MC Banhammer Posted:

As you know Episode 2 is currently undergoing testing. Testers are posting their thoughts. I thought I’d share some reviews of Episode 2 with you here. Of course, I’ve had to edit a bit.

Posted in Whiny ****es so ET doesn’t ban me.

“this much stuff: exotic production design, imaginative characters”

“fantastic”

“complete with a thematic resonance and a reliance on strong personalities interacting to drive the events forward.”

“The special effects are remarkable”

“The magic has definitely been recaptured.”

“is far from perfect, but when it clicks, it revives the old spirit that made a generation become so obsessed with all things Star Wars in the first place.”

Source: http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/star_wars_episode_ii_attack_of_the_clones/#contentReviews</spa> >

birdofprey Posted:

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Fran Posted:

hey Banhammer, what’s the best feature of EP2 so far?

Oh, the best feature is probably the new “Frangina” camwhore attack.

Expected Rick Astley/10

1338h4x Posted:

Expected Rick Astley/10

Oh good point. I should clarify in the thread title. Thx.