parents tell their kids to control them by bribing them with gifts. a bleak and raveged raven perches upon my shattered soul the peices will not unite i am broken forevermore |
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| Posted On: 12/17/2007 6:26AM |
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umm no he is real…
the “north pole” tastes like candy canes.. i know this firsthand. Log in to see images! Join Team AWESOME (only awesome people need apply) |
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| Posted On: 12/17/2007 8:27AM |
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**** santa i choose loggic Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Log in to see images! 2krew2furous |
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| Posted On: 12/17/2007 2:40PM |
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Santa’s just a ****ing urban legend, like Bigfoot and UFOs. I squash conspiracy theories as a hobby, and this one’s easy. See, I happen to get my gas pumped by a guy who lived at the North Pole for eight months twelve years ago. He found Santa’s Workshop and went inside, where he saw this ****ing artist sitting at a desk. He asked the artist where Santa was, and the artist looked up and said, “Ha! There is no Santa Claus! The joke’s on you!” Then he gave him a T-shirt:
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You remind me of the unicorn there, getting bum-****ed by a cactus and enjoying it. Luzer.
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| Posted On: 12/17/2007 3:07PM |
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it’s funnier to tell them that santa’s dead
pwne’d Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 12/18/2007 2:59PM |
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n00b65 Posted:
Yeah I put god in the lower case. Deal with it. |
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| Posted On: 12/19/2007 5:40AM |
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obviously this means that bigfoot could beat up god in a fight. Log in to see images! Join Team AWESOME (only awesome people need apply) |
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| Posted On: 12/23/2007 3:50PM |
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i’m not doing this Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 01/02/2008 2:53PM |
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I told a kid that Santa raped his mom. It was actually just me dressed in a santa suit but whatev. Log in to see images! Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 01/04/2008 3:53PM |
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how could you not belive in god!!!!!!!! i have proof that god is real!!!!!!!! did you ever notice how perfect evrything is? thats because god is real! if you dont beleve in god your going to heck why do you want to go to heck!?!? Log in to see images! DARK ANGEL Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 01/04/2008 10:31PM |
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Zonhin Posted:
We don’t believe in god, therefore we don’t believe in ‘heck’, therefore we’re not going to ‘heck’. The world doesn’t run by the rules of a book written people people who kept slaves, bought wives and thought the earth was flat.
santa had better be real, he owes me forty bucks
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| Posted On: 01/14/2008 4:23AM |
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