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You: Oh herro

You: I have a question for you

Stranger: i know

You: Do you know what the aim of a troll is?

You: If you do, I have a chatlog for you to read

Stranger: no

Stranger: i’m sorry

You: ahh it’s alright

You: well to explain

Stranger: ok

You: A troll is someone who seeks to make as many people as angry as possible

Stranger: well

You: I am one. I’m going to post a chatlog. will you tell me if you think I succeeded?

Stranger: ok

You: Wartooth118: buncha fabulous persons

VespaCarmyn: cool; my dad has a lot of friends from aethelmark, but kingdom boundaries don’t really matter to me, so I always forget to ask my friends at Pennsic where they’re from. ^_^;;

VespaCarmyn: Wartooth118: who, us?

Snazz: Wartooth118: You’re just jealous because you’re not getting any

kbone: holy crap i’m in this pic!

VespaCarmyn: Wartooth118: yeah, gathering to fight is reeaally gay.

Wartooth118: Snazz: On the contrart

Wartooth118: VespaCarmyn: in a video game, yes.

kbone: can anyone see me?

VespaCarmyn: Wartooth118: Umm, it’s not a video game. it’s real. idjit.

Samildanach: VespaCarmyn: Yeah, I don’t have a good mental map of the Kingdoms… and let’s face it, being “East Kingdom” don’t exactly pin you down much. I end up asking for a state more often than not.

CFlam: nig­ger cracker fine upstanding member of society fine upstanding member of society fine upstanding member of society nazi commie liberalwiener rightwingnutjob

INCIT-Bot 5000: Hey, it’s time to vote! Remember, if you don’t vote, your entry will be disqualified.

Wartooth118: VespaCarmyn: aerthian? how the **** is that real?

Samildanach: Wartooth118: We’re talking about SCA heavy combat.

Samildanach: You put on armor and beat people with sticks.

Wartooth118: Samildanach: OH GOD AMPGARD

Wartooth118: Samildanach: ENOURMOUS fabulous personS

Wartooth118: Samildanach: BAAHAHAHAHA

VespaCarmyn: Wartooth118: closest thing to reenacting medieval fighting w/out killing eachother

Wartooth118: VespaCarmyn: I agree, it would be fun. It’s still fabulous persongy lol

INCIT-Bot 5000: There was actually a 3-way tie, so nobody was a clear winner

Samildanach: VespaCarmyn: Eh, there’s some folks doing live steel. I wouldn’t… but I’m willing to cede the “manliness” factor to those guys.

Samildanach: Wartooth118: Say that with a broken clavicle, friend.

Samildanach:

Wartooth118: Samildanach: See, REAL steel would be badbum

INCIT-Bot 5000: A new round has begun!

VespaCarmyn: lol, yeah. my dad fences, but they’ve got padding

VespaCarmyn: Wartooth118: yeah, real steel would hurt like hell

CFlam: Andy Waltfeld: U referenced chocolate rain and got disqualified? Unnacceptable.

Wartooth118: Samildanach: if you break your collarbone doing that, you ARE a fabulous person

VespaCarmyn: Wartooth118: we’d rather live to play another day, thx

Wartooth118: VespaCarmyn: Hell, I fence. there really isn’t that much padding

Samildanach: VespaCarmyn: Not fencers. There’s some Australian and European nutters who’re basically doing live steel with proper period armor.

Wartooth118: VespaCarmyn: The foil just bends

Wartooth118: VespaCarmyn: Well other than the mask lol

Samildanach: Wartooth118: Actually, when you get hit with a 12-foot long club swung at full speed, bones get broken.

VespaCarmyn: yeah

Samildanach: Trust me, you do NOT want to **** with polearm guys.

Wartooth118: Samildanach: well if you get hit at all, your parrying sucks balls

VespaCarmyn: meh, you just have to get inside their range

GuineaPigMan1: Moo.

Samildanach: Wartooth118: Hehehe. Seriously, nice try, though.

Wartooth118: Samildanach: exactly. Get past the end, and all hey have is a shor, clumsy stick

Wartooth118: damn T key

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For Professor Commie: lol lavalamps

VespaCarmyn: a short clumsy stick? dude, you have no clue what you’re talking about

Samildanach: Wartooth118: No offense… but I’m pretty sure all the heavies I know could reduce you to a quivering broken blob.

VespaCarmyn: hell, I stopped at boffer and I think I could beat him

Samildanach: Wartooth118: It’s cool, though, most of them can reduce me to a quivering broken blob, if they really wanted to.

Wartooth118: Samildanach: I’m a second degree blackbelt in Tae Kwon Do. I could kick bum…althouhg I’m not too trained in weapons combat

VespaCarmyn: and we’re talking about weapons combat.

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VespaCarmyn: so you’d be ****ed.

VespaCarmyn: and not in a good way

CFlam: Wartooth118: srsly?

Wartooth118: so a really angry fat man with a big stick and heavy armor would be formidable

Wartooth118: CFlam: yeah, srsly

Samildanach: Wartooth118: Exactly. You’re not trained in heavy combat. Which means you’re not well-placed to judge how damaging it can be, or how easy it is to parry a 12-foot staff.

Wartooth118: CFlam: You can see mah trained torso in Heirloom’s thread

Samildanach: Wartooth118: Dude, you should see these guys move.

CFlam: Wartooth118: oh. I only has green.

Wartooth118: Samildanach: I said I’m not WELL trained. not badly trained

INCIT-Bot 5000: There was actually a 3-way tie, so nobody was a clear winner

VespaCarmyn: they’re awe-inspiring and terrifying at the same time. ^_^

Wartooth118: Samildanach: I’m competent with a bo staff

Samildanach: Wartooth118: They look bulky because they’re wearing padded armor. They can still ring your bell twelve times in under 30 seconds.

VespaCarmyn: (kyaah, I got 2 votes! ^////^)

INCIT-Bot 5000: A new round has begun!

kbone: I’m the juagernaut ****! I’m the juagernaut ****! I’m the juagernaut ****! I’m the juagernaut ****! I’m the juagernaut ****! I’m the juagernaut ****! I’m the juagernaut ****! I’m the juagernaut ****! I’m the juagernaut ****! I’m the juagernaut bi

Wartooth118: block the attack, get in close, flying crescent kick, back spin kick, couple good whacks…

Wartooth118: lol

Samildanach: Wartooth118: And by “ring your bell” I mean “hit you above the eyes and below the crown of your skull”

DmechaD: hmm

DmechaD: ROBIN

DmechaD: I”M OUT OF

DmechaD: BATTERIES

Wartooth118: Samildanach: Look, I’m not a fabulous person, so I higly doubt I’ll be taking anything you say seriously.

VespaCarmyn: Wartooth118: yeah, stuff like that is against the rules. also, innefective against METAL ****ING ARMOR.

Samildanach: Wartooth118: It’s cool. I don’t really expect you to understand if you haven’t actually trained for it.

VespaCarmyn: pardon my attitude, but I don’t expect understanding at all from someone who bumumes someone’s sexuality based on the kind of fighting they do

Wartooth118: Samildanach: Also, IT’S NOT MEDIVAL TIMES ANYMORE. **** like ampgard is pure fabulous personry

VespaCarmyn: Wartooth118: it was never medival times.

Samildanach: Wartooth118: We don’t live as unarmed peasants in Feudal Japan. Martial arts is pure fabulous personry.

VespaCarmyn: Wartooth118: it’s spelled medieval

Wartooth118: VespaCarmyn: At least in fencing there is a quiet, refined grace about it. Lots of honor and courtesy.

Wartooth118: Samildanach: Martial arts is about balancing your mind and body. no all about combat

Samildanach: Wartooth118: Trust me, SCA heavy combat is all ABOUT honor and courtesy.

VespaCarmyn: Wartooth118: learn to spell, and THEN step in a ring with me.

Samildanach: Wartooth118: SCA combat is not all about combat to any greater degree. It’s just western martial arts.

INCIT-Bot 5000: Hey, it’s time to vote! Remember, if you don’t vote, your entry will be disqualified.

Wartooth118: VespaCarmyn: My ****ing T key is sticking

VespaCarmyn: Wartooth118: medival times?

Wartooth118: Samildanach: Which is an unrefined, primitive style at best

Samildanach: Wartooth118: Dude, you HAVEN’T SEEN IT. How on earth do you feel justified to judge it?

INCIT-Bot 5000: And the results are in!

Samildanach: Wartooth118: I mean, if you’re trolling, more power, but if you’re serious, I don’t get where you’re coming from.

VespaCarmyn: Wartooth118: you really need to stop talking about subjects on which you have no prior knowledge.

Snazz: ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH

Wartooth118: Samildanach: Yes, I have. I observed a field of you people once, beating each other for no apparent reason.

Samildanach: Gratz, Snazz.

Snazz: Samildanach: Thank you

DmechaD: Snazz: ROW ROW

Samildanach: Wartooth118: A field. So, no one-on-one combat?

INCIT-Bot 5000: A new round has begun!

Samildanach: Wartooth118: And are you sure it’s the same people?

Wartooth118: Samildanach: No grace…nothing refined…nothing wiht any real order….it’s just a bunch of pencil pushers with a chip on their shoulder

VespaCarmyn: woooow. You have no ****ing idea what you’re talking about.

Wartooth118: Like an extra nerdy version of fight club

Samildanach: Wartooth118: Seriously, dude, 10/10, but I think if this is all you’ve got, we’ll have to stop talking now.

Snazz: Wartooth118: As a follower of the chaotic teachings of Loki, I have no idea why any of this is a bad thing.

Wartooth118: I’m getting bored. LOL I TROL U

You: I’m Wartooth118. If it reads Samildanch: Wartooth118, that means he’s speaking to me specifically

Stranger: well

Stranger: so what for

Stranger: why you do that?

You: Mainly for the “lulz” A.K.A. entertainment

You: It’s like a dance

You: The person takes a stab at you,

You: You have to find a way spin it and make it in your favor

Stranger: you should get some thing to do

You: This IS what I do

Stranger: hoho

You: Just be glad I’m civil to you, fine upstanding member of society.

You: ANGRYFAIC

Stranger: you like debating

You: Yes

You: Except with less facts

You: and more lulz. And more anger

Stranger: you can talk really well

You: Basically, a successful troll is an extremely effective debater

You: Why thank you

You: See,

You: You’ll see a lot of people trying to be a good troll

You: “**** OFF YOU fabulous person fine upstanding member of society”

You: ETC, ETC.

You: To be honest, it makes a mockery out of the real trolls.

Stranger: well you are a expert of troll

You: Why thank you good sir.

You: I will take my leave. please refer to this site first, if you will

You: http://sourmath.com/ (DO NOT CLICK. THE LINK IS A BROWSER HIJACKER)

Stranger: ok

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DOHOHOHOHO

SEE WHAT I DID THERE?

What sex position would you like to do with Baroness?

The Baroness Posted:

Why has no one talked dirty to me yet? This is all p disappointing imo.

White horse falls in a mud puddle.

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i think i just beat forumwarz

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SO YOU HAVE PROOF YOU HATE YOURSELF

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Stranger: hey sexy

You: This is Mike from Omegle Customer Support. We received recent complaints of abuse of this website by your IP Address. Your address is currently logged and we will be reporting you to the authorities.

We have reason to believe you are grooming minors in an attempt to solicit indecent pictures of them. The FBl have been alerted and should contact you within 24 hours. If you fail to receive this call then a warrant for your arrest will be immediately posted nationwide.

You may appeal your case in this chat session, which is being logged for archival purposes.

Stranger: i’m just goofing off

You: Goofing off or no, you were still atempting to solicit illicit picures of a minor

Stranger: never asked for any pictures from anyone

You: From previous complaints, this is not the case

Stranger: i have recieved no pictures nore asked for anyone

Stranger: your a troll

Stranger: stop playing games, i’m just just trying to kill some time

You: Considering how you started this conversation, I find this highly unlikely

You: I suggest you take this seriously

You: Your future is very much on the line

Stranger: ok well what do i need to do to proove that i did nothing wrong

You: Have you archived any chat sessions?

Stranger: and how can i be sure you aren’t one of those morons playing a chris hanson game lol

Stranger: no i have not as i am only killing time

You: I have warned you once to take this seriously

You: Killing time by atempting to obtain child pornography?

Stranger: i have done no such thing

You: From the sheer amoun of complaints the staff have recieved, this is not the case.

You: There are upwards of one hundred fify (150) complaints recieved

Stranger: i haven’t even had that many conversations on here

You: Our records show differently

Stranger: well then please tell me how i proove that i am doing no such thing

You: I request that you not attempt to decieve us

Stranger: i am not try to decieve you

You: If you have any evidence to the contrary, I strongly suggest you present it now

You: As soon as this connecion is broken, the system will then relay his chatlog straight to the FBI’s internet crime division.

Stranger: lol busted

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ITT: Post Your male reproductive organ or Vag

heirloom Posted:

*sigh* I can appreciate that you tried to write “heirloom” on the underside of your male reproductive organ but thats barely legible.

I’ve said it once, I’ll say it again.

Writing upside down is hard when you;re hammered.

105BP Girlz post your noodz for TAM (or doodz get your chick to post noodz)

For the love of god, someone full of won this thread.

Never have I seen so much vag in a FWZ thread.

ITT: Post Your male reproductive organ or Vag

Yeah, but I’m not woman's genitals enough to do it.

**** someone make a thesis for me

Johnny Mac Posted:

Seriously I’m too tired and don’t want to do this ****. And no I’m not giving out BP unless you want to write a whole argument paper about graffiti. (Or my ~8 page microeconomics paper, I will shell out tons for that.)

So gimme a thesis about why graffiti is p cool.

I can give reasons but they don’t fit together. That was after 6 seconds of thinking so idk go for it.

Just a thesis?

well, grafitti is a way for the underprivileged to express their inner creativity.

OR

Grafitti is the only way people can change society. Breaking up all the monotonous buildings in an urban cityscape.

Meh, that’s what I got.

I finally worked up the courage to post noodz

My balls exploded.

DAMN YOU APRIL FOOLS DAY