The C Word, a game about true love!

Let’s review the highlights.

– You’re a male reproductive organ. No, seriously. You play as a disembodied male reproductive organ that shoots globs of what I bumume is jizz. You can get upgrades to shoot rapid-fire jizz, ****, or turn into a giant solid pork-sword and stab the crap out of enemies.

– The ‘arena’ starts off fairly clean. Eventually it is full of blood, ****, ****, and whatever the christ the blue, green and purple fluids are. No seriously, what the **** are they?

– Two direct quotes from the instructions: “Shooting woman's genitalsl openings will cause woman's genitals damage.” “Shaking the mouse will get bugs off your balls.”

– The music. It’s this cheesy little song which puts one in mind of a quiet, romantic night in some sort of island paradise.

– WHY. DOES. THE. FINAL. FORM. SHOOT. DEAD. BABIES. OUT. OF. ITS. woman's genitals. O__O

Here’s the first form, by the way:

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