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Chapter Two: Sleepover of Suprises part 1

One day Samus and Ridley and her frends Ted, Mandy, Robbie, 111SAMUSRIDLEY4EVA2006, Helen, and Tio Juan were at a sleepover. Samus’s parents were off on a business trip and wern’t at home so they could do whatever “What should we do now?” Samus quized her friends.

“I know!” declared Ted lets play truth or dare!

“True dat!” Samus and co said.

“I dont know how to play” confessed Tio Juan.

“Tio Juannnnn” everyone groaned. Then they laughed really loud “HAHAHA” except 111SAMUSRIDLEY4EVA2006 who was too cool to laugh.

“Its real easy said Helen who had been Tio Juan’s neighbor and best friend since kindergarten. Helen and Tio Jaun secretly like each other but were always too afraid to tell each other their true felonies. “all you have to do is to take turns and ask truth or dare and then the person will choose one and you have to choose a question for them that they have to answer no matter what and if they choose dare then you choose a dare that they have to do and its really funny!” explained Helen.

“A-OK” declared Tio Juan. Everyone sheered!

How about Samus goes goes first” Risley proposed slyly.”

“oh brother!” Samus groaned “Looks like I’m outta damn luck” Samus conceedesd.

“Truth or Dare” Ridley smiled like a bear.

“Truth”

“Riddle me this,” riddled Ridley. “Have you ever stolened something?”

All eyes turned to Samus as she fiddled with her fingers.

“Well… ther was this one time…”

“Go on” Ridley meniachley stated.

“Well… I was at Keaton’s general store… and there was this Green Day CD I wanted… And I didn’t have enough money… so… well…” Samus was embarbumed

“HAHAHAHA” Ridley expressed himself really loud!

“Mmmmm” 111SAMUSRIDLEY4EVA2006 sighed roolen her eyes. “You and your petty crimes… especially for such a sellout band…”

“Wow, you’re sooo angsty” noticed Ted.

“Ugghhh,” 111SAMUSRIDLEY4EVA2006 moaned and went back to filing her nails with a nail filer. Everyone laughed really loud “HAHAHA” except 111SAMUSRIDLEY4EVA2006 who the joke was directed at.

“Okokokokokokok I think it’s Ted’s turn.”

“Whatthewellokcoolwhateveo” Ted cooly replied with a snap. Everyone rolled their eyes and giggled except for 111SAMUSRIDLEY4EVA2006 who was too busy listening to “My Chemical Romance” on her iPod Nano.

“What do you choose?” everyone wondered?

“Dare!” Ted D-snapped.

“Well then, mr. Snappy. Let’s see you snap at this one” was Samu’s clever remark. Everyone laughed except for 111SAMUSRIDLEY4EVA2006 who couldn’t hear because her iPod was too loud. “Were going, to spin a bottle and you have to kiss whoever the bottle lands on!

“Oh nooooo” Ted lameted “But what if its Tio Jaun?”

“Well you have to do anyway because thats the rules of the game!” Samus affirmed.

“I have a bottle” Mandy made known to the people.

The bottle spun around and arunod and arundo until it finally landed on 111SAMUSRIDLEY4EVA2006.

“Looks like I have to kiss 111SAMUSRIDLEY4EVA2006!” Ted announced

“Ugh… very well…” 111SAMUSRIDLEY4EVA2006 angstily agreed to. “But this is only for this stupid game. You never have, or ever will have a chance with me.”

“Yeah, ok” Ted mentioned and he sneakily stalked over to 111SAMUSRIDLEY4EVA2006 and got real close.

“Let’s just over with…”

Then Ted leaned down and gave her a kiss and everyone giggles and he tried to put his hands in her hair but she did not let him and she slapped him and it hurt because she was really strong.

“In you’re dreams, blubber brain” 111SAMUSRIDLEY4EVA2006 pwnd.

“hey, my brain is NOT maid out of rubber.” Ted pointed out.

“I’m not so sure about that” Robbie snapped back!

“Hey!” Everyone laughed except 111SAMUSRIDLEY4EVA2006 who didn’t think the joke was very funny.

“Ok, ok ok its Tio Juan’s turn!” everyone agreed.

“Arrrghhghhghg,” coraked Tio Juan. “Uhhhhh… I chose truth”

“Ok, we get to ask one question” samus reminded Tio Juan. “What is your deepest darkest secret?”

Tio Juan looked nervous. “I like someone in this room.” That statement brought a lot of commotion because everyone wanted to know who Tio Juan liked except 111SAMUSRIDLEY4EVA2006 who was completely uninterested.

“Is it Samus?”

“Is it Mandy?”

“Is it 111SAMUSRIDLEY4EVA2006?”

“Actually…” Tio Juan wrapped his arm around Helen who was sitting next to him and closed in and gave her a very big kiss. Everyone cheered and clapped their hands except for 111SAMUSRIDLEY4EVA2006 who was down stairs pouring herself a glbum of lemonade.

“Helen” Tio Juan said after they were done kissing. “I’ve always loved you since I met you but I was too afraid to tell you.”

“TIo Juan I love you too”Helen confirmed. And the two love birds kissed again again until everyone told them to stop except for 111SAMUSRIDLEY4EVA2006 who wasn’t back from getting a soda yet.

“A-OK!” Tio Juan shouted. “Let’s finish the game!”

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Okay everyone. I read a lot more fanfiction now, and I think it’s time Metroid High School should take on a darker tone now. I’m sooooooo sorry that thye updates have been so far apart, but hey I ionly do the best i can, right? Thanklsss for the reviewwss! BTW, this chapter is dedicated to Game-Dude, who inspired me to start writing agin, THANK YOU!

Chapter Three: Samus is Praegnent

Samus and ridley had been going out for six months now. It was a conincedence, considering that most teenage relationships exist for 2 months, according to a video. Everyone was really suprised, because they hadn’t expected the relationship to last so long. Not even sames or ridely thought it would last so loing, and that says things!

Right now, Samus and rildey were at Ridleys house. Ridleys parents werent at home because of a business trip and Samsu didnt have to be home until 1 o clock. Right now, it was only eleven thirty. They were on the couch and it was quiet.

“So Samus, what do you think of… uhh… world politics” Ridly made converesly.

“Ridley, I dont care about things like that.” samus bumerted

“Ah” Ridley admitted.

There was a kind oif silence that happens when people dont know what so say to each other in a relationship. But ridley has something on his mind.

“Uhh, Samus…” Ridley approached.

“Yes ridley?” Samus question answered

“You know how… welll… we’ve been going out for a long time, longer than the average, and well…”

“I agree” samus knodded.

“Well, you know how… uhhh… you see…” Ridley seemed unholy

“Ridley? I understand what you mean” Samus understood.

“Samus, are you sure about?” Ridley started, but It was too late. It started as an innocent kiss. It ended up as much more than they could baragin for.

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The next morning Samus wasnt sure where she was./ Then she remembered that she was at ridleys house. Then she noticed that she was in ridleys bed. then she noticed that she was naked.

“AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!” Samus woke up the whole neghborhood.

“Samus, is something wrong?” Ridley noticed as he qoke up. “OH NO!” he fearfully exclaimed.

“Ridley, what if… if…” Samus worried. Ridley was cooler and didnt loose his cool.

“Do, its ok. My friend told me that it cant happen the first time, so never worry. Its ok,” Ridley acsertained.

“Uh… okay…” Seamus tried to convince herself. After all, who doesn’t think it could happen it could happen after just one time? Unfortunately, they were dead wrong.

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It had been some weeks and Samus was at Helens house. Mandy and 111SAMUSRIDLEY4EVA2006 were there too. It was the morning, and Samus was feeling a little sick. The problem was, everyone else was healthy in her friends and family, so it wasnt likely the cold or the cholera. Something was up, and Helen was about ready to explode.

“Samus, I think we have an emergency!” Helen imploded.

“Ok Ok, calm down” Mandy controlled. She was the kind of girls who could keep their cool in a disaster. “Samus, we are all worried, but theres only one wayt o be sure,” implied mandy.

Samus looked at her feet. “But where do I get one on those?” Samus speculated.

111SAMUSRIDLEY4EVA2006 broke the silence. “I have one,” 111SAMUSRIDLEY4EVA2006 made known. She reached in her black handbag and picked up a small wrapper with something in it. Evereyone was shrouded in disbelief.

’’111SAMUSRIDLEY4EVA2006, why do you have a praegnency test in your pocket?” Helen posed. Everyone except 111SAMUSRIDLEY4EVA2006 thought it was a reasonable question.

111SAMUSRIDLEY4EVA2006 rolled her eyes. “Dude, I have a life you know,” 111SAMUSRIDLEY4EVA2006 controversially declared.”

“Ok then” Helen calmed down. The only way to be safe is well… Samus are you ready?” Helen pried.

Samus was not ready, but it was the only way she could be safe. “Ok.” samus decided. “Its time.”

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Samus was in Helen’s bathroom. She couldn’t believe this was happening. Ehat if… NO! SHE WASNT GOING TO THINK ABOUT IT!

Samus tried to calm down but it was too hard. Only 2 minutes… 1 minute…

Samus held her breath and took a look. “Oh. Oh no. No No No” Samus distruseted. “Say it ain’t so…”

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Somewhere in the town a phone was ringing. It was ridley’s cellphone. Ridley picked it up. “Hello?” Ridley answered. He was confused because on the other end of the phone there was silence. Then he heard Samus say four words that would change her life.

“Ridley… I’m pragenent.”

Sorry If theres any typos, im terrible a that kinda thing. This will probably end up being about three parts of the story. Look out for part 2, coming soon. Or whenever! BTW, I had to edit some parts out of this to make it PG-13, so if you want the full chapter, just email me, ok? AN Review, R and R!

Hi people! Thank you everyone for all the reviews and not the flames! GRRR! Also, thanks to Cerventes, who this chapter is dedicated to. Thsi will be long, so RR! Also, I learned some tricks form a poetry conference I went to in scholl, so I spiced things up with words.

Chapter Five: The Dark surpriese

Time.

Three weeks had pbumed sinbce the Cholera Sonspiracy, and for Samus it was just the beginning. Dark lights had confused her soul, and it was a burden she could not comprehend. She sat in her bed grasping st the straws that had come loose, straws that poising the water of life. Lightness. Darkness.

Samus could not understand the fellings that gripped her apart over the three weeks. Forces were turning her away. But it was a force that could not be explained with the words. Grip was squeezing her like a lemon, the real kind. It was like a dream. Only this time, it was for real. Fake. Reality.

It sat acting like a chainsaw, and she could not go back to Ridley. Not now. Not like the past. She knew she still was loved, but there was something that was impossible to every go back. Temporary. Longjevity.

All of a sudden Samus screamed. She was losing sontrol over her concious, and there was a new force rising. It was like samus, only it was Dark Samus instead. She could barely fight to take over her actions, and she was becoming wierd. It was impossible to know what would happen next. Until it happened. This was her cholera, but soon, she knew it could not contain. Confession. Posession.

Obsession.

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Ridley knew there was a crisis, and he was meetinbg at his house. There also was Ted, Robbie, Tio Juan and Smiley the new kid. The tension was emergency, and it was about to implode.

“WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?!” detonated Ridley.

“Dude, calm down, its all cool” Smiley conformed.

“I’m not so sure that’s a great bumuage” Ted confusingly used vocabulary that not everyone knew.

“Ok, everyone, we need not to panic and we need to think of a solutoin” Tio Juan dictated.

Everyone was quiet and they all thought about the problem. It was quiet conundrum, and there was not a solutoint hat everyone could think of. Samus was not forgiving and especially she was acting strange, like she was becoming dark. Ridley did not like to think about this, and he didnt. Little did he know that this was much more to think than he though.

“If I was you, Id apoligize to the girl and say im sorry” Smiley permitted cool. People agreed with this, but Ridley was not so cleverly amused.

“But mwhen whould I do?” Ridley contended

“Tommorow.” everyone consencused, and it was agreed. But little did the meeting know, that there was a new darkness on the horision.

Darkness.

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It was a day at metroid high school, and things were bright and sunny. It was like the day that ridley asked out samus, but it was not that day ago. Ridley was ready to apoligize, but something was strange.There was a croud and rildey wanted to see what the commotion was.

It turned out there was a new kid, and he wore a black cloack with some chains and he had had blue hair that was natural that he didn’t die. When he walked, he was hot angsty and he had a bad bum. When someone asked him what his name was he said it was Cerventes.

“CERVENTES” Ridley engraved in stone. It was a name he never knew but he would never forget. YOu see, there was a problem that was right around the corner, and ridley could not bargain for the furture,

Samus was on a chair being angsty and Cerventes thought that she was her type. He sat down next to her, and began to woo her with his color.

“Hello.” Cerventes Began.

“Hi Returened Samus

“You look very beatiful and youre angsty” Cerventes Related. “I’ll See you around.”

Samus was amazed by this man. He thought he was beautiful, and they just met. But was angsty good? No. Yes no yes. No YES. Samus was battling herself and she almost missed the boat. She would think abotu this later, but not later as she decided.

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Inside her head, there was another battle. Samus against Dark Samus. Cholera against Samus. It was a battle that could not be broken, and no Saeregent could explain the situation. It was too late. Too late.

Too late.

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After school Samus was confromted by Ridley who was anticipated. The day had been very long, and he was ready to make up for the porblems he had created. But was Samus?

“Im sorry” Rildye apologized to little effect.

“Its too late for love” Samus deflated his baloon

Ridley was out of his mind. “but… what are ytou talking about?” he disillusioned

Ridley… I’m Cerventes’ girlfriend now.” Samus shocked the populace

time stood still but kept going for ridley. This was impossible to comprehend. WHAT THE HELL?

“But samus what about” but ridley was cut off because Cerventes came out of the door and dared with debonair.

“Goodbye” Samus ultimated, and Ridley was left alone in the cold. Too old. Too cold.

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH samus fought with dark samus for control. She could not believe she dumped her boyfriend, but it was too late. Or not.

“Dark Samus you suck” badmouthed Samus

“Hahaha, little girl. The cholera will soon devour you and I will control your body” Dark Samus snapped back. Samus snarled at her opponent and continued the battle that would determine.

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Cerventes and samus went to many places that were cool like “Hot Topic” and other places that ansty cool people chill. They ate some things, but the date was over pretty quick than it had started. Samus remembered her first date with ridley, but Dark Samus was in control and there was no stopping the lust.

“Lets go to my house” Cerventes proposed. Samus was wary of this request, but she was overcome with pbumion and was battled by the cholera her good judgement. There was little to do now. Just hope.

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At ridley’s house, ridley was depressed. He had screwed up his relationship, and now he was listening to depressing music. He was afraid that he might become emo, and it was likely. More likely than he could think.

He also was thinking about darker things, but it wasnt true. No, it was. No it wasnt. This was Ridleys battle, and he had things to overcome as well. If he could.

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Samus was naked and pbumionate, just like that long ago. But it was different. Because it wasnt ridley it was Cerventes. She was exploding in lust, but she kept feeling that it was wrong but dark samus was in control. There was little she could do. This day had been a mindblow. And it was only going to get worse from here she knew.

As Samus fell asleep in Cerventes, murky thoughts cloude her mind. Dark. Light. Ridley. Cerventes. Love. Lust

Redemption.

This chapter was dark but good. I have another on the way so dont worry and R&R if you please Thanks to everyone whos name i used and if u want ur name used just tell me. Hope u liked lol

HELOOOOOOOOO! Okay, I’m so sorry that I took so long to write again, thanks for everyone staying the course and remembering the story! Thats soo cool 52 reviews, even bads are good! Ok, lots have things happened since last time, and im sorry its been a time. Cerventes and i arent internet dating only freinds now but were still happy and its pretty cool he still wants people to read things and hes going to have new stuff soon so check it or out! Also ive taken new clbumes like special english to learn new words, and even make some up! My friends made a new law that we cant use said anymore in stories so theres more spice and less crap, if you catch the drift. Also ive learned more politics and understandings from cerventes so therell be referencing to todays issues if you notice because theyre hidden. this chapters dedicated to sir sarcasm because even though youre not being real and mean,the jokes on you because you wrote a nice review even though youre mean so HA!

Chapter 7: Election Insurrection

SAMUS ARAN WHAT THE HELL! Mrs Chozo freaked out at the teen. Samus had powers but not mind control, so she couldnt figure the deal. Unforunately, the deal was clear because samus had a D in histoyro and chozo was a major!

“Samus this is unacceptable under this house, you must succeed or there will be capital punishment!” samus defacto mom vengenged. Samus wanted to be a teen and dissent and eye roll but she was afraid of her legal guardian and didnt want to make moves that would make things mad or she wouldnt be able to go to the mall with helen and mandy anymore and what about even boys?

“Uhhh… ok ill think of something” samus causualed as she ran off to clbumes leaving chozo mom in a dust bowl.

“Minorities” Mrs. Choso backslashed.

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In school school hadnt begun but samus was taking time to convey the messages to her friends and it was almost an apocolypse

“MY HISTORY D IS GOING TO destroy my life!” Samus Exclaimed to everyone in the entire city who heard, even construction workers dropped.

“Ok dude, its not the end of the world yet, there still could be time” stiuation controlled amy who tried her best from turning it into a disaster, but everyone knew a problem. It was only 2 weeks until grades were in, and what was there to do? Questions were stopped because

“Hello and slip dippiin cop flop clippin slip ditch fizzo sliz” Principle Yokoi embarrased. He tried to be teen but everyone only groned and lauged at his lack of legit and he was embarased but the news continued “today the majority legitator decided that if anyone in the state becomes clbum president that they have an automated A in history from experience and leadership” the principle announced to populists. Not everyone cared about politicrap but samus liked the a clause (note: clauses are in a constitution or law or something and it says that things happen like freedom or As and things).

“In other news clbum president Kanden was impeached yesterday because of stealing school money and using it to fund hedges in the parkinglot and buy pork barrels for the hockey team so theres going to be a total recall on next tuesday.” The clbum knew thatKanden was hungry for power and food, but whow would have guessed his nixonics? And who would be drafted?

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Samus was on her way out of school from another day of MHS when she heard a sketch voice echo down the corridor “PSTTS”

“Hello?” samus warded off spirits but it wasnta spirit it was only Trace!

“Samus, the gamedude was blackhacking into powerschool and he noticed the problem with your history and the D” Trace intinated. Normally Samus would have freked from the breach of second amendment, but she knew that Trace was a man of fine points.

“What are you getting to?” Samus cut the chase

””Hmmm, hasty girl” Trace smiled with a grin. “The thing is that the gamedude and I formed an exploratory commission and weve decided that you would be a possible candicate to lead the school in the total recall, and if you win then…” Trace left the rest up to samus’ imagination.

Samus had never thought about policy and governmental duty before but this was an intrigue because she remmebered the new A clause from the news this morning and knew that if she didnt get an A somehow that shed have to take a fifth or suffer the consequence.

“Ill think about it” samus noncommited but secretly everyone knew the realties. It was going to be an election, but would there be an insurrection?

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The next day school started Samus had already cleansed her mind and her decision was clear, but first she had to choose to go to a party. She knew from school news that Republicans liked to kill trees but she liked tress so she became democratic.

“OK, welcome to the democrat cacus” invited amy to everyone because she was the leaderwoman of the democrats in school committe, and she could run meetings and primaries and was also a speaker in school senate but no one cares about student council so whatever

“Today is when we choose who will run for president so if there are nomination snows the time to commit” advocated amy. There were heads that rolled, but in the end people made decisions

“I nominate Tio Juan” helen endoresed her favorite boyfriend. Some people laughed at his name but they were kicked out of the party because of anti-immigration.

“OK, are there other nominees?” Amy wondered aloud to the community

“I nominate Samus!” Adam malkovitched. He and Samus were almost going out so this was a shoe in (AN: this is before samus and ridley met so don’t freak out hes not forgotten ok)

“Ok, that closes the nomination so its time to rock the votes.” amy used MTV language. “So how caucuses work is that candidates stand in corners and then people walk over and whoever has more people wins and is nominated” amy explained to mulitudes. When she gave the signal people walked over to the corners for samus or tio juan. It was really closeat the beginning, but near the end more people went to samus because not everyone was too keen on having a mexico president and plus samus was kind of hot.

“Thank you voters and congradulations to samus aran who will now be voted at the total recall. Everyone pledged delegates to the football queen, even tio juan because he was still friends and a democrat. Samus had won the democrats, but what about the election?

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For the rest of the day samus was congratulated by people in the school, except not everyone because republicans were not quite as keen on Aranian policies. Before the day was over Trace and Amy wanted to have a word with the candidate.

“Good job on the nomination, but heres the deal” Amy began with a sentence. “The election is going to be a tough one, but youre going to have somehelp. Trace and I will be your campaign managers, because I can help out with democrat votes and Trace can use underground connections to help with election totals” Amy finished up as Trace nodded with slyful grin. ”

“OK this is good but who am i up against?” samus pondered as she awaited results from her staffers.

“At lunch the republicans had their… primary… and Captain Falcon was chosen as the victor”Trace slyly foxed. Helen and Samus were not pleased at the news and reflected it with their demeanors. Captain Falcon was very popular because he was the captain of the track team and held every record, even some that were made up just for him. Some people said that he cheated by using a racecar instead of running, but his parents had ****loads of money so they paid judges and everyone was ok

“Hmmm, its time for strategy” Amy began the plan. “OK, so Captain Falcon will probably try use money to win, but if we speak with truth and say whats right people will vote.” Amy optimized. Trace wasnt so positive because of experience in shady smoker room deals, but he knew that samus had a shot except there were republicans everywhere and itd be a tough one. Elections had been close, but in the end, someone always won. But would it be samus?

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Over the week before the election there were many deal seals and campaigns. Camptain Falcon used his money like everyone thought and bought ads that smeared across the intercom, one even said that samus did you know what with a lobbyist (for everyone unclear lobbyists wait around in the lobby of congress and buy drinks and tickets for senators so they vote for high gas prices and less trees). Luckily samus was a democrat so people knew she wasnt into that ****. It was a bumpy roa dbut it was time for the debate!

“Ok, welcome to the seventy two memorial debates,” Principal Yokoi kicked off the dramatics. “Everyone knows the candidates, and now its time to hear about the issues.

“The first question is for you Mr. Falcon” journalized Sylux, the president of the clbum newspaper. “What are your feelings about global warming?”

Captain Falcon cooled with a simmering snap. “My real question is what are you feeling about global warming?” Falcon sleazestepped the issues. All of the repulbicans cheered because they were too stupid tounderstand that Falson had not answered questions and was only sucking his guts.

“Thank you Mr. Falcon. Dr. Samus, how do you feel about the world war three?” sylux discretionized

All eyes were on Samus as she formulated her postition, but she remained cugreat timesber cool and answered “War is not the option but if its necessary than it must happen for people.” Many people clapped except for the Falcon Republicans who were too stupid to know about wars.

“Thank you everyone, that concludes the debate and it is time to choose the candidates, but remember not to choose popular people and only who you heart is after” Yokoi disney channeled but everyone knew that people would vote for the populists. But who was the most?

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The votes were just about to be tallied and Samus was taking a walk through halls when she heard a strange rumbling bumbling roise from the boiler room. “What could it be” she investigated as she opened the door and was shocked to find!

A POLITCAL MACHINE! “Haha, you caught us trying to rig votes with a copying machine” snaked up Captain Falcon and ex facto Kanden who were joined with other republicans. They looked serious but samus was too.

“Thias unexcaptable” samus furied as she began to use jitsu signs and stances but Kanden summoned body guards. Who was it? Kraid and his GANG! Luckily Samus was used to fighting these losers so she took them all out with her techniques and attacks and soon they were piled on the floors.

“You may have defeated idiots but WHAT ABOUT ME” Captain FALCON PUNCHED samus but she dodged and dumbbum falcon fell out of the window he punched so hard! Kanden ran away because he didnt want to get caught but hall moniter Noxus jailed him for conspiracies against the populace. And what about samus?

“Congratulion President Aran” Principal Yokoi inagurated samus to the presidency and there were many cheers amoung the crowd,even a few rhinos who were sorta like democrats. Everything was going well but right as samus signed the articles and was about to enact the A clause a voice could be heard over the announcer.

“Hello to the people of the school, it is I, Emperor Falcon. I have taken over the office and I am now the president of the school” Principle Yokoi was befuzzeled but he was a bozocop and didnt even know what to do. The school was under seige!

“My first order of business is that Samus Aran, who thinks she is president of clbum, is arrested for treason against Falcon government” the captain hardlined as you could hear kraid and gangmembers in the backroung snacking and snickeing at the situation. “when she is arrested she is to be killed and displayed for public appeal.”

Samus’ eyes narrowed. She may have won the election, but would she win the insurrection?

The metroid high school election was over. The metroid Civil war had just begun.

Ok i wrote that in a huff so im sorry if there was spelling mistakes or grammar bad, but i do the best i can! I hope next chapter isnt a year like last one but things happen in life and you never know! Until next time, livew love and prosper! (i wastched star wars this weekend, i cant wait for the new one with matt damon not a treekie but damons HOTT)

Morro the bumless Posted:

god, please stop, ill give both nuts and grow an bum if you wont post anymore of that **** here

SHUT UP YOU HAVE NO TASTE IN FAP-FODDER

Ridley… I’m praegnent.

These things just keep popping up. When will they stop?

Morro the bumless Posted:

good sir what i fap to is none of your concern, even if its pics of your aunt an mother in their college lesbian incest days….

This is not a RP board.

i am thinking king krimson alt=lefox

just opinion not a troll

LeFox Posted:

Clearly, I’m a Zonbei alt.

no me