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ITT: Post Your male reproductive organ or Vaghaha I’m so ****faced it’s not funny.
You fabulous persons better appreciate this.
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04/07/2009 |
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The wordfilter submission system: another attempt to milk more cash from this site without caring how bad it ****s up the community?haha fine upstanding member of society got filtered (view post) |
04/07/2009 |
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THIS IS A ****ING EASY AND FUNNY PACE TO STROLL HAVE FUNLog in to see images! Log in to see images! Log in to see images! (view post) |
04/07/2009 |
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[Closed] OFFICIAL Crotch Zombie Contest: Funniest Omegle Ogre! Win BP + E-Peen + Lulz + ???!!!**NOT MY OFFICIAL SUBMISSION**
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04/07/2009 |
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THIS IS A ****ING EASY AND FUNNY PACE TO STROLL HAVE FUNGod damn. Usually guys get ****ing weird when I do this. He got wise to it.
Connecting to server… Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hey there You: asl? You: 3… Stranger: hey sorry You: 2… You: oh lol Stranger: 17 m uk.. you? Stranger: haha You: 21/f/usa Stranger: cool ^^ You: nice to finally meet a guy on here You: lol Stranger: heh, nice to meet someone that wants to talk You: I know, right? Stranger: instead of tell bull**** jokes Stranger: init ^^ You: srsly Stranger: sucks, lol Stranger: were about in usa btw, if you dont mind me asking.. You: Virginia You: And you in the UK? Stranger: aye, england Stranger: and cool You: awesome You: haha to be honest, I’m a bit drunk You: lol Stranger: haha Stranger: cool, i guess xD Stranger: what time is it at there atm? You: lol I find it to be so Stranger: lol Log in to see images! You: 9:10 PM Stranger: cool You: you? Stranger: 02:11am here You: hey cool Stranger: pretty late, i know You: It’s all good You: I’m usually up till like 3 AM Stranger: hehe You: lol Stranger: best way You: hm? Stranger: not to be a stave to time.. Stranger: slave* even You: indeed You: To be honest I’m a bit horny too. Hope that doesn’t scare you off like everyone else Log in to see images! Stranger: lol dont worry, im still here You: oh good You: lol Stranger: haha ^^ You: hehe. I don;t know why it’ sos hard to get a cyber going on omegle tonight. You: the last 20 folks have been brazillian, female or bumholes Stranger: lol the brazillians **** me off You: At least you sound sane lol Stranger: haha ^^ You: hehe Stranger: i guess the website made it to the brazillian news or something, haha You: I’m sure Stranger: xD You: There are loads of em on here, that’s all I know Stranger: aye, lol You: ^^ You: so… You: what do you look like? You: out of curiosity Stranger: blue eyes.. sort of long, blondish hair.. could say it was brown tho.. about 5’6/7.. ^^ Stranger: yourself? You: cool You: gray eyes, short blue/purple hair, a lot of piercings…5’7” and about like 120 lbs Stranger: cool ^^ You: ^^ Stranger: whats lbs? dont use that in england, haha You: Oh You: pounds Stranger: ah You: I’m pretty skinny Stranger: use stones here, lol You: ahh Stranger: hehe ^^ You: I’m not sure the conversion….lemme find one You: brb, sry Stranger: dont worry about it, but kk You: 54 and a half kilos You: I think Stranger: cool You: thanks be to google for that one Stranger: well, im about 9 and a half stone.. but idk what that is in anything else You: lol the converter doesn’t handle stone Stranger: ah well xD You: lol You: Well I’m skinny, youre….I dnno Stranger: pretty skinny You: ah cool Stranger: well yer, 9 stone is skinny rly You: I have learned a bit more about the UK then lol Stranger: hehe ^^ Stranger: thats true You: ^_^ You: hang on….lemme go get something Stranger: ok Stranger: Log in to see images! You: alright, I’m back. with my “item” Stranger: care to tell me alittle more about this item? Log in to see images! You: well You: to be honest? You: It’s a…er Stranger: hehe, go on xD You: It’s a… bumplug You: lol Stranger: heh, now that was not 1 of the things i was thinking lol You: sorry, nature calls. brb. Stranger: heh, ok You: alright, back Stranger: welcome back xD You: sorry about that. a full blader waits for no girl You: *bladder Stranger: haha You: So yeah…what were you thinkin it was that I got? Stranger: well, i was thinking maybe a dildo.. but bumplug never pasted my mind.. You: haha I have one of those too Stranger: with you right now? ^^ You: but to be honest, I’m a bti more of an anal girl You: nah, I cant’s use both Stranger: ooh, i see You: I mean I’ve tried, but things just get too tight Stranger: tight can be good? ^^ You: nah, like so tight it hurts Stranger: ah You: See, I can get something in one hole or the other…they’re oo close together to have something of any size in both You: lol Stranger: lol, gutted You: huh? Stranger: ah.. its a english word.. mm Stranger: too bad Stranger: is probly what its closest to You: ahh You: thanks You: lol Stranger: sorry about that, lol You: it’s all good Stranger: so, have you got many.. bumplugs then? You: I have a couple Stranger: cool ^^ You: I’m sitting on my big black one, but I have a little blue one too Stranger: ooh, right now? ..but cool You: yeah, right now You: it makes things a bit more interesting lol Stranger: heh, true You: particularly on my end hehe You: This thing is ****ing huge…ahh Stranger: heh, i wish i could see Log in to see images! You: I bet you do You: lol Stranger: lol ^^ You: I DO have a picture of me you can see though Stranger: ooh, you do? You: yep Stranger: may i see? Log in to see images! You: I’ll warn you, I’m hardly clothed in it though lol Stranger: i dont think thats gonna be a problem Log in to see images! You: haha You: Here: http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/2850/punker.jpg Stranger: ooh, very nice Log in to see images! You: haha it’s just little ol’ me, nothing special You: ^^ Stranger: heh, i wish i had a picture to show you now.. You: Aww, you don’t? oh well Stranger: well, id go take 1 Stranger: but its 2:30 in the morning, and i probly wake the house up if i went looking for a camera lol You: aww, really? haha it’s all good Stranger: heh ^^ You: so what are you wearing? Stranger: not very much Log in to see images! just my boxers, and a plain white t.. You: cool Stranger: yourself? You: I’m in a little black halter top Stranger: heh, cool You: I had a pink thong on, but I had to make way for the bumplug You: hehe it’s over there on the floor Stranger: hehe, makes sence ^^ Stranger: i may have to be doing that with my boxers soon.. You: hey hey, it’s all good You: lol I don’t mind at all Stranger: Log in to see images! Stranger: heh You: and when you do, i might just let you tell me what to do with this bumplug of mine Stranger: haha Stranger: sounds good ^^ You: haha I’ll appreciate it You: It’s funny, an ex-boyfriend once called me “A fetishist’s dream” Stranger: heh, and whys this? ^^ You: Well, I’ll do anything in bed. Stranger: now that.. sounds good to me ^^ Stranger: and just to let you know.. those boxers have been removed Log in to see images! You: The weirdest thing I ever did was let a guy **** on me in the shower…it smelled kinda iffy, but it was hot in a weird dirty way You: lol glad to hear it You: How big are you? Stranger: heh, that is kinda weird Stranger: but honestly.. i think im not bad in size.. 7inchs ^^ You: well, I didn’t mind, as long as it was in the shower where I could rinse off quick You: hey that’s a decent bit of meat to play with Stranger: good point Stranger: heh Log in to see images! You: So…got any fetishes? Stranger: mm, not that much so.. wet panties and girls masturbating.. got any yourself? ^^ You: haha other than anal, I love the feeling of not being in control Stranger: ooh, cool You: I’m feeling pretty kinky…tell you what You: I’ll be your internet toy… Stranger: feeling pretty kinky myself.. Stranger: you will? ^^ You: just tell me what to do. and I’ll be glad to do it You: what’s your name? Stranger: zach, yours? You: Carrie Stranger: cool Log in to see images! You: Nice to meet you. Zach…I’m at your mercy Stranger: hehe, ok Stranger: i would love you to explain what your doing while your masturbating.. maybe get your panties nice a wet.. Log in to see images! Stranger: and* You: and I’ll leave no sound I make untyped, either…I’ve done this bbefore You: alright…want me to take out my bumplug first? Stranger: ooh, this sounds good Log in to see images! You: ohh no, I have no power here You: You’re the one that holds my leash, Zach Stranger: ooh, well yes.. i believe you should remove it carrie Log in to see images! You: Ahh…this thing is big Stranger: hehe You: mm…it’s out….what should I do with it? Stranger: would it maybe fit inside of your woman's genitals? ^^ You: We’re going to find out, aren’t we? Stranger: yes, we are You: well it’s a little dirty…let me just lick it off first, hm? Stranger: mm yes, i think you should Log in to see images! You: or would you want me to just stick it in me dirty? You: your choice, Zach. Stranger: maybe you should just get it in there, dirty.. yes You: oh I knew you were a dirty boy…just like I like them You: ahh it’s so big You: it’s just getting wider…... Stranger: keep going carrie Log in to see images! You: ahh damn it’s going to be hard…I’m so stretched out You: ooohh..I’m all the way down on it Stranger: well done ^^ You: that dirty bumplug is all the way in my dirty little woman's genitals Stranger: mm yes.. you have no idea how hard i am ^^ You: haha imagine my soft hand lightly touching it before closing around it, stroking slightly You: mmh, tell me what to do next, Zach. Your will is my command…. Stranger: mm i can imagine.. i wish.. You: I do mean ANYTHING Stranger: mm.. i believe we should take that bumplug out now.. and go and get those panties.. and rub yourself with them.. getting them nice and wet ^^ You: haha a panty man I see…be glad to You: mmh…it’s kinda hard at first to get it out You: it narrows at the bottom You: oooh, I’m stretching way out again….and it’s out Stranger: well done Log in to see images! You: be right back, Zach Stranger: ok carrie You: mm..I’m back, the bumplug is on my left and the panties are in my right hand You: I’m holding them against my woman's genitals…the roughish cloth feels so good Stranger: ooh, very nice ^^ You: mm…I’m already dripping wet, so getting theses panties soaked will be no problem You: OOH! Stranger: hehe.. i just cant help but touch myself now.. You: my bum was gaping a little from the bumplug, and a drop of my woman's genitals juice just dripped into my rectum You: lol Stranger: heh Stranger: how did that feel? ^^ You: oh god dammnit…I ave to pee again. Hey…are you the kind of guy that would want me to do something with it? Stranger: meh, thats not rly for me Log in to see images! You: Answer fast, I have to goooo You: alright, brb Stranger: kk You: back Stranger: welcome back, carrie You: haha a few guys have told me to drink it…Thanks for the welcome, Zach Stranger: heh, not for me that Log in to see images! You: whatever you say, Zach. and I do mean WHATEVER you say Stranger: hehe Log in to see images! Stranger: I THINK YOU SHOULD GET A LIFE LOLOLOLOLL Your conversational partner has disconnected. or send us feedback.
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04/06/2009 |
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THIS IS A ****ING EASY AND FUNNY PACE TO STROLL HAVE FUNConnecting to server… You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hey Stranger: hi You: what’s up? Stranger: im okkkk You: cool Stranger: i guess Stranger: you? You: My life is sucking right now You: I got in one little fight Stranger: why You: And my mom got all scared Stranger: oh You: She said “You’re movin with your auntie and uncle in belair” You: that’s SO far away Stranger: oh noes You: Log in to see images! Stranger: why did you fight Stranger: you should run, not fight You: Some guys who were up to no good started makin trouble in my neigborhood Stranger: how old r u You: I mean I was on the playgrond, chillin out maxin, relaxin all cool. Shoottin a little b-ball outside of the school. You: 16 Stranger: youngsta You: haha riight You: Wel when my plane landed I whistled for a cab Stranger: what You: and whe it came near, the liscense plate said fresh and there were fuzzy dice hanging on the mirror You: I was a little weirded out at first You: But I got over it and said “Yo Homes, to Bel Air!” Stranger: lol You: I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8. You: And I yelled to the cabbie “Yo Homes, smell ya later!” You: I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there. You: To sit on my throne as the prince of belair You: For real Stranger: hahah You: I know right? Stranger: maybe You: I mean a black dude from the ghetto just stuck into belair? You: meh You: anyway, what’s your name? Stranger: joona You: Nice. I’m Will Stranger: hello will Stranger: smith You: Log in to see images! You: CANT LET YOU DO THAT FOX You: Now, this is a story all about how My life got flipped-turned upside down And I liked to take a minute Just sit right there I’ll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air
In west Philadelphia born and raised On the playground was where I spent most of my days Chillin’ out maxin’ relaxin’ all cool And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school When a couple of guys Who were up to no good Started making trouble in my neighborhood I got in one little fight and my mom got scared She said ‘You’re movin’ with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air’
I begged and pleaded with her day after day But she packed my suite case and send me on my way She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket. I put my walkman on and said, ‘I might as well kick it’.
First clbum, yo this is bad Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glbum. Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like? Hmmmmm this might be alright.
But wait I hear they’re prissy, wine all that Is Bel-Air the type of place they send this cool cat? I don’t think so I’ll see when I get there I hope they’re prepared for the prince of Bel-Air
Well, the plane landed and when I came out There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out I ain’t trying to get arrested I just got here I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared
I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said ‘FRESH’ and it had dice in the mirror If anything I can say this cab is rare But I thought ‘Now forget it’ – ‘Yo homes to Bel Air’
I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 And I yelled to the cabbie ‘Yo homes smell ya later’ I looked at my kingdom I was finally there To settle my throne as the Prince of Bel Air Stranger: lol You: >_> You: fo real, homie You: zippa boppa dopea doop Stranger: word is bomb You: word Stranger: you into rap music? You: yeah, I write good family safe rhymes Stranger: lol You: And I act a bit too Stranger: omg You: wat Stranger: nothing Stranger: just keep doing it You: YOU ****ING TEASE You have disconnected. or send us feedback. (view post) |
04/05/2009 |
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THIS IS A ****ING EASY AND FUNNY PACE TO STROLL HAVE FUNConnecting to server… Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey You: My life sucks. I got in one little fight You: And my mom got scared You: She said You: You’re movin with your auntie and uncle in belair Stranger: Wow. =/ You: Log in to see images! Stranger: Are you happy? ._. You: I mean, when I got there, I called for a cab You: He was a pretty cool guy Stranger: Are you woman?! You: His liscense plate said “Fresh”. He had fuzzy dice too You: ....depends You: lol You: Anyways, You: I was a little intimadated by this cab at first You: You don’t mind me telling you my story, do ya? Stranger: I don’t have a cool story… You: Want me to finish? Stranger: I have to wake early tomorrow. ._. You: Log in to see images! You: Anyhoo Stranger: School SUCKS. o_o You: I decided to forget it and said “Yo Holmes, To Bel Air!” You: I You: Pulled You: UP to the house about 7 or 8 You: And I yelled to tha cabbie “Yo Homes, smell ya later!” You: I looked at my kingdom You: I was finally there Stranger: I come from school 1 hour. o-o You: To sit on my throns You: As the prince of belair You: For real, yo Stranger: Where are u from, duds? You: West Philadelphia You: Born and raised Stranger: Hm… Cool. Cold here? You: Kinda Stranger: ops You: What do you do for fun? Stranger: Read books, internet… (: Stranger: And you? You: On the playground is where I spent most of my days You: Chill out, Stranger: How old are u? You: Maxin, relaxin all cool You: Shootin some b-ball outside of the school, You: oh, 20 Stranger: Sorry, i gotta go. xoxo Your conversational partner has disconnected. or send us feedback. (view post) |
04/05/2009 |
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[Closed] OFFICIAL Crotch Zombie Contest: Funniest Omegle Ogre! Win BP + E-Peen + Lulz + ???!!!This doesn’t count, but I HAVE to post it.
Connecting to server… Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey You: My life sucks. I got in one little fight You: And my mom got scared You: She said You: You’re movin with your auntie and uncle in belair Stranger: Wow. =/ You: Log in to see images! Stranger: Are you happy? ._. You: I mean, when I got there, I called for a cab You: He was a pretty cool guy Stranger: Are you woman?! You: His liscense plate said “Fresh”. He had fuzzy dice too You: ....depends You: lol You: Anyways, You: I was a little intimadated by this cab at first You: You don’t mind me telling you my story, do ya? Stranger: I don’t have a cool story… You: Want me to finish? Stranger: I have to wake early tomorrow. ._. You: Log in to see images! You: Anyhoo Stranger: School SUCKS. o_o You: I decided to forget it and said “Yo Holmes, To Bel Air!” You: I You: Pulled You: UP to the house about 7 or 8 You: And I yelled to tha cabbie “Yo Homes, smell ya later!” You: I looked at my kingdom You: I was finally there Stranger: I come from school 1 hour. o-o You: To sit on my throns You: As the prince of belair You: For real, yo Stranger: Where are u from, duds? You: West Philadelphia You: Born and raised Stranger: Hm… Cool. Cold here? You: Kinda Stranger: ops You: What do you do for fun? Stranger: Read books, internet… (: Stranger: And you? You: On the playground is where I spent most of my days You: Chill out, Stranger: How old are u? You: Maxin, relaxin all cool You: Shootin some b-ball outside of the school, You: oh, 20 Stranger: Sorry, i gotta go. xoxo Your conversational partner has disconnected. or send us feedback. (view post) |
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THIS IS A ****ING EASY AND FUNNY PACE TO STROLL HAVE FUNConnecting to server… You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: I f you disconnect, I’ll kill myself Stranger: Log in to see images! You: Don’t think I won’t Stranger: whatsup? ^^ You: nm. whatcha doing? Stranger: just had breakfast Stranger: u? You: Masturbating, watching you type through your window. Stranger: ah Stranger: knew u were gay :/ Your conversational partner has disconnected. (view post) |
04/05/2009 |
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POST IN THIS THREAD TO GET NAKED PICTURES IN YOUR TUBMAIL THX ^.^fabulous personRY ALL OF IT
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04/05/2009 |
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THIS IS A ****ING EASY AND FUNNY PACE TO STROLL HAVE FUNStranger: hi You: ENTER PbumWORD Stranger: BUCETA You: INCORRECT Stranger: CU You: ENTER PbumWORD Stranger: bum Stranger: male reproductive organ You: CORRECT Stranger: YEAAAAH Stranger: HSAUSAHSAUHSAUHSA You: WELCOME MICHAEL You: TIS IS AN AUTOMATED MESSAGE FROM THE LEGION Stranger: HI You: THE PACKAGE WILL BE DELIVERED TO THE GAS STATION WITHIN THE HOUR Stranger: OKAY Stranger: GIVE A **** TOO Stranger: PLS You: THE NSA IS ON THE LOOKOUT FOR THE PACKAGE, MICHAEL You: DO NOT BLOW YOUR COVER You: DO NOT FAIL YOUR MISSION You: FOR SECURITY THIS MESSAGE WILL SELF DESTRUCT You: IN 5 You: 4 You: 3 You: 2 You: 1 You: 0 You have disconnected. or send us feedback. (view post) |
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[Closed] OFFICIAL Crotch Zombie Contest: Funniest Omegle Ogre! Win BP + E-Peen + Lulz + ???!!!Hey raepdog. Have fun with this one.
Connecting to server… You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: asl Stranger: hi You: asl? Stranger: 22/m/mi Stranger: you You: 21/f/Virginia Stranger: do you go to school? You: College You: You? Stranger: college Stranger: what is your program? You: I’m majoring in theoretical math You: Minor in psychology You: You? Stranger: wow Stranger: Electrical engineering with concentrations in electronics and instrumentation You: Nice You: A technology kind of guy, huh? You: I like that. Stranger: yes Stranger: are you good at diff. equations You: yeah, i’m alright Stranger: i hated those Stranger: how much more school do you have left You: eh, a good few months left You: You? Stranger: 29 days… You: wow nice You: Lucky bastard You: so You: Hell…wanna cyber or something? You: that’s all this place is good for Stranger: sure You: Alright, you get it started. I’m no good at starting. Stranger: what color is your hair You: Long and brown. You? Stranger: short and brown Stranger: brownish black You: Sounds cute. Eyes? Stranger: brown Stranger: yours? You: Gray Stranger: wow… they must be really sexy You: Haha thanks. They’ve been called that. How tall are you? Stranger: How do I teach a brown haired lady with gray eyes math? Stranger: 6’2” Stranger: I subtract your clothes, divide your legs, and square root you You: haha that was so ****ing corny. You: I love it You: I’m 5’7” myself…i’m not tall Log in to see images! Stranger: thats actually a good height Stranger: in my opinion You: ahh it’s nothing special Stranger: what are your hobbies You: Ah, nothing special. Video games and ****ing around on the internet You: Cybering with random dudes on omegle Stranger: is your woman's genitals shaved? You: haha yeah Stranger: completely bald? You: I leave a little tuft above my clit You: How are you built? Stranger: athletic… i have been playing hockey my whole life Stranger: what is a tuft? You: ooh nice Stranger: like a patch? You: yeah You: a little one Stranger: any piercings? You: lol a lot of em You: eyebrows, ears, lip and nipples You: I’m thinking of getting my clit pierced Stranger: i heard it can make you more sensitive Log in to see images! Stranger: i would drive you nuts if i ate you out You: Me too…I’m a little scared of getting a metal rod stabbed through it though Log in to see images! You: Oh I bet it would, naughty boy You: You have any piercings? Stranger: no, i did have my ear pierced a couple years back Stranger: but i havent worn it in a while You: Well that’s something Stranger: whats your favorite sex position? You: ooh that’s hard to choose You: I like doggy style, Stranger: thats my favorite too You: But I like everything else too You: I dunno, doggy just hits all the right spots though You: So how long is your male reproductive organ? Stranger: just over 7 inches Stranger: as of about 3 weeks ago You: ooh, a decent amount of meat to play with then Stranger: what size are your mammary glands? You: 34D You: Not bad for a skinny girl Stranger: i bet you have a sweet bum You: aww, I dunno about that. it’s a little flat, but it gets the job done You: I LOVE being spanked though Stranger: do you like getting ****ed doggy style and having your hair tugged? You: haha how did you know? Stranger: im good at it You: I bet you are Stranger: do you have any dildos? You: a couple You: a big purple one and a smaller blue bumplug Stranger: do you use both at the same time? Stranger: or you cant? You: On special occasions You: Usually I can’t get both in unless I try REALLY hard though Stranger: does they give you explosive orgasms? You: nah, I need real flesh for that You: brb…I might just go get my bumplug real quick Stranger: k Stranger: i will get my flesh light You: Alright, my plan is to sit it on the chair and sit down on it. Stranger: sweet Stranger: you should take pictures You: haha no, i’m not THAT huge a whore Stranger: do you have lube on it? You: But I can give you a picture to jack to Stranger: ok You: hang on…lemme sit down real quick. and yes, it’s lubed You: ohhhh that’s good You: anyway, gonna find you a pic. brb. Stranger: k… what sparked your curiosity for a bum plug? You: This is from a while back, but it’s still good. http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/7030/lyingbacksmilingux4.jpg You: Oh, a guy convinced me to try anal once You: It was great, so I bought a bumplug for my own use. You: haha I love this thing Stranger: i would love to stuff your woman's genitals with my male reproductive organ You: it’s about…6-7 inches long. You: I’d ride you silly Stranger: i bet you would… Stranger: do you like rough sex You: haha you could say that You: Anything that makes me growl is a-ok with me Stranger: anymore pics? You: Nah, no camera Stranger: you are pretty sexy Stranger: not gonna lie Stranger: damn You: haha thanks You: Got any pics of yourself? Stranger: i dont think thats you thouhg You: Why do you say that? Stranger: nipples are not pierced You: I told you it was a while back You: I hadn’t had them pierced yet Stranger: http://www.nwo.dk/pic/****%20on%20first%20date.jpg You: haha very clbumy Stranger: no, i dont have any pictures of myself You: I figured lol Stranger: are you also fingering yourself? You: Well you may not be here, but I’ll let you control this bumplug. Tell me what to do with it Log in to see images! You: Nah, typing. I’m kinda rocking back and fort on my bumplug though Stranger: bounce up and down a little bit Stranger: while rocking back and forth Stranger: make sure its all the right spots Stranger: .... but not for too long. You: ahh you’re good at this You: Tell me wheen tos Stranger: too much of a good thing may be a bad thing You: *sstop Stranger: keep going… Stranger: but now just speed it up a little bit You: haa…haa…it’s kinda hart to typee Stranger: stop! You: but i’ll…haa try You: aww You: alright Stranger: i changed my mind… start going up and down again Stranger: slowly You: ahh…want me to try and describe how it feels? I’ve been told I’m pretty good at it Stranger: yeah You: haa..mkay You: I’m going down You: As it widens, I’m feeling it stretch my bum You: and as I feel it get the widest, it suddenly narrows and my bum clenches down onto it Stranger: thats so hot… Stranger: i want to feel your bum clench on my male reproductive organ You: At this point, I’m feeling the rubber touch my oht spots deep in my bum You: I’d love to clench my bum on your male reproductive organ, baby You: damn that feels good Stranger: i wish i was your chair You: As I lift up, the dildo wants to come with me, but I hold it down Stranger: i would hold you down and rock your woman's genitals You: Ohh PLEASE do You: I’m so ****ing horny it’s not funny Stranger: i would put my male reproductive organ so deep inside Stranger: and pull it out You: Can Igo faster on this damn dildo? that slow pace is just killing me Stranger: and then back in just thrusting you You: **** it I’m going faster Stranger: sure.. Stranger: do you need more lube? You: My woman's genitals clenches down on your male reproductive organ You: Doesn’t matter at this point You: Ahh goddamn I’m gonna come really ****ing fast at this rate Stranger: it feels so good to feel your warm woman's genitals around my male reproductive organ You: ha, better use that fleshlight. Stranger: i want to **** you doggy style and shove my fingers in your bum You: IOh god yeah You: o it Stranger: while tugging on your hair You: ooh yeah You: kee going Stranger: and spanking your bum Stranger: grabbing your hips You: oh god Stranger: thrusting your body back and forth Stranger: then i pull my male reproductive organ out and gently put it in your bum You: I’ve never great times this fast from just cybering before…I’m so…lcose Stranger: inch by inch by inch You: haaa Stranger: then i grab your nips Stranger: slightly pinching them You: so…...closde….haa Stranger: damn… Stranger: i keep looking at your picture thinking of your body and bum Stranger: having your bum wrapped around my male reproductive organ Stranger: ****ing you You: AH!**** ndthdgfb Stranger: then i stop… to tease you. Stranger: but i get right back at ****ing you… fast Stranger: spank Stranger: spank You: ahhh….christ You: that was a damn good orgasm You: haha you’ve done this before Stranger: nah Stranger: not really You: I don’t believe a word of it lol Stranger: why do you say that? You: you’re good at it. You: I can tell when it’s someone’s first cyber You: it’s always kinda akward…like first sex Stranger: yeah… im a virgin Stranger: so i wouldnt know You: oh wow really? You: you must watch a ****load of porn Stranger: what do you think? You: well You: virgins are evrywhere on the net Stranger: im not You: hmm You: feh, whatever. you’re good at the art of the cyber You: brb…gonna go clean myself up. Stranger: i just blew the ****ing biggest load ever You: back You: I’d gladly lick that off for ya Stranger: mmm Stranger: so hot Stranger: whats your name anyways You: ha tastes like bleach miked with protien You: Carrie You: You? Stranger: Chris You: Nice e-****ing you, chris Stranger: you must be quite the package… a horny mathematician You: I’m like ALWAYS horny Stranger: yeah me too… its like an addiction You: Oh hey, hit me up at forumwarz.com Stranger: whats that You: it’s a game about the internet You: ****ing great You: Anyway, whenever you go there, make an account and tubmail (private message) raepdog (not rapedog). I’ll be sure to blow you when I hear from you, sexy. You: So what do you do with yourself? Stranger: play hockey, workout, and school You: cool Stranger: and yourself You: Like I said, video games and the internet You: So hey, I kinda have to go You: Hit me up at forumwarz, ‘kay? Stranger: alright Stranger: later You: Seeya babe. **** ya later. You have disconnected. or send us feedback. (view post) |
04/04/2009 |
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[Closed] OFFICIAL Crotch Zombie Contest: Funniest Omegle Ogre! Win BP + E-Peen + Lulz + ???!!!I have a better submission.
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04/03/2009 |
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( x ) Last bum Wins 1BP NSFW ( x )(X) (view post) |
04/03/2009 |
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AristRofl's SUPER-OMEGA-AWESOME contest. (3, 5, and 7bp + extras) (NSFW)Alee Posted: |
04/03/2009 |
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AristRofl's SUPER-OMEGA-AWESOME contest. (3, 5, and 7bp + extras) (NSFW)Listen, I’m so cool, I’m tubmailing you a rapidshare link. My mbumive funny picture collection. (view post) |
04/02/2009 |
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[Contest] Name and Rename My Alts for 1BPCamwhore: Bellah Donna
Emo kid: xXxI_HATE_SUBURBIAxXx (view post) |
04/02/2009 |
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Signature Contest for 15 BPLog in to see images! (view post) |
04/02/2009 |
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( x ) Last bum Wins 1BP NSFW ( x )Re dei sepolcri Posted: |
04/02/2009 |
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View this thread to receive a Haxploitation epeenI ARE REPLY TO NONSENSE (view post) |
03/29/2009 |