Hey raepdog. Have fun with this one.

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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: asl

Stranger: hi

You: asl?

Stranger: 22/m/mi

Stranger: you

You: 21/f/Virginia

Stranger: do you go to school?

You: College

You: You?

Stranger: college

Stranger: what is your program?

You: I’m majoring in theoretical math

You: Minor in psychology

You: You?

Stranger: wow

Stranger: Electrical engineering with concentrations in electronics and instrumentation

You: Nice

You: A technology kind of guy, huh?

You: I like that.

Stranger: yes

Stranger: are you good at diff. equations

You: yeah, i’m alright

Stranger: i hated those

Stranger: how much more school do you have left

You: eh, a good few months left

You: You?

Stranger: 29 days…

You: wow nice

You: Lucky bastard

You: so

You: Hell…wanna cyber or something?

You: that’s all this place is good for

Stranger: sure

You: Alright, you get it started. I’m no good at starting.

Stranger: what color is your hair

You: Long and brown. You?

Stranger: short and brown

Stranger: brownish black

You: Sounds cute. Eyes?

Stranger: brown

Stranger: yours?

You: Gray

Stranger: wow… they must be really sexy

You: Haha thanks. They’ve been called that. How tall are you?

Stranger: How do I teach a brown haired lady with gray eyes math?

Stranger: 6’2”

Stranger: I subtract your clothes, divide your legs, and square root you

You: haha that was so ****ing corny.

You: I love it

You: I’m 5’7” myself…i’m not tall Log in to see images!

Stranger: thats actually a good height

Stranger: in my opinion

You: ahh it’s nothing special

Stranger: what are your hobbies

You: Ah, nothing special. Video games and ****ing around on the internet

You: Cybering with random dudes on omegle

Stranger: is your woman's genitals shaved?

You: haha yeah

Stranger: completely bald?

You: I leave a little tuft above my clit

You: How are you built?

Stranger: athletic… i have been playing hockey my whole life

Stranger: what is a tuft?

You: ooh nice

Stranger: like a patch?

You: yeah

You: a little one

Stranger: any piercings?

You: lol a lot of em

You: eyebrows, ears, lip and nipples

You: I’m thinking of getting my clit pierced

Stranger: i heard it can make you more sensitive Log in to see images!

Stranger: i would drive you nuts if i ate you out

You: Me too…I’m a little scared of getting a metal rod stabbed through it though Log in to see images!

You: Oh I bet it would, naughty boy

You: You have any piercings?

Stranger: no, i did have my ear pierced a couple years back

Stranger: but i havent worn it in a while

You: Well that’s something

Stranger: whats your favorite sex position?

You: ooh that’s hard to choose

You: I like doggy style,

Stranger: thats my favorite too

You: But I like everything else too

You: I dunno, doggy just hits all the right spots though

You: So how long is your male reproductive organ?

Stranger: just over 7 inches

Stranger: as of about 3 weeks ago

You: ooh, a decent amount of meat to play with then

Stranger: what size are your mammary glands?

You: 34D

You: Not bad for a skinny girl

Stranger: i bet you have a sweet bum

You: aww, I dunno about that. it’s a little flat, but it gets the job done

You: I LOVE being spanked though

Stranger: do you like getting ****ed doggy style and having your hair tugged?

You: haha how did you know?

Stranger: im good at it

You: I bet you are

Stranger: do you have any dildos?

You: a couple

You: a big purple one and a smaller blue bumplug

Stranger: do you use both at the same time?

Stranger: or you cant?

You: On special occasions

You: Usually I can’t get both in unless I try REALLY hard though

Stranger: does they give you explosive orgasms?

You: nah, I need real flesh for that

You: brb…I might just go get my bumplug real quick

Stranger: k

Stranger: i will get my flesh light

You: Alright, my plan is to sit it on the chair and sit down on it.

Stranger: sweet

Stranger: you should take pictures

You: haha no, i’m not THAT huge a whore

Stranger: do you have lube on it?

You: But I can give you a picture to jack to

Stranger: ok

You: hang on…lemme sit down real quick. and yes, it’s lubed

You: ohhhh that’s good

You: anyway, gonna find you a pic. brb.

Stranger: k… what sparked your curiosity for a bum plug?

You: This is from a while back, but it’s still good. http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/7030/lyingbacksmilingux4.jpg

You: Oh, a guy convinced me to try anal once

You: It was great, so I bought a bumplug for my own use.

You: haha I love this thing

Stranger: i would love to stuff your woman's genitals with my male reproductive organ

You: it’s about…6-7 inches long.

You: I’d ride you silly

Stranger: i bet you would…

Stranger: do you like rough sex

You: haha you could say that

You: Anything that makes me growl is a-ok with me

Stranger: anymore pics?

You: Nah, no camera

Stranger: you are pretty sexy

Stranger: not gonna lie

Stranger: damn

You: haha thanks

You: Got any pics of yourself?

Stranger: i dont think thats you thouhg

You: Why do you say that?

Stranger: nipples are not pierced

You: I told you it was a while back

You: I hadn’t had them pierced yet

Stranger: http://www.nwo.dk/pic/****%20on%20first%20date.jpg

You: haha very clbumy

Stranger: no, i dont have any pictures of myself

You: I figured lol

Stranger: are you also fingering yourself?

You: Well you may not be here, but I’ll let you control this bumplug. Tell me what to do with it Log in to see images!

You: Nah, typing. I’m kinda rocking back and fort on my bumplug though

Stranger: bounce up and down a little bit

Stranger: while rocking back and forth

Stranger: make sure its all the right spots

Stranger: .... but not for too long.

You: ahh you’re good at this

You: Tell me wheen tos

Stranger: too much of a good thing may be a bad thing

You: *sstop

Stranger: keep going…

Stranger: but now just speed it up a little bit

You: haa…haa…it’s kinda hart to typee

Stranger: stop!

You: but i’ll…haa try

You: aww

You: alright

Stranger: i changed my mind… start going up and down again

Stranger: slowly

You: ahh…want me to try and describe how it feels? I’ve been told I’m pretty good at it

Stranger: yeah

You: haa..mkay

You: I’m going down

You: As it widens, I’m feeling it stretch my bum

You: and as I feel it get the widest, it suddenly narrows and my bum clenches down onto it

Stranger: thats so hot…

Stranger: i want to feel your bum clench on my male reproductive organ

You: At this point, I’m feeling the rubber touch my oht spots deep in my bum

You: I’d love to clench my bum on your male reproductive organ, baby

You: damn that feels good

Stranger: i wish i was your chair

You: As I lift up, the dildo wants to come with me, but I hold it down

Stranger: i would hold you down and rock your woman's genitals

You: Ohh PLEASE do

You: I’m so ****ing horny it’s not funny

Stranger: i would put my male reproductive organ so deep inside

Stranger: and pull it out

You: Can Igo faster on this damn dildo? that slow pace is just killing me

Stranger: and then back in just thrusting you

You: **** it I’m going faster

Stranger: sure..

Stranger: do you need more lube?

You: My woman's genitals clenches down on your male reproductive organ

You: Doesn’t matter at this point

You: Ahh goddamn I’m gonna come really ****ing fast at this rate

Stranger: it feels so good to feel your warm woman's genitals around my male reproductive organ

You: ha, better use that fleshlight.

Stranger: i want to **** you doggy style and shove my fingers in your bum

You: IOh god yeah

You: o it

Stranger: while tugging on your hair

You: ooh yeah

You: kee going

Stranger: and spanking your bum

Stranger: grabbing your hips

You: oh god

Stranger: thrusting your body back and forth

Stranger: then i pull my male reproductive organ out and gently put it in your bum

You: I’ve never great times this fast from just cybering before…I’m so…lcose

Stranger: inch by inch by inch

You: haaa

Stranger: then i grab your nips

Stranger: slightly pinching them

You: so…...closde….haa

Stranger: damn…

Stranger: i keep looking at your picture thinking of your body and bum

Stranger: having your bum wrapped around my male reproductive organ

Stranger: ****ing you

You: AH!**** ndthdgfb

Stranger: then i stop… to tease you.

Stranger: but i get right back at ****ing you… fast

Stranger: spank

Stranger: spank

You: ahhh….christ

You: that was a damn good orgasm

You: haha you’ve done this before

Stranger: nah

Stranger: not really

You: I don’t believe a word of it lol

Stranger: why do you say that?

You: you’re good at it.

You: I can tell when it’s someone’s first cyber

You: it’s always kinda akward…like first sex

Stranger: yeah… im a virgin

Stranger: so i wouldnt know

You: oh wow really?

You: you must watch a ****load of porn

Stranger: what do you think?

You: well

You: virgins are evrywhere on the net

Stranger: im not

You: hmm

You: feh, whatever. you’re good at the art of the cyber

You: brb…gonna go clean myself up.

Stranger: i just blew the ****ing biggest load ever

You: back

You: I’d gladly lick that off for ya

Stranger: mmm

Stranger: so hot

Stranger: whats your name anyways

You: ha tastes like bleach miked with protien

You: Carrie

You: You?

Stranger: Chris

You: Nice e-****ing you, chris

Stranger: you must be quite the package… a horny mathematician

You: I’m like ALWAYS horny

Stranger: yeah me too… its like an addiction

You: Oh hey, hit me up at forumwarz.com

Stranger: whats that

You: it’s a game about the internet

You: ****ing great

You: Anyway, whenever you go there, make an account and tubmail (private message) raepdog (not rapedog). I’ll be sure to blow you when I hear from you, sexy.

You: So what do you do with yourself?

Stranger: play hockey, workout, and school

You: cool

Stranger: and yourself

You: Like I said, video games and the internet

You: So hey, I kinda have to go

You: Hit me up at forumwarz, ‘kay?

Stranger: alright

Stranger: later

You: Seeya babe. **** ya later.

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