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This is quite possibly the most ****ed-up flash game I have ever seen (NSFW)
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The C Word, a game about true love!
Let’s review the highlights.
– You’re a male reproductive organ. No, seriously. You play as a disembodied male reproductive organ that shoots globs of what I bumume is jizz. You can get upgrades to shoot rapid-fire jizz, ****, or turn into a giant solid pork-sword and stab the crap out of enemies.
– The ‘arena’ starts off fairly clean. Eventually it is full of blood, ****, ****, and whatever the christ the blue, green and purple fluids are. No seriously, what the **** are they?
– Two direct quotes from the instructions: “Shooting woman's genitalsl openings will cause woman's genitals damage.” “Shaking the mouse will get bugs off your balls.”
– The music. It’s this cheesy little song which puts one in mind of a quiet, romantic night in some sort of island paradise.
– WHY. DOES. THE. FINAL. FORM. SHOOT. DEAD. BABIES. OUT. OF. ITS. woman's genitals. O__O
Here’s the first form, by the way:
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| Posted On: 08/14/2008 11:21AM |
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this new newgrounds layout is awful. you can’t read the game page while you play, and it doesn’t let me scroll down to see the bottom of the game.
edit – oh cool, it lets you choose to play it in a popup. nvm BirdofPrey edited this message on 08/14/2008 11:27AMLog in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 08/14/2008 11:25AM |
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BirdofPrey Posted:
There’s an option to play it as a pop-up, but for soem reason it’s kicking up a stupid ‘don’t link directly to this site’ message. Stupid Newgrounds. Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 08/14/2008 11:27AM |
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Wow. That is incredibly ****ed up. I beat the first woman's genitals and then decided I couldn’t take it anymore. |
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| Posted On: 08/14/2008 11:27AM |
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Evil Trout Posted:
Same here.
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| Posted On: 08/14/2008 12:03PM |
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Is it supposed to be high art I wonder? |
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| Posted On: 08/14/2008 12:12PM |
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I think it’s a metaphor
But for what, I cant imagine. |
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| Posted On: 08/14/2008 12:14PM |
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Evil Trout Posted:
Nicco Posted:
You guys didn’t even get up to the part where it starts filling the entire bottom half of the screen with **** and blood Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 08/14/2008 12:22PM |
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Not so gross. I’m on phase 3. You are 1 person out of 7 billion people on 1 planet out of 8 planets in 1 starsystem out of 100 billion starsystems. You are enormously insignificant.
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| Posted On: 08/14/2008 12:28PM |
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Evil Trout Posted:
Yeah, I saw this a little earlier in the morning and did about the same thing. I also thought it was kind of boring as a game. Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 08/14/2008 12:31PM |
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Menopause phase is damn annoying. damn fluids. You are 1 person out of 7 billion people on 1 planet out of 8 planets in 1 starsystem out of 100 billion starsystems. You are enormously insignificant.
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| Posted On: 08/14/2008 12:34PM |
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I got to phase 4 and died from Genital Warts Gonorrhea Crabs Syphilis apparently. FAT!!! |
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| Posted On: 08/14/2008 12:36PM |
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Stopped on Fistula. Goddamn my finger hurts.
Not hard. And I don’t think it’s really gross since I have to deal with periods every month Log in to see images! You are 1 person out of 7 billion people on 1 planet out of 8 planets in 1 starsystem out of 100 billion starsystems. You are enormously insignificant.
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| Posted On: 08/14/2008 12:38PM |
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fistula took me out
I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER
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| Posted On: 08/14/2008 12:39PM |
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Pickled male reproductive organbum...
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Fran Posted:
Personally I thought all those missile sperm-like things were the worst, they hurt like **** and take a fair beating. |
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| Posted On: 08/14/2008 12:39PM |
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You didn’t get your ULTIMATE REWARD for beating the game! Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 08/14/2008 11:57PM |
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Pickled male reproductive organbum Posted:
That. Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 08/15/2008 12:35AM |
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I 1 IT IN LIEK 10 SECONDS IT WAS SO EASY
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| Posted On: 08/15/2008 12:47AM |
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I beat the game, it said I had
Genital Warts Gonorrhea Syphilis Herpes AIDS
Takes ****ing forever to kill each form, but losing is near impossible due to how many health pickups they give you.
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| Posted On: 08/15/2008 1:11AM |
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this game is the 3rd most ****ed up thing i have ever seen, i got to stage 6, then it all just went… Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 08/26/2008 4:43PM |
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