God damn. Usually guys get ****ing weird when I do this. He got wise to it.

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You: hey there

You: asl?

You: 3…

Stranger: hey sorry

You: 2…

You: oh lol

Stranger: 17 m uk.. you?

Stranger: haha

You: 21/f/usa

Stranger: cool ^^

You: nice to finally meet a guy on here

You: lol

Stranger: heh, nice to meet someone that wants to talk

You: I know, right?

Stranger: instead of tell bull**** jokes

Stranger: init ^^

You: srsly

Stranger: sucks, lol

Stranger: were about in usa btw, if you dont mind me asking..

You: Virginia

You: And you in the UK?

Stranger: aye, england

Stranger: and cool

You: awesome

You: haha to be honest, I’m a bit drunk

You: lol

Stranger: haha

Stranger: cool, i guess xD

Stranger: what time is it at there atm?

You: lol I find it to be so

Stranger: lol Log in to see images!

You: 9:10 PM

Stranger: cool

You: you?

Stranger: 02:11am here

You: hey cool

Stranger: pretty late, i know

You: It’s all good

You: I’m usually up till like 3 AM

Stranger: hehe

You: lol

Stranger: best way

You: hm?

Stranger: not to be a stave to time..

Stranger: slave* even

You: indeed

You: To be honest I’m a bit horny too. Hope that doesn’t scare you off like everyone else Log in to see images!

Stranger: lol dont worry, im still here

You: oh good

You: lol

Stranger: haha ^^

You: hehe. I don;t know why it’ sos hard to get a cyber going on omegle tonight.

You: the last 20 folks have been brazillian, female or bumholes

Stranger: lol the brazillians **** me off

You: At least you sound sane lol

Stranger: haha ^^

You: hehe

Stranger: i guess the website made it to the brazillian news or something, haha

You: I’m sure

Stranger: xD

You: There are loads of em on here, that’s all I know

Stranger: aye, lol

You: ^^

You: so…

You: what do you look like?

You: out of curiosity

Stranger: blue eyes.. sort of long, blondish hair.. could say it was brown tho.. about 5’6/7.. ^^

Stranger: yourself?

You: cool

You: gray eyes, short blue/purple hair, a lot of piercings…5’7” and about like 120 lbs

Stranger: cool ^^

You: ^^

Stranger: whats lbs? dont use that in england, haha

You: Oh

You: pounds

Stranger: ah

You: I’m pretty skinny

Stranger: use stones here, lol

You: ahh

Stranger: hehe ^^

You: I’m not sure the conversion….lemme find one

You: brb, sry

Stranger: dont worry about it, but kk

You: 54 and a half kilos

You: I think

Stranger: cool

You: thanks be to google for that one

Stranger: well, im about 9 and a half stone.. but idk what that is in anything else

You: lol the converter doesn’t handle stone

Stranger: ah well xD

You: lol

You: Well I’m skinny, youre….I dnno

Stranger: pretty skinny

You: ah cool

Stranger: well yer, 9 stone is skinny rly

You: I have learned a bit more about the UK then lol

Stranger: hehe ^^

Stranger: thats true

You: ^_^

You: hang on….lemme go get something

Stranger: ok

Stranger: Log in to see images!

You: alright, I’m back. with my “item”

Stranger: care to tell me alittle more about this item? Log in to see images!

You: well

You: to be honest?

You: It’s a…er

Stranger: hehe, go on xD

You: It’s a… bumplug

You: lol

Stranger: heh, now that was not 1 of the things i was thinking lol

You: sorry, nature calls. brb.

Stranger: heh, ok

You: alright, back

Stranger: welcome back xD

You: sorry about that. a full blader waits for no girl

You: *bladder

Stranger: haha

You: So yeah…what were you thinkin it was that I got?

Stranger: well, i was thinking maybe a dildo.. but bumplug never pasted my mind..

You: haha I have one of those too

Stranger: with you right now? ^^

You: but to be honest, I’m a bti more of an anal girl

You: nah, I cant’s use both

Stranger: ooh, i see

You: I mean I’ve tried, but things just get too tight

Stranger: tight can be good? ^^

You: nah, like so tight it hurts

Stranger: ah

You: See, I can get something in one hole or the other…they’re oo close together to have something of any size in both

You: lol

Stranger: lol, gutted

You: huh?

Stranger: ah.. its a english word.. mm

Stranger: too bad

Stranger: is probly what its closest to

You: ahh

You: thanks

You: lol

Stranger: sorry about that, lol

You: it’s all good

Stranger: so, have you got many.. bumplugs then?

You: I have a couple

Stranger: cool ^^

You: I’m sitting on my big black one, but I have a little blue one too

Stranger: ooh, right now? ..but cool

You: yeah, right now

You: it makes things a bit more interesting lol

Stranger: heh, true

You: particularly on my end hehe

You: This thing is ****ing huge…ahh

Stranger: heh, i wish i could see Log in to see images!

You: I bet you do

You: lol

Stranger: lol ^^

You: I DO have a picture of me you can see though

Stranger: ooh, you do?

You: yep

Stranger: may i see? Log in to see images!

You: I’ll warn you, I’m hardly clothed in it though lol

Stranger: i dont think thats gonna be a problem Log in to see images!

You: haha

You: Here: http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/2850/punker.jpg

Stranger: ooh, very nice Log in to see images!

You: haha it’s just little ol’ me, nothing special

You: ^^

Stranger: heh, i wish i had a picture to show you now..

You: Aww, you don’t? oh well

Stranger: well, id go take 1

Stranger: but its 2:30 in the morning, and i probly wake the house up if i went looking for a camera lol

You: aww, really? haha it’s all good

Stranger: heh ^^

You: so what are you wearing?

Stranger: not very much Log in to see images! just my boxers, and a plain white t..

You: cool

Stranger: yourself?

You: I’m in a little black halter top

Stranger: heh, cool

You: I had a pink thong on, but I had to make way for the bumplug

You: hehe it’s over there on the floor

Stranger: hehe, makes sence ^^

Stranger: i may have to be doing that with my boxers soon..

You: hey hey, it’s all good

You: lol I don’t mind at all

Stranger: Log in to see images!

Stranger: heh

You: and when you do, i might just let you tell me what to do with this bumplug of mine

Stranger: haha

Stranger: sounds good ^^

You: haha I’ll appreciate it

You: It’s funny, an ex-boyfriend once called me “A fetishist’s dream”

Stranger: heh, and whys this? ^^

You: Well, I’ll do anything in bed.

Stranger: now that.. sounds good to me ^^

Stranger: and just to let you know.. those boxers have been removed Log in to see images!

You: The weirdest thing I ever did was let a guy **** on me in the shower…it smelled kinda iffy, but it was hot in a weird dirty way

You: lol glad to hear it

You: How big are you?

Stranger: heh, that is kinda weird

Stranger: but honestly.. i think im not bad in size.. 7inchs ^^

You: well, I didn’t mind, as long as it was in the shower where I could rinse off quick

You: hey that’s a decent bit of meat to play with

Stranger: good point

Stranger: heh Log in to see images!

You: So…got any fetishes?

Stranger: mm, not that much so.. wet panties and girls masturbating.. got any yourself? ^^

You: haha other than anal, I love the feeling of not being in control

Stranger: ooh, cool

You: I’m feeling pretty kinky…tell you what

You: I’ll be your internet toy…

Stranger: feeling pretty kinky myself..

Stranger: you will? ^^

You: just tell me what to do. and I’ll be glad to do it

You: what’s your name?

Stranger: zach, yours?

You: Carrie

Stranger: cool Log in to see images!

You: Nice to meet you. Zach…I’m at your mercy

Stranger: hehe, ok

Stranger: i would love you to explain what your doing while your masturbating.. maybe get your panties nice a wet.. Log in to see images!

Stranger: and*

You: and I’ll leave no sound I make untyped, either…I’ve done this bbefore

You: alright…want me to take out my bumplug first?

Stranger: ooh, this sounds good Log in to see images!

You: ohh no, I have no power here

You: You’re the one that holds my leash, Zach

Stranger: ooh, well yes.. i believe you should remove it carrie Log in to see images!

You: Ahh…this thing is big

Stranger: hehe

You: mm…it’s out….what should I do with it?

Stranger: would it maybe fit inside of your woman's genitals? ^^

You: We’re going to find out, aren’t we?

Stranger: yes, we are

You: well it’s a little dirty…let me just lick it off first, hm?

Stranger: mm yes, i think you should Log in to see images!

You: or would you want me to just stick it in me dirty?

You: your choice, Zach.

Stranger: maybe you should just get it in there, dirty.. yes

You: oh I knew you were a dirty boy…just like I like them

You: ahh it’s so big

You: it’s just getting wider…...

Stranger: keep going carrie Log in to see images!

You: ahh damn it’s going to be hard…I’m so stretched out

You: ooohh..I’m all the way down on it

Stranger: well done ^^

You: that dirty bumplug is all the way in my dirty little woman's genitals

Stranger: mm yes.. you have no idea how hard i am ^^

You: haha imagine my soft hand lightly touching it before closing around it, stroking slightly

You: mmh, tell me what to do next, Zach. Your will is my command….

Stranger: mm i can imagine.. i wish..

You: I do mean ANYTHING

Stranger: mm.. i believe we should take that bumplug out now.. and go and get those panties.. and rub yourself with them.. getting them nice and wet ^^

You: haha a panty man I see…be glad to

You: mmh…it’s kinda hard at first to get it out

You: it narrows at the bottom

You: oooh, I’m stretching way out again….and it’s out

Stranger: well done Log in to see images!

You: be right back, Zach

Stranger: ok carrie

You: mm..I’m back, the bumplug is on my left and the panties are in my right hand

You: I’m holding them against my woman's genitals…the roughish cloth feels so good

Stranger: ooh, very nice ^^

You: mm…I’m already dripping wet, so getting theses panties soaked will be no problem

You: OOH!

Stranger: hehe.. i just cant help but touch myself now..

You: my bum was gaping a little from the bumplug, and a drop of my woman's genitals juice just dripped into my rectum

You: lol

Stranger: heh

Stranger: how did that feel? ^^

You: oh god dammnit…I ave to pee again. Hey…are you the kind of guy that would want me to do something with it?

Stranger: meh, thats not rly for me Log in to see images!

You: Answer fast, I have to goooo

You: alright, brb

Stranger: kk

You: back

Stranger: welcome back, carrie

You: haha a few guys have told me to drink it…Thanks for the welcome, Zach

Stranger: heh, not for me that Log in to see images!

You: whatever you say, Zach. and I do mean WHATEVER you say

Stranger: hehe Log in to see images!

Stranger: I THINK YOU SHOULD GET A LIFE LOLOLOLOLL

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