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“Pain in the ASCII”

Hello everyone a lot has happened sinec last time i wrote MHS thank you for everyone has reviewd, I love you all! This chapter is going to different, and it is what happends before Samus meets Ridley (like a preqel, lol). I was reading some High School fics and i realaised that not much has actualley happened in High school so I decided to have jsut that. I might have another chapter like this, but dont worry youll find out what happend with Samus and Ridley soon ! Also, pleez sign up for help make Ridley/Samus cannon, I know people say comanies dont care about petitions but what about womans rights? Go to to sign up pleese and make a difference! This chapter is dedicated to game-dude (who inspired me to write more) and my boyfriend cerventes who im in love. Ok no talk, reed!

Chapter 6: Samus Joins the Football Team (Prequel 1

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“What the ****?”

Samus Aran woke from slumber and realized the clock was broken. It was late for school!

“Phaozn, I’m late for tests!” samus qualmed as she dressed from her clothes. Samus was not the kind of girl who obesses over clothes and popular songs so she did not worry about appearances even though she still was pretty smoking hot (at least ridley, lol).

“Late again is see?” snip-quipped Mrs. Chozo (Samus is adopted, her parents were killed from unkown reason like in games).

“No time for talks, maam, I must catch the bell” Samus average teened and left Mrs. Chozo and her dog Sparkey in dust and even forgot her lunch!

“What are we going to do with you?” sarcasmed the Mrs. She turned on midwive shows like Dr. Phill and Judge Alex and rhetoriced with sudoku (not suicide, the game).

Journeysongs

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Out of brethe Samus stealthed into Homeroom in time so her nun teacher Mother Brain would not notice and succeeded just like in Mtroid Fusion. She sat down next to her friend Amy who was as pretty as Samus and had light red hair that sparlkred in sun. Amy was kinda obsessed with fantasy stuff and was obsessed with dragons and harry potter and eragon and stuffs. They were just in time for announcements!

“And now the news” casted Principal Gunpei Yokoi. “Today, there are football trying outs for every sex, even girls.” Clbumrooms giggled about the word he said, but sams was intrigued. Football was a sport for boys, but what about girls? After all, Amelia Armstrong made it clear that girls could do things as boys, so why not Samus who was pretty danm good at the ball?

“Also, Kraid and gang please no more of the hazing or suspencion will insue” rubber-stamoed Principal Yokoi. “All is all.”

All of Samus girlfriends (not the love kind, girls can be friends not gay) were talking about boys and hot and music but samus was fazed because she was thinking about football.

Earth to saums!” Mandy levyed “Do you agree that Noxus is the hottest than even zack effron or ted emmanuel?”

“Whatwellyeahwhateva” Samus coldly brushed and strodes off for practice

“Whats her nit?” was all girlfriends could wonder as samus strolled down halls and signed uo for practice.

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When smause signs up for trying football an unexpeted harrasment of peer presure happens

“OOOOOO SAAAAMMUUSS ISSS JOOIIINNNGING THE FOOOTTBALL TEEEEEEMMM!” rowdied Kraid and his crowny gang. They also made fun of Samus for parts of girls that are not to be spoken.

“UNNNNEXPECTABLE!” scorned Mother Brain since she was a nun and was not tolerant about jokes such as that. But it was too late because everyone was laughing at Samus for being a girl for football even her girlfriends snicked a tad snavely. Samus was running away but she heard a voice that sounded shady but well meaning.

“pssst. You yeah you. I have a solution.” avouched the voice. Samus looked and it was Trace a kid that seemed that he was more into sketchy than into school. “If you want help, you’ll need to talk to the game-dude” Trace commanded

“Take me” submissed samus who was kind of worried that the situation might turn into perr pressure and even drugs but was eger for help for football.

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The room she was taken to was secret and not even a teacher could find it. Therewere computers and montiors everywhere the eye could see with darkness and even some things that kids shouldnt sell or do in school. In the middle was a figure in a swivel chair that was facing the other side.

“Weel well well, what do we have?” swileved around the game-dude. Noone knew his name but he was sort of like the king or puppetmaster or mafia of the school. Whenever there was a toruble, he was sure a safe bet.

Trace sly smiled. “Our girl here has a bit of trouble fittng in on football and needs some help from underground” Trace blazoned. The game-dude took a bit of description at Samus and nodded and swiveled away.

“Ah, samud” he dictated. Youve been quiet a help to me in the past, like when you beat up kraid when he owed me money. I may be able to help you out.”

Samus was puxzled. “However can it work?” she pondered aloud.

The game-dude amused.

“Disguise”

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There were many people who were trying out at football, and practice was about to begin, what what about samus?

All of suddenly a boy with a metal suite even with a helmet and arm canon and special features came in. Everyone was surprised because they did not recoginize the figure and they thought the suit was damn. But then Coach Houston came in and started the practice.

“Ok everyone it looks like to begin. Since there are no girls it looks like we can talk about sex and man stuff.” Coach Houston womanized. Since boys are pigs especially teens, everyone lughed loud and made sounds except for samus who was trying to fit in and not seem uncomfortable.

“You, in the metal suit, what i your name and what the hell?” Houston profaned. Samus shuffled her fett. “My names is… Justin Bailey… and I have to have this suit because I am allergic to pollutants like global warming” stuttered samus.

“Sap Liberal” murmered Houston” OK anywya, take positions and play the ball! Everyone took positions. Samus decided to be a runbacker, Adam Malovitch was a quarterback, Weavel, Spire and Kraid were linbacks and Ki-Hunter and Kanden were a wide retriever (there were others but uninportants.) The game went well and Samus was a star! Even Adam the quarterback was impressed.

“Hey Justin, we should hang sometime you seem cool” Adam accepter her. He did not know samus was a girl but how would anyone?

“OK” Samus gruff voice masked and was excited that Adam thought she was cool. WOW!

“Mr. Baileyy, please come to my office” Houston bumbled. Samus was still in powersuit and went inside. There was fottballs trophes and a portatait of Gary Ford on the wall (AN: my friend explained that Gary Ford was offered to be on the NFL but decided to run fo president instead. I dont know about history, but hey! Not bad!)

“Justin, you seem to be good at football” the coach complemented. “Maybe youll be the NFL or even a lawyer!”

“Uhhh.. yeahh… I’ve got… a doctorate” Samus white lied. She left the coach and ran to change out of the power suit that was sweaty. She took a shower and then went asleep.

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The next day there was a big game. The team was training, and Adam was taking time to know Samus er Justin.

“So Justin you must be new to MHS” Adam keenly observed. Samus was nervous but nodded. “That’s cool, if you need any help just call and I’ll bumist.” Adam coveneted

“I see” thanked samus. Time for the game!

The game started and everything did good. Samus played as well as Paton Brady, and was a bumetion to the team. They were losing only 23-22 at the last 30 seconds. The ball was thrown to samus and she touched down, but only one problem. The helmet came off!

The game was won, but everyone was shocking. “OOOHHHH GIRRRLLL” croooned Kraid and gang, and samus was embarrased. Houston was freaking out because of the girl on team, but adam stood in shock.

“Justin your Samus?” Adam was shcoked into submission. Samus was embarrased.

“Your fired” Houston trumped, but Adam stepped in. “If shes fired, im fired” Adam intervened”

“Whatathehuh?” flustered the coach but he had to give in because of Civil rights amendements and the law. But there was still a problem left.

“But samus, there is only 1 room for shower and…”

Samus was shcoked for ten seconds and was almost embarrasing. But then she decided that hey, girls can do anything as boys, even showering! Everyone clapped for the first girl ever to play football in Metroid High School, and she was awarded by Principal Yokoi for her attendance. Who knows? Maybe a championship.

And as for Adam… well, it might be love.

Conceivably

Lol funny twist. Ok thanks for reading and remember to review and sign the petitions! Also, please read my internet boyfirends stuff especially the warhammer thing and his favoirte pirates of the carribean frieght tran confessions. As always, please tell me if u want to be in the story and u will. More soon! RR

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