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You: hey

Stranger: hi

You: what’s up?

Stranger: im okkkk

You: cool

Stranger: i guess

Stranger: you?

You: My life is sucking right now

You: I got in one little fight

Stranger: why

You: And my mom got all scared

Stranger: oh

You: She said “You’re movin with your auntie and uncle in belair”

You: that’s SO far away

Stranger: oh noes

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Stranger: why did you fight

Stranger: you should run, not fight

You: Some guys who were up to no good started makin trouble in my neigborhood

Stranger: how old r u

You: I mean I was on the playgrond, chillin out maxin, relaxin all cool. Shoottin a little b-ball outside of the school.

You: 16

Stranger: youngsta

You: haha riight

You: Wel when my plane landed I whistled for a cab

Stranger: what

You: and whe it came near, the liscense plate said fresh and there were fuzzy dice hanging on the mirror

You: I was a little weirded out at first

You: But I got over it and said “Yo Homes, to Bel Air!”

Stranger: lol

You: I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8.

You: And I yelled to the cabbie “Yo Homes, smell ya later!”

You: I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there.

You: To sit on my throne as the prince of belair

You: For real

Stranger: hahah

You: I know right?

Stranger: maybe

You: I mean a black dude from the ghetto just stuck into belair?

You: meh

You: anyway, what’s your name?

Stranger: joona

You: Nice. I’m Will

Stranger: hello will

Stranger: smith

You: Log in to see images!

You: CANT LET YOU DO THAT FOX

You: Now, this is a story all about how

My life got flipped-turned upside down

And I liked to take a minute

Just sit right there

I’ll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air

In west Philadelphia born and raised

On the playground was where I spent most of my days

Chillin’ out maxin’ relaxin’ all cool

And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school

When a couple of guys

Who were up to no good

Started making trouble in my neighborhood

I got in one little fight and my mom got scared

She said ‘You’re movin’ with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air’

I begged and pleaded with her day after day

But she packed my suite case and send me on my way

She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.

I put my walkman on and said, ‘I might as well kick it’.

First clbum, yo this is bad

Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glbum.

Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like?

Hmmmmm this might be alright.

But wait I hear they’re prissy, wine all that

Is Bel-Air the type of place they send this cool cat?

I don’t think so

I’ll see when I get there

I hope they’re prepared for the prince of Bel-Air

Well, the plane landed and when I came out

There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out

I ain’t trying to get arrested

I just got here

I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared

I whistled for a cab and when it came near

The license plate said ‘FRESH’ and it had dice in the mirror

If anything I can say this cab is rare

But I thought ‘Now forget it’ – ‘Yo homes to Bel Air’

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8

And I yelled to the cabbie ‘Yo homes smell ya later’

I looked at my kingdom

I was finally there

To settle my throne as the Prince of Bel Air

Stranger: lol

You: >_>

You: fo real, homie

You: zippa boppa dopea doop

Stranger: word is bomb

You: word

Stranger: you into rap music?

You: yeah, I write good family safe rhymes

Stranger: lol

You: And I act a bit too

Stranger: omg

You: wat

Stranger: nothing

Stranger: just keep doing it

You: YOU ****ING TEASE

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