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MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

... to the year 1973, when Schoolhouse Rock made its first appearance on Saturday morning TV.

Teaching history, science, math, etc. through music, and using animated cartoons, helped Schoolhouse Rock teach a generation of children valuable lessons, such as the preamble to the constitution and how to multiply.

And grammar. Let’s not forget grammar.

Little did they know then, that one of their lessons would soon be seen by — well, us — as an advertisment for child pornography.

I present to you: Schoolhouse Rock’s song about adverbs:


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Fran

Avatar: 34789 2015-08-06 21:23:09 -0400
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

I wonder who is the bumbling idiot that still has fake currency on this website and actually spends

What.

Why should I go back to a year I wasn’t born yet ?__?

Fran edited this message on 09/19/2008 5:21PM

You are 1 person out of 7 billion people on 1 planet out of 8 planets in 1 starsystem out of 100 billion starsystems. You are enormously insignificant.

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Robert James-
Fischer

Avatar: 43618 Wed Jul 08 18:15:24 -0400 2009
30

Level 35 Troll

World Chess Champion

Noob is VERY. ****ING. OLD., yet still not older than McCain (hanging out on liberal sites too much sorry)


Fran

Avatar: 34789 2015-08-06 21:23:09 -0400
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

I wonder who is the bumbling idiot that still has fake currency on this website and actually spends

male reproductive organ Liquor Posted:

Noob is VERY. ****ING. OLD., yet still not older than McCain (hanging out on liberal sites too much sorry)

Is it ever possible to be older then McCain?

I was used to believe it’s possible until brazilian comedian Dercy Gonçalves died at 102 this year.


You are 1 person out of 7 billion people on 1 planet out of 8 planets in 1 starsystem out of 100 billion starsystems. You are enormously insignificant.

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I AM The SKA-
BOSS

Avatar: 42627 Wed Oct 15 19:08:31 -0400 2008
10

[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 28 Troll

“Gaping Asshole”

Conjunction Junction, what your Function? Oh man, I remember they had them on like PBS or ABC or something in the early 90’s. Thank you Banhammer.

twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
15

[fine upstanding member of society]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

School House Rock Rules


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Orb

Avatar: 33233 Tue Oct 21 12:46:08 -0400 2008
20

[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

I’ve had this song stuck in my head for most of my life

Which explains my psychological state

Fran

Avatar: 34789 2015-08-06 21:23:09 -0400
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

I wonder who is the bumbling idiot that still has fake currency on this website and actually spends

Orb Posted:

I’ve had this song stuck in my head for most of my life

Which explains my psychological state

That explains why you’re a robot?

Cool.

Good thing I didn’t open that then.

BANHAMMER IS TRYING TO TURN US ALL INTO ROBOTS WTF


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Orb

Avatar: 33233 Tue Oct 21 12:46:08 -0400 2008
20

[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

Fran Posted:

That explains why you’re a robot?

Cool.

Good thing I didn’t open that then.

BANHAMMER IS TRYING TO TURN US ALL INTO ROBOTS WTF

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Fran

Avatar: 34789 2015-08-06 21:23:09 -0400
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

I wonder who is the bumbling idiot that still has fake currency on this website and actually spends

Saw so many robots today it wasn’t funny Log in to see images!


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King Krimson

Avatar: King Krimson's Avatar
11

[Snobby McSnobbers-
ons
]

Level 69 Troll

A lot fo kewl boiz wer it ok!

Fran Posted:

What.

Why should I go back to a year I wasn’t born yet ?__?

That’s just the way Banhammer roles.

He just posted a song about ‘lolly’ and then offered to take you back in time. You should be very, very worried right now.

Especially if he’s still infatuated with you.

King Krimson edited this message on 09/19/2008 5:38PM

I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Fran

Avatar: 34789 2015-08-06 21:23:09 -0400
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

I wonder who is the bumbling idiot that still has fake currency on this website and actually spends

King Krimson Posted:

That’s just the way Banhammer roles.

He just posted a song about ‘lolly’ and then offered to take you back in time. You should be very, very worried right now.

Especially if he’s still infatuated with you.

Well I am past that. I’m now a decent whore who’s going to be married and have little retard forumwarz-playing babies.

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BigSloppy****

Avatar: Ron Paul

[bumSUPMYbum]

Level 7 Troll

“Jerk Chicken”

oh holy mother of god you are all ****ing very special I can’t even… just.. God just shut up god damn you are all so stupid jesus. .jsut… aaa… ****ing,.. **** YOU


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I actually have to agree with you there, incitfabulous person or no.


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BigSloppy****

Avatar: Ron Paul

[bumSUPMYbum]

Level 7 Troll

“Jerk Chicken”

whatd you call me ****


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Veer

Avatar: 2059 Thu Nov 13 08:18:14 -0500 2008
6

[Team Shortbus]

Level 32 Troll

my only complaint is that you people are happy

sage


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Fran

Avatar: 34789 2015-08-06 21:23:09 -0400
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

I wonder who is the bumbling idiot that still has fake currency on this website and actually spends

BigSloppy**** Posted:

whatd you call me ****

I said shut the **** up

Don’t ever talk with me until you can be mildly funny


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Catt although

MODERATOR
Avatar: 46806 2022-11-29 03:06:42 +0000
118

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Last Catt Standing

Adverbs was always my favorite, even though Conjunctions and “Just a Bill” got all the publicity. The stage show was pretty good too.


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Not_iRAWR

Avatar: Chugging Beer

Level 4 Troll

“Slightly Unpleasant Individual”

BigSloppy**** Posted:

whatd you call me ****

I AM NOT HIM.

PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY THAT I AM NOT HIM.


BAN BIGSLOPPY****!

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Bauzer

Avatar: 14338 Sat Jan 03 15:31:28 -0500 2009
8

Level 36 Emo Kid

lol @ this

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